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    A length of exceptionally sharp metal with a handle, used for centuries as the go-to killing device for the human race. It's dead simple: you stick the pointy end in the thing you want to die. Or you could always slash them with the equally sharp sides. That works too.

    How do you pronounce Sword?

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    #1  Edited By WholeFunShow

    I pronounce it 'Sword' but the GB team especially Ryan seem to pronounce it 'Sword' is there an injoke I'm not getting?

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    #2  Edited By ajamafalous
    @WholeFnShow said:
    " I pronounce it 'Sword' but the GB team especially Ryan seem to pronounce it 'Sword' is there an injoke I'm not getting? "
    What.
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    #3  Edited By Organicalistic_
    @WholeFnShow: make this a poll with sounded out choices like swore-d  or sord
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    #4  Edited By Binman88

    I'm quite sure it's a joke. There is one way to pronounce sword, and it's not the way Ryan pronounces it.

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    #5  Edited By Aetos

    I say sword.

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    #6  Edited By Suicidal_SNiper

    You pronounce it "Sword" and they pronounce it "Sword", the exact same spellings, according to what you said. Could you maybe try to elaborate on exactly what you mean?

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    #7  Edited By MysteriousBob
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    #8  Edited By Organicalistic_

    i say sored

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    #9  Edited By TheFreeMan

    Sord.

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    #10  Edited By ghettobond

    The reason why the Giant Bomb crew pronounces it the way they do is because of The RZA from the Wu-Tang Clan.  He's always pronounced the W in sword for some reason.  If you listen to older episodes of the Bombcast, you'll hear Jeff and Ryan reference the Wu-Tang Clan.

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    #11  Edited By skrutop

    Without a w.

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    i say it as "penis"

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    #13  Edited By TheHT

    with a silent dubya.

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    #14  Edited By Dalai

    Swarduh.

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    #15  Edited By OllyOxenFree

    I think the OP used a voice to text program to make that comment.
     
    I pronounce it the normal way-  Soared.

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    #16  Edited By FluxWaveZ

    Are.  you.  serious?  Ryan's not that stupid, he already explained, when they were answering to an email on the Bombcast, that he said it that way because it's awesome-r sounding than the correct pronunciation.  But it's all jokes.  I'm sure (I hope) everyone knows how to pronounce the word correctly, at least in normal speech.

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    #17  Edited By penguindust

    "Swords for $400, Alex."

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    #18  Edited By Chirag4
    @WholeFnShow said:
    " I pronounce it 'Sword' but the GB team especially Ryan seem to pronounce it 'Sword' is there an injoke I'm not getting? "
    ...this is a joke right? right?
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    #19  Edited By Ryax

    soared. but i hear it pronounced soared. 

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    #20  Edited By callumbay

    s-awe-d

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    #21  Edited By WholeFunShow
    @GhettoBond: I googled "RZA says sword" & finded RZA -  samarai showdown on Youtube & listened to it: Myth confirmed. Thank you.
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    #22  Edited By slax
    @Chirag4 said:
    " @WholeFnShow said:
    " I pronounce it 'Sword' but the GB team especially Ryan seem to pronounce it 'Sword' is there an injoke I'm not getting? "
    ...this is a joke right? right? "
    This. I did find it hilarious though.
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    #23  Edited By JJWeatherman

    Well, Ryan calls Batman "Batmin" and Robots "Robits". He's a strange strange person.

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    #24  Edited By Phaseshift

    its a silent W, anything else is completely stupid.

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    @iizcallum said:
    " s-awe-d "
    What?
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    #26  Edited By Thrillhouse87

    swærd
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    #27  Edited By allprox

    Oh, will you people just stop with this baffling inability to understand that he's just doing it for shits and giggles. Yes, of course he's pronouncing it wrong, but anytime someone tries to explain why he does it, it just drains all the fun out of it. 
    So please, stop asking why Ryan says "Absofruitly" and "sWord" and "robit" and "interweb" and countless others and just be at ease with it and shut the fuck up.
     
    Sorry.
     /rant

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    #28  Edited By Bones8677

    It's in inside joke with Ryan. He pronounces robots as "Robits" too. 
    For the sole purpose of confusing people, he said as much when it was brought up on an older episode.

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    #29  Edited By newmarcom

    I remember on one of the bombcasts that Ryan likes to "mispronounce" words specifically to annoy people and sound different. Seems like it's working.

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    #30  Edited By Atlantus_Air

    I say it like sord.

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    #31  Edited By callumbay
    @Manhattan_Project: : As in an 's' sound, then 'awe' like 'awesome', then a light 'd' sound :P I should have put 'sord', It would have been less confusing xD
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    #32  Edited By Geno

    Sord. 

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    #33  Edited By sjschmidt93

    I know, man. I say it like sword but my friends says it like sword and his cousin says it like sword. One time we got into a fight and his mom said it was sword, and we all said it was sword.  
     
    Totally crazy, yo.

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    #34  Edited By Kyreo
    @Ryax said:
    " soared. but i hear it pronounced soared.  "
    Same here.  I've heard dudes say it as 'Ess Werd'
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    #35  Edited By TheMustacheHero
    @WholeFnShow said:
    " I pronounce it 'Sword' but the GB team especially Ryan seem to pronounce it 'Sword' is there an injoke I'm not getting? "
    I say 'sword' as 'sword' Thanks for asking 
     

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    #36  Edited By meptron

    I pronouce it like "word" with an s at the front. That's how it's supposed to be. everyone else is wrong.

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    #37  Edited By guiseppe

    "sored"

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    #38  Edited By vilhelmnielsen

    Do you pronounce "robot" as "robot" or "robot"?

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    #39  Edited By Daryl

    Properly.

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    #40  Edited By Bwast
    @VilhelmNielsen said:
    " Do you pronounce "robot" as "robot" or "robot"? "
    I prefer "robot". All the kids are saying it like that nowadays. I guess "robot" is acceptable too. If you're a Commie.
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    #41  Edited By Symphony

    Oh hey, welcome to Giant Bomb! I guess you weren't around for the 3 or 4 similar threads posted in the past.

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    #42  Edited By raiz265
       
    zord
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    #43  Edited By natetodamax
    @WholeFnShow said:
    " I pronounce it 'Sword' but the GB team especially Ryan seem to pronounce it 'Sword' is there an injoke I'm not getting? "
    lol, what?
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    #44  Edited By Rhaknar

    i pronounce it "Sord" like most people, Ryan is just special like that, one of the (many) reasons we love him (and hate him at the same time)

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    #45  Edited By Hamst3r

    I pronounce it Schwartz.

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    #46  Edited By BraveToaster
    @skrutop said:
    " Without a w. "
    @Gellrock said:
    " i say it as "penis" "
    @Ryax said:
    " soared. but i hear it pronounced soared.  "
    I agree
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    #47  Edited By WholeFunShow

    found this fucking around on google (googling my own name, fine.) I like to think Ryan would have liked it :)

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    Sords

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    This thread just makes me miss the constant stream of people who could never understand that Ryan just enjoyed ironically mispronouncing things.

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