This Ain't No Game: TANG: DOA: Dead or Alive

Seems to me it's not just Rosencrantz and Guildenstern who are undead, by the look of things

Holly Vallance is hot.

Does Ryan only have 3 different shirts?

Nice review Ryan.
LOL , that guy again he really knows something...
This movie is all bout hot girls fighing stuff, it really sucks!

Ryan needs to dress up for every TANG!

"Would you hand me my bra please... using your pistol! mwahahahahahaaa!"

WHY WOULD HE HAND HER THE BRA WITH THE GUN? MY BRAIN IS MELTING.

omg! the guy that knows something I don't!!!!!! 0.o

Lol, great episode :)

UGH, That's BAD!

For gods sake, just tell me what he knows! IT DRIVES ME CRAZY!

Sounds just awful.

-- God Bless.

Haha, Rise XD

I will never see that movie, ever.  Looks so bad that it would make me throw up.

Rainy, slow-motion beeches are the best

I saw this on A dvd in a youth hostel in Sydney during a bank hoilday and there a rain storm and its worst film i have ever seen. 

you know what gets me about these films is the crap about lets be all about tits and fighting but we still need the pg13 cert I mean who would go and see this outside of 14 year old plus guys.

tang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This movie has the greatest ending in cinema history. Nothing will ever top it.

You guys always do a great job at cutting GB footage into the movies.

This guy knows something you don't!

And, wow, I haven't seen this but it looks terrible. Really, really bad.

That'll teach him to play sports without securing your glasses firmly with a behind-the-ear strap.

Ok, what movie is that guy in that know something I don't?  I've seen him in a few TANGs of movies that I either haven't seen or don't remember well enough to remember him.
And I didn't know about this movie, but right now I rather want to see it.

Great TANG once again, REALLY hot girls in that movie

What the hell does that guy know?? LOL XD

awesome

KARATE glasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That guy knows something I don't!

yeah the film is one long 14 year old cock tease

If I were to be suffocated in a Devon Aoki and Holly Vallance sandwich, I would die a happy, happy man.

lol nice episode keep it up ryan!

Isnt that Joyce from My Name is Earl?

woah the picture for the video caught me off guard x3

toe tatly 

Haha the still image is priceless, a full windows of bikini ass! XD

Such horrible casting!!!

How did you leave out Jamie Lee's "kick that sounds like a gun going off"?!

Aww, SPOILER ALERT NEEDED! Yo0u spoiled Endurance Run!

Haha, nice Rise cameo and zoom in!

This movie was absurdly bad.  Total waste of a Netflix queue spot!

This movie sucks. Kasumi is so flat-chested and angry-looking in this movie, doesn't come close looking like the video game version. Storyline is there but damn, DOA sucks balls. Tomonobu Itagaki probably puked wasabi all over the place after watching this.

Just like to reemphasise again that Vinny ... you're a really great video editor.  But then we knew that already.

Some movies is so bad that they actually becomes watchable, this is one, and Mortal Kombat is another.
When are you going for the Uwe Boll movies?
...and not a Boll movie, but Bloodraine 2 is so bad it actually sucks all the good parts from Bloodraine 3.
...and Blodraine 3 isnt even made yet!

I didn't even know this movie existed.

I love the editing you guys did with Persona.  ROFL.

Hi-tech karate glasses? This movie has it... well... it has... something.

Also, Endurance Run cameo. Wow. That's pretty awesome. I love TANG.

another brilliant edit and TANG!

funny shit. this movie looks like a good time waster for sure

Wild and crazy, just the way Itagaki would have wanted.

Guys, I think I just dropped my hi-tech karate glasses. Oh God. 5..4..3..2..1 BOOM (nuclear explosion). and Fallout 3 begins....

Well, the movie does look pretty bad but, the hot chicks make up for it.

This movie was so cheesy bad I'm glad I only paid $5 in a sale.
Great TANG guys!

Great episode