Duke Nukem: Professional Coprologist

This is awesome!! 

Always bet on Duke

Figures this shows up on April 1.

Only someone like Duke could reach a new height, by going to a new low.

I'M IN! TAKE MY MONEY!

Duke-e

This video aside, is anyone actually looking forward to this? Personally, the more I see, the more I think it'll be a mediocre game.

SOLD!!!

...Poop is hilarious.

Im just waiting for those silly achievements, there gonna be epic I tell you!!!! 

Uh, yeah. Glad I waited 14 years for this.

This looks shitty.

" This video aside, is anyone actually looking forward to this? Personally, the more I see, the more I think it'll be a mediocre game. "

That was fucking stupid....

This might become the best selling worst game ever.

Can't wait to get my hands on this shit.

Always bet on Dookie. 

Obviously, half of the development time was put entirely into getting the scat physics down correctly.

"Mature Humor"? Heh.

Man, that was just gross.

Retards need games too you know

This is clearly GOTY materiel. 

Fuck you, Duke Nukem.

Every video of this game makes it more and more obvious that its development was completely ruled by 10 year olds.

" Can't wait to get my hands on this shit. "

Duke isn't as funny as when I was a teenager. I guess I am a pretentious video game snob for not finding hurled feces funny anymore. Oh well.

This really should have come out back in 1998 when I would have found this hilarious.

Haters can blow it out their ass. Hail to the king.

Duke Poopem.

I love how 90's this is. Sure it's vile and kinda shitty... but that's the Duke experience. see what i did there?

Best trailer of all time.

Man, that item is a piece of shit.

amazing

" Always bet on Dookie.  "

Hahaha... day one!

Sold.

I wonder if you get an achievement for scoring a fecal field goal

" Can't wait to get my hands on this shit. "

Great use of the play button to cover up the toilet.

I'm not the most mature person in the world, I'll admit, but I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. 
 
See, this is why opera isn't as big as it used to be. Can you fling poop at monsters in Die Fliegende Hollander? Not more than once. Trust me.

color me PUMPED!

Well that was fucking stupid.

So in that last scene he was playing Poopball? 

More important, does throwing feces inflict damage?

oh my a god...that was amazing

What more proof could Roger Ebert need that games are art?

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                @CaptRoFL said:

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                Can't wait to get my hands on this shit.
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You win, sir.
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Oh Jon St. John.  How you must love your job.