I did wonder a few weeks ago during his teary promo on Raw if he would ever cut his hair now that he's gone from being "semi-retired" to "possibly another couple of matches in him somewhere down the line but pretty much retired". Took him like two weeks.

This news....

My world makes no sense anymore. Why did you do it Triple H!?! I mean, cutting it is bad enough, but then to "Get the Vince McMahon"... that's just lame. Or sucking up to his father-in-law. One or the other. Either way, it is insulting. That is literally the exact same haircut as Vince. Uncool.

"Esteemed news outlet TMZ..." -- although that did make me laugh, Jeff ;)

Video game hair technology will always suck until western developers stop delivering character designs as boring as Bald Space Marine stereotypes. Remember when Sucker Punch was going to change Cole from blandy mcblandpants to generic extreme sports guy for Infamous 2, and IGN lost their minds (Greg Miller, mostly) and Sucker Punch had to change them back so he'd stop annoying them? Christ, even when they WANT to try doing hair, they always end up coming back to the Bald Space Marine template.

Need to go to the store and buy a forty so I can pour one out.

You freaked me out for a second. I thought Triple H was actually dead.

Wierd thing to admit, but I will be sad when he passes. He was a big part of my childhood for at least 2 years.

His nose in profile is. . .just epic.

@sempiternal said:

I did wonder a few weeks ago during his teary promo on Raw if he would ever cut his hair now that he's gone from being "semi-retired" to "possibly another couple of matches in him somewhere down the line but pretty much retired". Took him like two weeks.

Nobody in wrestling is ever really retired.

So this means video games are over right? Well im going to find a new hobby.

Fuck the world.

@Demoskinos said:

A botchamania youtube video in a news article on Giantbomb? My life is complete. THANK YOU BASED GERSTMANN.

It could grow back? I hope.

This is one of the signs for the end times, right?

Damn...he sold out. Whatever, he's been sold out since forever, but...damn.

This is my favourite giantbomb article.

I see some art Jeff. You're growing.

This is why we have videogames. So that, virtually, HHH's hair will always be with us (except now it'll probably be in the form of DLC).

Video games are over!

Now video games will have 30% higher FPS.

This is one of the most important game articles I've read in some time. Back when I was a big wrestling fan HHH's entrance was always my judge for a new console's graphics capability. It's just not the same without the hair clipping.

Jeff is right on about this, shitty metal hair is a REAL PROBLEM.

This is worse than the time they broke the news to me on the Bombcast that COPS was basically faked.

That's not Saber-tooth??

THERE IS NO GOD

This is the best thing. An news story not about video games, made completely about video games...I love this site.

@bigevil1987 said:

This is one of the most important game articles I've read in some time. Back when I was a big wrestling fan HHH's entrance was always my judge for a new console's graphics capability. It's just not the same without the hair clipping.

You're not joking. Back in the day I'd watch HHH's entrance in Smackdown:SYM over and over again because I thought it looked like the most amazing thing ever at the time.

...What the hell did I just read?

The fuck? :?

RIP GREAT HAIR

@BRYN: Glorious.

I approve this article.

Whatever Brah my shit staying tight.

I'd just like to say the best video game hair I've seen was in Tekken 4. Makes me wonder why it hasn't been as good throughout the rest of the series :/

Man I was playing No Mercy just yesterday, weird.

Guess ya gotta move on sometime.

Somebody was bored and/or intoxicated. 

Well now they'll just have to introduce "Classic HHH", they've got enough this year with Jericho, Undertaker, Edge, Christian, Kane and maybe more.

What do we do now? We have nothing left.

Noooo!!! The Game will never be the same (ha! puns)..

NO, ITS OKAY JEFF, I WANTED TO BE UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING BOTCHAMANIA. I WASNT ABOUT TO GO TO BED OR ANYTHING.

Gaming is dead...

Giant Bomb, presenting only the finest in video game news.

This is clearly a sad day for us all. I look forward to the time when we can re-establish a suitable standard for resolution-quality determination.

"Even at its best, video game hair technology sort of suck"

You're wrong: http://www.giantbomb.com/alice-madness-returns/61-25371/

Oh, damn it!

And he suddenly looks like a decent guy for a change.

This news article made me bust out laughing. Also, I'm upset that the video has shown me wrestling always sucked, it isn't just sucky now.

Wait, those Botchamania videos are real? There's hundreds of them!

I guess most wrestlers realized video game hair will never be good enough for them so they all cut their hair.

I was completely thrown by this article. At first I thought it was about serious GPU Benchmarking software.

Then again, Triple H's hair could be considered a powerful benchmarking software...especially if they get the spray effects right.

This is fucking amazing.

Goodnight sweet prince.

Journalism at its best.