Seriously. This is ridiculous. 
 
I initially just signed up because I saw it was an awesome video game review site and then quickly got sucked into posting achievements to my FB profile and going on totally ridiculous, but addictive, quests. Help!

Emm you should watch the persona 4 endurance run.

hey you should be my friend!

Hey. Welcome to Giant Bomb. This site has everything! As others have said. Watch the Endurance Runs.
 
I also ask you please read this.

"  @Dylabaloo:  I think it should be a legal requirement that everyone watch it.  "

Gurls.

it has everything but a stupid filter

and now it even has shirtless dave  http://yfrog.com/ngb2qj

" Gurls. "

" @Jeust said:

" Gurls. "

No, we've had some of those, but some of our less considerate forum members are pretty quick to run them off. Not even joking. "

Hookers.

We need more desert recipes 

" Hookers. "

Anime.

" and now it even has shirtless dave  http://yfrog.com/ngb2qj "

" and now it even has shirtless dave  http://yfrog.com/ngb2qj "

Having discussions on our walls.
 
" Flood Protect Warning
You can't post right now, because our system only allows you to make two posts in a row..... wait for someone else to post, then you can post after them - thx :) "

Oh Dave. You and your shirtlessness.

" Help! "

haha no shame in having your shirtless photos of you on a video game website no shame in that

True love.

Naked people dancing

" @snide: Why were you shirtless? "

" @snide: Why were you shirtless? "

" @ky326 said:

" @snide: Why were you shirtless? "

They were streaming the end of the Matrix Online, and snide said if the stream got over a certain number of viewers he would take his shirt off. It went over, and he honored it. Then for the next several days a ton of active community members used that picture as their avatar, causing mass confusion.  Fuckin love avatar fads. I almost look forward to prominent users being banned just so they happen more often. "

There's an inside joke about giantbomb offering "Naked cartoon pussy" some where around here...

" @drag said:

"  @Dylabaloo:  I think it should be a legal requirement that everyone watch it.  "

I'd do it, but I haven't played Persona 4, so I have to put it off for some time. "

Cheat Codes.
 
(I mean for games. Giant Bomb does have a cheatcode, the most famous one in fact.)

I'll tell you what this site doesn't offer, ice cream and a fellatio or cunnilingus if you're a girl.

Hm, I wonder if... 
 
Edit: Nope...or yes, now I'm confused. Oh well.

Damnit I didn't even know Endurance Runs were a niche catagory even. 
 
I'm not officially the old man of gaming. 
 
GET OFF MY LAWN! 

Free sex

" Free sex "

" @zipflop:   There's even a vibrant music community. "

be mah friend too gogo

Naked cartoon p-no wait a sec...yes...EVEN NAKED CARTOON PUSSY!

Naked Cartoon Vags aside, I wouldn't have even known of the Whiskey Media network (and awesome sites like Screened or Tested) if it wasn't for GB. Nice. 
 
And I feel special for being #125 to complete the 1984 Quest. 

" @Unknown_Pleasures said:

" Free sex "

Clearly you don't know where to look. "

This site is only missing one thing...
 

Well we don't have porn...unless you go to the adult games....I guess we have everything then.

Twinkies. 
 
 
Damn it. Well played Giantbomb, well played.

"Having discussions on our walls.
 
" Flood Protect WarningYou can't post right now, because our system only allows you to make two posts in a row..... wait for someone else to post, then you can post after them - thx :) " "

@mau64

" @Ryax: haha very true. "

" I'll tell you what this site doesn't offer, ice cream and a fellatio or cunnilingus if you're a girl. "