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A length of exceptionally sharp metal with a handle, used for centuries as the go-to killing device for the human race. It's dead simple: you stick the pointy end in the thing you want to die. Or you could always slash them with the equally sharp sides. That works too.

How do you pronounce Sword?

#1 Posted by WholeFunShow (336 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

I pronounce it 'Sword' but the GB team especially Ryan seem to pronounce it 'Sword' is there an injoke I'm not getting?

#2 Edited by ajamafalous (10608 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago
@WholeFnShow said:
" I pronounce it 'Sword' but the GB team especially Ryan seem to pronounce it 'Sword' is there an injoke I'm not getting? "
What.
#3 Posted by Organicalistic_ (2954 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago
@WholeFnShow: make this a poll with sounded out choices like swore-d  or sord
#4 Posted by Binman88 (3662 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

I'm quite sure it's a joke. There is one way to pronounce sword, and it's not the way Ryan pronounces it.

#5 Posted by Tactical_Kill (1686 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

I say sword.

#6 Posted by Suicidal_SNiper (949 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

You pronounce it "Sword" and they pronounce it "Sword", the exact same spellings, according to what you said. Could you maybe try to elaborate on exactly what you mean?

#7 Posted by MysteriousBob (6201 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago
#8 Posted by Organicalistic_ (2954 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

i say sored

#9 Posted by TheFreeMan (2686 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

Sord.

#10 Posted by GhettoBond (65 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

The reason why the Giant Bomb crew pronounces it the way they do is because of The RZA from the Wu-Tang Clan.  He's always pronounced the W in sword for some reason.  If you listen to older episodes of the Bombcast, you'll hear Jeff and Ryan reference the Wu-Tang Clan.

#11 Posted by skrutop (3584 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

Without a w.

#12 Posted by Gellrock (381 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

i say it as "penis"

#13 Posted by TheHT (8134 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

with a silent dubya.

#14 Posted by Dalai (6209 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

Swarduh.

#15 Posted by OllyOxenFree (4555 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

I think the OP used a voice to text program to make that comment.
 
I pronounce it the normal way-  Soared.

#16 Posted by FluxWaveZ (17873 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

Are.  you.  serious?  Ryan's not that stupid, he already explained, when they were answering to an email on the Bombcast, that he said it that way because it's awesome-r sounding than the correct pronunciation.  But it's all jokes.  I'm sure (I hope) everyone knows how to pronounce the word correctly, at least in normal speech.

#17 Posted by PenguinDust (12099 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

"Swords for $400, Alex."

#18 Posted by Chirag4 (585 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago
@WholeFnShow said:
" I pronounce it 'Sword' but the GB team especially Ryan seem to pronounce it 'Sword' is there an injoke I'm not getting? "
...this is a joke right? right?
#19 Posted by Ryax (4630 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

soared. but i hear it pronounced soared. 

#20 Posted by iizcallum (600 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

s-awe-d

#21 Posted by WholeFunShow (336 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago
@GhettoBond: I googled "RZA says sword" & finded RZA -  samarai showdown on Youtube & listened to it: Myth confirmed. Thank you.
#22 Posted by Slax (827 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago
@Chirag4 said:
" @WholeFnShow said:
" I pronounce it 'Sword' but the GB team especially Ryan seem to pronounce it 'Sword' is there an injoke I'm not getting? "
...this is a joke right? right? "
This. I did find it hilarious though.
#23 Posted by JJWeatherman (13875 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

Well, Ryan calls Batman "Batmin" and Robots "Robits". He's a strange strange person.

#24 Posted by Phaseshift (222 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

its a silent W, anything else is completely stupid.

#25 Posted by Manhattan_Project (1903 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago
@iizcallum said:
" s-awe-d "
What?
#26 Edited by Thrillhouse87 (200 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

swærd
#27 Posted by Allprox (529 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

Oh, will you people just stop with this baffling inability to understand that he's just doing it for shits and giggles. Yes, of course he's pronouncing it wrong, but anytime someone tries to explain why he does it, it just drains all the fun out of it. 
So please, stop asking why Ryan says "Absofruitly" and "sWord" and "robit" and "interweb" and countless others and just be at ease with it and shut the fuck up.
 
Sorry.
 /rant

#28 Posted by Bones8677 (3085 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

It's in inside joke with Ryan. He pronounces robots as "Robits" too. 
For the sole purpose of confusing people, he said as much when it was brought up on an older episode.

#29 Posted by newmarcom (278 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

I remember on one of the bombcasts that Ryan likes to "mispronounce" words specifically to annoy people and sound different. Seems like it's working.

#30 Posted by Atlantus_Air (187 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

I say it like sord.

#31 Posted by iizcallum (600 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago
@Manhattan_Project: : As in an 's' sound, then 'awe' like 'awesome', then a light 'd' sound :P I should have put 'sord', It would have been less confusing xD
#32 Posted by Geno (6479 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

Sord. 

#33 Posted by SJSchmidt93 (4834 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

I know, man. I say it like sword but my friends says it like sword and his cousin says it like sword. One time we got into a fight and his mom said it was sword, and we all said it was sword.  
 
Totally crazy, yo.

#34 Posted by Kyreo (4594 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago
@Ryax said:
" soared. but i hear it pronounced soared.  "
Same here.  I've heard dudes say it as 'Ess Werd'
#35 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6654 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago
@WholeFnShow said:
" I pronounce it 'Sword' but the GB team especially Ryan seem to pronounce it 'Sword' is there an injoke I'm not getting? "
I say 'sword' as 'sword' Thanks for asking 
 

#36 Posted by Meptron (1014 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

I pronouce it like "word" with an s at the front. That's how it's supposed to be. everyone else is wrong.

#37 Posted by guiseppe (2712 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

"sored"

#38 Posted by VilhelmNielsen (1703 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

Do you pronounce "robot" as "robot" or "robot"?

#39 Posted by Daryl (1781 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

Properly.

#40 Posted by Bwast (1310 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago
@VilhelmNielsen said:
" Do you pronounce "robot" as "robot" or "robot"? "
I prefer "robot". All the kids are saying it like that nowadays. I guess "robot" is acceptable too. If you're a Commie.
#41 Posted by Symphony (1913 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

Oh hey, welcome to Giant Bomb! I guess you weren't around for the 3 or 4 similar threads posted in the past.

#42 Posted by raiz265 (2229 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago
   
zord
#43 Posted by natetodamax (18927 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago
@WholeFnShow said:
" I pronounce it 'Sword' but the GB team especially Ryan seem to pronounce it 'Sword' is there an injoke I'm not getting? "
lol, what?
#44 Posted by Rhaknar (5791 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

i pronounce it "Sord" like most people, Ryan is just special like that, one of the (many) reasons we love him (and hate him at the same time)

#45 Posted by Hamst3r (3938 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago

I pronounce it Schwartz.

#46 Posted by BraveToaster (12588 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago
@skrutop said:
" Without a w. "
@Gellrock said:
" i say it as "penis" "
@Ryax said:
" soared. but i hear it pronounced soared.  "
I agree
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