Betting the FarmVille: Part 02

I really like this series...  Farmville torture.  I refuse to play Farmville, but I was curious.

Still the best worst thing ever

Sweet, Steve is kicking ass

I started playing farmville since this started, i need neighbours but dont want to be dicks to my friends by spamming them lol

@Nemuel said:

Still the best worst thing ever

LOL, agreed. XD

Let's hear the outrage :P

I'm lost in their eyes.

Butt Barn go!

DEM GLASSES

Did Steve Gain weight ALREADY?

i'm just going to point out that the top google search result for Brad Bucks is http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion/30/brad-bucks/499812/

Glad Steve fixed his farm. He currently has more experience points and money than Matt, so we'll have to see if Matt's current artichoke plan pays off in the end!

Bodega's Butt Barn sounds like a stripclub you'd see going through Oklahoma.  
Funny episode! Great Job!

That Kessler face.. it's priceless.

Team Lemon!

Go Kessler! Also: you will loose horribly.

maybe someone else is like me and kind of wants to give this a try too, but doesn't want to abuse their friends or since most people have moved on has noone to play with.

So...giantbomb farmville group? ;D

Butts for Days !!

This 10 minute format where they say anything they have to say and then stop works VERY WELL. It's totally enough to make me keep up with this series. Much better than the previous episode's "Uh...yeah. Farming."

I was hoping this would be longer but what was in the video was quality 

Those are the most intern-ass looking interns I've ever seen.

Steve has already vastly improved upon his investor's funds. This looks like it could be exceedingly one sided

Next step: FarmVille TNT to progress past the social element problems.

Yeah... Endurance Run!!

The short check-ins are perfect.

I'm enjoying finally being able to learn about FarmVille without having to play it myself, it looks terribly boring.

Also, for the sake of moving this along, I think you need to let them use the friend-related features, they seem to be everywhere. The only downside being that probably all the users on GB will just become willing slaves to these guys, working their farms for them...

Thank God these are just quick updates. I don't think I could take anymore.

I'm interested to see if Bodega's artichoke-heavy futures pay off. My guess is no.

Sweet, been waiting for the next episode. Wish they were a little longer but what they have is good.

I was hoping this would be longer but what was in the video was quality 

@PeasForFees said:

The short check-ins are perfect.

I sincerely hope this Farmville nonsense isn't taking the place of a proper Endurance Run. Episodic content is a damn good thing, I think we can all agree... but, Farmville? Most cliche shit ever coming up: I'd rather watch paint dry.

@n8 said:

I sincerely hope this Farmville nonsense isn't taking the place of a proper Endurance Run. Episodic content is a damn good thing, I think we can all agree... but, Farmville? Most cliche shit ever coming up: I'd rather watch paint dry.

Jeff said on the last radio show that there wasn't going to be an Endurance Run this year, but that he was looking at some games. This isn't taking the place of an ER, so don't worry.

Why did I watch this? Curse you giantbomb!

Thank heavens for the shorter check-ins. I was worried every video was going to be 30-40 minutes. This is the perfect FarmVille consumption per/day I'd say!

Actually rather enjoying this, Farmville as always fascinated me but I hate Facebook.

Perfect length for the video to, keep it up.

My recommendation is chickpeas @ lvl10 and as soon as you can move to grapes @ lvl 19. Don't split your crops if you are going for cash as you will want to master the crop to increase profits. Here's a handy chart:
 
https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AnuxuTLerOJMdDkyWjBOU1lCWWFSTDFmeV9zS0FuM0E&hl=en#gid=1
 
I hate myself for knowing this btw.

I'm so happy this video is up. Today just keeps getting better.

I only watch pro-league Farmville.  None of this non-Korean amateur garbage.

When you can, you want to switch to pure cotton. As it's the best profit for low levels and has a decent 12 hour cycle. (Racist name optional)

@Quacktastic said:

I only watch pro-league Farmville. None of this non-Korean amateur garbage.

I open with the standard 6 habaneros and 2 soybeans.

Steve is dominating.

Oh Matt... You nimcompoop.

Can't wait till they get PM spammed by them China gold farmers.

I think Kessler is very thrifty and is wearing the same glasses he was given in the 4th grade, which is why they look so small on his MASSIVE HEAD.

Bodega Butt Barns, we got Butts for days!

When Kessler started talking about breaking his account trying to put $10 on it I thought he was talking about his bank account. Was very confused how you destroy your own bank account trying to make a deposit.

When is he going to start growing butts?

@kollay said:

@Quacktastic said:

I only watch pro-league Farmville. None of this non-Korean amateur garbage.

I open with the standard 6 habaneros and 2 soybeans.

That's right, the artisjoke turtling Kessler is doing is no match for the habaneros rush.