Games I Beat!
Games I proudly consider beat. By me, with a stick. Stick of completedness. This is a work in progress and will take roughly as long as the great wall of china to finish.
Games I proudly consider beat. By me, with a stick. Stick of completedness. This is a work in progress and will take roughly as long as the great wall of china to finish.
Nanananananana, BEAT MAAAN. God that's cheap. Now I feel dirty.
Metroidvania? More like BeatroidPAINIA!
Gimme your D's, I'll trade you B and T... BEAT SPACE!!!
High Punch Lovecraft! Flash knockout beating.
I beat the fable, oooh.. but I did not control the dooog... That really doesn't work with the melody.
Well I found it, and beat it.
I cast an allmighty beating on all of it. Physical damage to all with chance of COMPLETION BABY!
Swing, swang, swunged! My beating broke the english language! And the plot, judging by the ending. :O
A karma moment that lasted two playthroughs and all the way to a platinum trophy! Beat-i-ful!
This beating was definitely realtime.
Realtime strategy isn't normally my cup of tea but I made an exception to beat Covenant up with Spartans in plural.
The only GTA I ever beat. Does that make me a bad person, or just one who can't forgive sloppy mechanics even when there's a bajillion of them in one game?
Beat is in this one too.
A character in this game is called Beat.
I will beat you forever. <3
I'm gonna beat you, with sonic spee-eeed!
Adventure bits can't bring you down, Sonic the Dimps developed Hedgehog! Beat!
Ah, Dimps my love, keep pitching and I'll keep slugging away, beating it out of the ballpark.
Didn't require a particularly advanced beating, curiously enough.
When this came out and wasn't developed by Sonic Team, who'd have thought Dimps would beat Sega at their own game? Then I beat theirs.
Deserves a number of different kinds of beatings, but I settled for the one.
Well look again, you're beat.
Escaped Butcher Bay only to face my beating.
I give these ties my seal of recommendation as they withstood the might of my thorough beating.
Hah, Torque knew nothing about suffering until I... you know... Yeah.
Added a beating to its elements of power.
Futuristic disco beat.
A beating at the end of the rainbow.
Agent-le, double beating.
Beat some order into it.
No swat-turning away from this beating, mr Fisher!
Won't know what beat it.
Rolled up a beating!
Bigger, better, beat.
Beating? You ARE TEH BEAT, SON!
Beat, but somehow still alive.
It fought back hard, but I beat it.
Beat this too, 3 hit combo of turn on, press buttons and watching credits! Wham!
Prolly the first RPG I liked through and through, beat aswell! Whack, whack, whenever it was my turn. Then eaten for atma.
Thoroughly charted. And beat.
Beat with Thor's hammer in adventurous frenzy.
"Legend" refers to the epic beating.
Strategically approached and surrounded with no way of escaping a beating.
Devils may cry but you can't know for sure until you beat them.
Flipped out, so I beat it.
First Zelda since 3 that I saw through to the end. Simon beats Master Sword.
Almost one of those that got away, but I caught up with it in 2008 and gave it a nice beating.
It almost makes me feel bad to beat Sonic what with the abuse Sega put him through, but this one was good! Good beating is a nice change.
Well I beat man, then he fell.
Revamped classic gets revamped beating. It's like a whole new game! And beating!
"You look up and you still see it!" -Halo when confronted by my insane beating.
Well I got to hear the Arbiter beg and wasn't disappointed. But then what's a little torture compared to my lightning fast knuckles, beating away?
You know, this superb game beat me a little too, but I'm not the one floating around space in half a ship.
When played in some direction I'm the one beating <i>it</i>, ultimately though I'm not really sure... Awesome game.
I have beat the face of time.
This sure was a prince in need of a good beating. So I beat it.
Beat it ganstah style, with fists angled sideways yelling profanities.
When it wasn't busy beating itself over the head with long winded, overly sentimental cutscenes, I helped out. It was a team effort. Essentially my first jRPG.
Quite literally beaten with all kinds of things.
It's difficult to tell when you've beaten a sports game unless they give you an achievement called Supreme Snow God. I think it's a safe assumption I beat it.
Wake up..... doctor... Freeman.... wake up and..... smell the beating.
Needs more than umbrella when I rain down the beating. Excellent light gun game out of nowhere. And without a gun.. ironically.
Guns and swords may break my bones but...... I beat it anyway.
...is well and good but you need brains too if you don't wanna feel the beat!...-heat!
Looking for freedom - will beat commies.
Shortly after appearing in this game, Jack Slate changed name to Beat McMeat. Jack Slate simply doesn't evoke enough of a generic action hero feel, the star said in a statement.
Questionable localization ahoy, 90% of a game is beat-er than nothing!
Beat-ween vanilla and gorilla Sonic, I extracted some actual fun!
Disappointingly palette swap-esque. Apollo is Phoenix by another sprite. Regardless, top notch writing still shines bright, four games in! OBE...OBEEAAT...JECTION.. OBEAAAA.... No. Really isn't a word there.
BEAAAAT-EEN! BEAT-EEEN!
Ran inside and beat it absolutely effing silly with a sledgehammer until it fell over on top of a guy.
Split my party up so often - cocking up my skill distribution - I wanted to beat up the scenario writer. Settled for beating the game though.
Designing a singleplayer game to be a singleplayer game beats bolting campaign onto a multiplayer game. Also, me beats this, if only for the gold and conversation.
I beat this one context sensitively to have it give up information and.. more gamey bits.
Frankly beats everything I've ever played, and I beat it, making me my own favourite game.. I think. I'm not sure how that works out.
Beats me why I can't have a 10 minute conversation with a lady in this without her wanting to get in my pants, but I beat the game, so we both feel awkward.
Imported previous beating to define my new one.
This beating kept rolling like it was supposed to, youtube videos by latent axe murderers notwithstanding.
Made water solid and turned U-beat-soft U-beat-hard.
Wow that's stupid. I don't even know what that means.
Threw a spear, hauled aztec man around. Lara Croft and the Guardian of BEAT!
It's not a lake, it's a beating.
Oh it'll never forget.
Stupid bear and bird in cars could easily have turned to arse, but though platforming was quite fleeting, I derived much pleasure from this beating.
Died my way to the beating.
Freedom is the right of all sentient beatings.
The Devine Comedy stopped laughing once I beat it. Actually it was crying before I got there.
Beat you! Check that box on your psych evaluation, mother effer! Actually if you're a mother effer you should prolly check that box too.
YOU ARE the beating, SON!... Oh I used that already? Ummmm. How about "sudden increase in lady beats"?
Don't fear the beater.
B.E.A.T.
Power jumps and lands firmly somewhere between a tech demo and a masterpiece. Certainly beats me what all the fuss was about. OH AND I BEAT IT RIGHT BACK.
I gave this game by Benoit Sokal a So called Beatoing.
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