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#1  Edited By Vance_Helsing

These are two completely different games, so it all depends on whether you're into shooters or platformers. I think that if you really like making & creating levels (and you have four controllers & three other friends who'll hang with you), LittleBigPlanet is definitely worth your time, plus you'll get a ton of replay value from the game.
 
But..Killzone 2 is one of my favorite games this year. Yes it's "just a shooter", but IMO it's the most satisfying (and best looking) shooter I've played in years. The multiplayer is addictive has hell. I just think I'm enamored with this game because I really don't like any of the Call of Duty titles. But if you're looking for a solid shooter for the PS3, you honestly can't go wrong with Killzone.

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#2  Edited By Vance_Helsing

Positives:
Women.
Women.
Women.
Women.
WOMEN.
Parties if you're into that thing, cool people to meet, your professors for the most part don't treat you like a baby (as they would in high school).
Oh and WOMEN.
 
Negatives: Expensive as hell (unless you're going to a community college), have fun staying up until 4-5am most days of the week, it's still school so good luck having fun in your classes (unless you REALLY like your subject), and contrary to popular belief, getting laid isn't as simple as just having a penis.

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#3  Edited By Vance_Helsing
@Vito_Raliffe: He should absolutely win for Best Supporting Actor- his character is honestly one of the best written and performed villains of all time-That includes Darth Vader, Anton Chigurh, Hannibal Lecter etc. Every time I saw him on screen, I cringed and sat way, way back in my seat. No one performance this year has ever made me do that.
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#4  Edited By Vance_Helsing
@giyanks22: 
 
The thing about Invictus is that it absolutely looks like an Oscar-bait film. Same goes for A Simple Man and Nine.
 
Personally, I would love to see Inglourious Basterds, The Hurt Locker & Precious get nominated- as of right now, they all have shots (especially since there are ten Best Picture nominees starting this year), but I think Precious has all the hype, ecstatic word of mouth and solid box office to back it.
 
I'm also really looking forward to Up in the Air- that one looks fantastic too.
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#5  Edited By Vance_Helsing

Oh, since someone mentioned it, I met some of the Giant Bomb crew- Jeff & Dave specifically,  at California Extreme earlier this year. I was the only one of my friends to know who they were (and I pretty much talked about them like they were celebs...which they totally are).  I'm pretty sure that's up there.

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#6  Edited By Vance_Helsing

Medal of the Call of Honor: Contemporary Conflict

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#7  Edited By Vance_Helsing

First off, Ricky-Oh is possibly the most awesomest.  That is not a spelling error.
 
I've got a movie that'll top all yours: Pink Flamingos.
 
The "best" part isn't even in this video. You haven't seen "messed up" until you've seen a guy mime the words to "Surfin' Bird" WITH HIS ASSHOLE
 
EDIT: Forgot to mention, this video is extremely NSFW.
 

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#8  Edited By Vance_Helsing

I eat breakfast, maybe 3 or 4 times a month.
 
I can never get enough sleep. 
 
The winner here is clear.
 
Though to clarify a meal  of waffles, pancakes, bacon, sausage links, toast (even of the French variety) and scrambled eggs is just about the best meal of all time.

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#9  Edited By Vance_Helsing
Golden Axe or any of the Streets of Rage games can be beaten with persistence (and about 2 hours of free time).
 
If you want an easy platformer, try Ristar, Animaniacs (the Genesis version) or Mickey Mania (which is not only the best Mickey Mouse game ever, but it's also the very first game that David "Let's see if I can shut the fuck up for 6 months" Jaffe worked on).
 
I never had an SNES so I can't really comment on those games, but Kirby games are normally super-easy to beat.
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#10  Edited By Vance_Helsing

Besides posting on a video game forum & teaching a lady friend "how to beat the Moon level in Ducktales", my most nerdy moment would have to be dressing up as the Prince from Katamari Damacy for Halloween 3 years ago. 
 
Seriously, I did the weird cylinder hat thing and a ball and everything.