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I am a flower
building buildings with my wind
I wished I smoke pot.
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Review no more games
Because this review failed hard
Turbo man is weak

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 A haiku must be written about nature, cool idea though.

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I found the review amusing. Pokes fun at the artsyness of Flower.

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turboman

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LiquidPrince said:
"Review no more games
Because this review failed hard
Turbo man is weak

"
I sense too much negativity in your haiku, which is not what a haiku is about. A haiku is about mending the mind, spirit, and soul into nature's grasp around you.

You also forgot a period you fucking idiot.
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My haiku review of GTA Lost and Damned

Pipe bombs are not good
Easier to just shoot trucks
A bike is fine too

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"Eggs good for eating                           " metal policemen               " Dragonball is dumb
But make for substandard game          i'd buy that for a dollar         But not as dumb as all the
stick to sonic please."                             Break disc with a bat."        people that like it."

who remembers those?

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HazBazz said:
"My haiku review of GTA Lost and Damned

Pipe bombs are not good
Easier to just shoot trucks
A bike is fine too

"
I don't have a 360, but heres what my review would have been for it

Niko's from Europe
loyal, but not inside the
Buh-Ro-Ther-Hood-uh.
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this thread= FAIL

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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

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TurboMan should watch out who he calls a fucking idiot because karma might come back to bite him in the ass.

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turboman

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Disgaeamad said:
"Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
"
I have that tshirt, and wear it regularly

ValkyrieGoddess said:
"TurboMan should watch out who he calls a fucking idiot because karma might come back to bite him in the ass.
"
did you just threaten me via: the internet? what is this, 2004?
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damswedon said:
""Eggs good for eating                           " metal policemen               " Dragonball is dumb
But make for substandard game          i'd buy that for a dollar         But not as dumb as all the
stick to sonic please."                             Break disc with a bat."        people that like it."

who remembers those?
"
"Did I leave my iron on? No of course not... I don't own an iron"
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No. I just stated a fact of Life. Grow up.

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turboman

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ValkyrieGoddess said:
"No. I just stated a fact of Life. Grow up.
"
once again, a putdown you write, who are you? LiquidPrince?

You actually have two accounts? One of the accounts has over 3,000 posts, the other only has about 40. Both of the avatars include pictures of chicks. Good chance that you actually have two accounts.
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oh what would you do
eweyew dew du do do
for a Klondike bar?

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One person one account. And i'm not Liquid Princess. I just figured you where being a Giant jerk by calling her a Fucking idiot. She just commented on you thread and you can't expect positive comments all the time.
Also if your so into your Soul then you would know that all the Negative energy you put back returns to you ten fold hence the Karma comment (By the way it was not a Threat).

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1.)did you just call liquidprince a girl? how would you know if your not him/her(profile says him)

2.)If you didn't know, this thread was joking and lighthearted, and I was just messing around with the seriousness of the poem by talking about soul and then reverted back to calling him/her a fucking idiot as a joke. If he gets mad at that, let him/her reply back. But it's none of your business at all, so I would appreciate it if you didn't come into anything that's not about you and tell me that karma is going to bite my ass like your going to murder me or something.
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I don't sneak around and check peoples gender. I figure Liquid Princess was a Girl.
And i'll comment where and when i please, it's a little something called my personal choice.

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For those who don't know:

Five, Seven, then Five
Syllables makes a Haiku
So stop hating, noob.
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This thread is reaching
epic potential and I
just wrote a bad haiku

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rexualhealing said:
"This thread is reaching
epic potential and I
just wrote a bad haiku
"

A haiku with six
Syllables at the end is
horrible, not bad.
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TurboMan said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"Review no more games
Because this review failed hard
Turbo man is weak

"
I sense too much negativity in your haiku, which is not what a haiku is about. A haiku is about mending the mind, spirit, and soul into nature's grasp around you.

You also forgot a period you fucking idiot.
"
Ahahah! Now, that was good.
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The grass blades tumble
Six-Axis and a button
Is all that's needed.


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I won't buy flower.

I don't have a PS3,
nor will I get one.
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You are all losers
Flower is a really great game
I can has ice cream?
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TurboMan said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"Review no more games
Because this review failed hard
Turbo man is weak

"
I sense too much negativity in your haiku, which is not what a haiku is about. A haiku is about mending the mind, spirit, and soul into nature's grasp around you.

You also forgot a period you fucking idiot.
"
It was a joke you retard. Although, I'm sorry for scoffing at the idiotic idea of reviewing a game using a haiku... Or perhaps you were trying to be funny and failed.


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A deep haiku for a deep game... wow, I think I'll go watch 2001: A Space Odyssey while reading Aristotle and contemplating the mean of life....

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BoG said:
"

You are all losers
Flower is a really great game
I can has ice cream?
"
No ice cream for you
you didn't do it right, Bog
now go to your room
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LiquidPrince said:
"TurboMan said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"Review no more games
Because this review failed hard
Turbo man is weak

"
I sense too much negativity in your haiku, which is not what a haiku is about. A haiku is about mending the mind, spirit, and soul into nature's grasp around you.

You also forgot a period you fucking idiot.
"
It was a joke you retard. Although, I'm sorry for scoffing at the idiotic idea of reviewing a game using a haiku... Or perhaps you were trying to be funny and failed.


"
I laughed.
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Left 4 Dead:

Pipe bombs and pain pills
Zoey, Francis, and Louis
With Bill kill zombies

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Pot is for Jerks.