Giant Bombcast 05-22-2012

I can't decide whether to play Minecraft or Diablo 3 while listening to this.

@DrStrangepork said:

After listening to the 'leg' debate it made me wonder which Giantbomb personality would be the tastiest.

Almost positively Brad.

In a super-reductive sense Last of Us sounds a bit like Enslaved (post-apocalyptic, escorting a girl around).

I wonder when we'll see a game with a female protagonist that has to escort a useless male character?

Diablo 3 definitely pauses if you hit escape.

Don't bother Jeff, the story is teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrible

I am really allergic to zrytec and have really bad allergies. So I would of had a terrible day at that wedding, but still awesome day because of Dave.

Hell yes SimGolf 2.

Awesome!

@DrStrangepork said:

After listening to the 'leg' debate it made me wonder which Giantbomb personality would be the tastiest.

Sorry to be the literal prick, but not being a fan of cannibalism I'm gonna have to go with Luchadeer.

Thank ya kindly!

The characters were interesting in Skyrim? Since when?

Jeff's imitation of Brad is hilarious everytime

Giantbomb the only website to be more positive about battleship than dragon's dogma.

There was a Rollergames beat-em-up arcade game.

@MrKlorox said:

I can't decide whether to play Minecraft or Diablo 3 while listening to this.

I'm Minecrafting, myself.

bombcast awwwyeahhh

Patrick klepek: "what if you had the opportunity to eat human flesh, guilt free?"

WTF Patrick, damn. Remind me never to get in a plane crash with you in the mountains.

Derango? The Pizza King?

Didn't think the bombcast was pro-cannibalism.

@SpunkyHePanda said:

If a supernatural force causes live scorpions and spiders to come crawling out of a roasted pig, and you decide to eat that pig anyway, then you deserve whatever misfortune befalls you.

Yes.

Sure wish it wasn't Patrick in charge of Dragon's Dogma.

would have loved if someone would have asked Patrick to name a single character from Skyrim for the Dragons Dogma talk

Man, Dragon's Dogma sounds really cool in spots, but a massive bummer in others. I honestly don't think I could tolerate an open world game on that scale without fast-travel.

Whoa Brad was actually there!!!

Man, Dragon's Dogma sounds really cool in spots, but a massive bummer in others. I honestly don't think I could tolerate an open world game on that scale without fast-travel.

I'm so glad Brad shows up!

Eating dinner while listening to this was not my best idea ever

god my stomachs losing it over this eating human leg talk, goddamm you guys.

and saying the other F word is worse than this talk? pleaseee

Stephen King wrote a short story called My Survivor about a surgical doctor who is trapped on a desert island with nothing to eat, so he eventually starts cutting off his own limbs and eats them to stay alive. The entire story he talks about how his hands are his lively hood and he can't damage them so, of course, at the end he ends up cutting off a hand to eat it. It's a good little story and it's all I could think of when they were talking about eating your own leg.

@UncleClassy said:

@mrfluke said:

god my stomachs losing it over this eating human leg talk, goddamm you guys.

and saying the other F word is worse than this talk? pleaseee

Fanny?

No, I think he was referring to floccinaucinihilipilification.

They could take Falco out of Smash Bros.

Just super saiyan

To the guy who wrote in about Diablo server stuff.

I almost did the same thing myself, as the blizzard store didn't really point out there are seperate clients. Anyways, unlike what the guys are saying it's highly unlikely it'll change, as it would require a complete redesign of Battle.net and most of Blizzards modern games. It's even just strange that you have access to both as both WoW and SC2 actually restricts you to your region (I cannot play on US servers with my EU WoW account for instance). In fact, the game actually operates with 2 completely different accounts when you change servers, with seperate friendslists and achievements. Also if you try to log in to the Korean servers it will straight up say your account isn't authorized.

And ye, it's sorta bullshit, but it's the same shit they've been doing for a while now. Although as I said, be glad you even have access to both regions.

Congratulations Dave and Nicole.

Thanks guys for getting me through 2.5 hrs of my job! Looking forward to Dragon's Dogma.

Get off your cannibalism high horses, people.

More Diablo 3 miconceptions being perpetuated. And Brad wasn't even there to do it this time. If you're playing by yourself the game absolutely pauses when you hit escape.

@ildon said:

More Diablo 3 miconceptions being perpetuated. And Brad wasn't even there to do it this time. If you're playing by yourself the game absolutely pauses when you hit escape.

this man speaks truth. at first i didnt think it did, but it totally does.

The return of Jeff's Brad impression filled me with so much glee.

But seriously guys. I found that cannibalism discussion more than a little disturbing.

Vinny's right.

Yeah, time to start the day off with some Bombcast and Diablo 3!

Diablo server is down, can't play it...

..FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!!

@ArbitraryWater said:

The return of Jeff's Brad impression filled me with so much glee.

But seriously guys. I found that cannibalism discussion more than a little disturbing.

Oh fuck, the real Brad is finally back after all these years!? This gives me the reason to turn off D3 and listen to this damn thing.

As a guy who does not know finnish I can verify that Tehrvey probably means "fuck you guys"

We're getting to the point where the only things releasing during holiday season will be the "annuals" like Modern Warfare and Assassin's Creed.

Poor 38 Studios. Putting their lives into an MMO. Risky motherfuckers.

Ryan:Clickin' on stuff?

Jeff: I'm more holding the button down

:)

The click click click joke gets shattered after you actually play a Diablo game.

@ez123 said:

Ryan:Clickin' on stuff?

Jeff: I'm more holding the button down

:)

The click click click joke gets shattered after you actually play a Diablo game.

Unless it's Diablo 1.

@ildon said:

@ez123 said:

Ryan:Clickin' on stuff?

Jeff: I'm more holding the button down

:)

The click click click joke gets shattered after you actually play a Diablo game.

Unless it's Diablo 1.

You'd think that. Some people on the forums said too much clicking is one of the reasons they didn't like DII, it's hilarious.

WTF ! Brad is actually Englishman !

That Vinny is a super fly happenin dude.