You can find someone from a country were the game can be bought uncut in the Steam store who could buy it and gift it to you. That's a way to get it uncut. I got mine uncut in this way since you can only get the cut version in the German Steam store.
Rig a chair with a small explosive charge set to destroy my head as soon as I get up. Then I'd set up a camera to document me changing. For science. And then when I get up to start shambling...
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