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Duke Nukem: Professional Coprologist

And here I was, hoping that we could save our "who flung poo?" jokes for the Shadow Warrior revival.

Apr. 1 2011

Posted by: Jeff

In This Episode:

Duke Nukem Forever

Feces

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Oh no a game that offends my delicate sensibilities! 
 
I'd much rather play Duke than another Call of Duty-esque grey shooter.

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what to say, what to say?

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Duke Nukem has been a joke for so long that whenever I hear his voice I just can't convince myself that it's not somebody parodying Duke.

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I could be 80 and still find poo related material hilarious.

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honestly...that was actually funny...the shit hit the fan at one point... 
 
the developers have no foresight if there isn't a "shit-only" multiplayer mode

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@Meltbrain said:
" Happy April Fools everyone, I guess. That was very silly. "
This was reported and seen in other footage before.
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People are taking it too seriously

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Shit

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@MaddProdigy said:
" People are taking it too seriously "
This community takes most  things too seriously.
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@Grillbar said:
" @Roger778 said:
" You can get Duke to pick up his poop?   That is so damn hilarious and crazy. "
i dont think its duke's shit i think its other people's shit, not that it makes things better "
Indeed, that actually makes it a bit worse!
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XD :) at first I wasn't sure about this but huh. 

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Gross

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this will be like the Gnome in Half Life 2 ep2.  Can you carry it through the whole game...

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I hope this game is good.

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That was amazing LOL

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LOL so good :D

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Anyone else wish this would be an achievement akin to sending the gnome into space in Half Life Episode 2?

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GOTY 2011. 

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@SilverTorch1 said:
" Anyone else wish this would be an achievement akin to sending the gnome into space in Half Life Episode 2? "
Through the field goal? Yes! Make it so! :P
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This should have PhysX enabled.
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Holy fuck! Well that's one way to demonstrate the physics.

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Hmmmm, ok.

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Gross-ness aside, this level of hyperactivity is what Duke's all about :)

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Not gonna lie, that looks fun. But the textures and graphics look like ass. 

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I had better get a cheevo for throwing feces at that ceiling fan.

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Am I the only one thinking April's fools here? 

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Yep, he tossed the poop through the uprights... yep.

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I... I don't... 

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Game of the Year right here folks.  Sorry, Call of Duty...looks like you'll have to sit this year out.

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Your kidding right

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Frankly, i find this totally hilarious!

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Say what you want about the crap physics, but if you get this game you know you are going to give throwing **** around a shot.

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@bulldog300: Yeah...you're right. It's gonna be hard to resist throwing shit around.
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@MisuseOfLasers said:
" Haters can blow it out their ass. Hail to the king. "
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@Ultramar said:
" That's definitely an april fools joke. "
no it's not. OXM reported that you could do this in the game over 3 months ago.