Kane & Lynch 2: Lots Of Bleeding, Yelling, Peeing

I think you guys are gonna be disappointed when Jeff DOESN'T review this.

I almost feel dirty for saying this.... 
 
It looks interesting.

I don't get how some of you people can dislike these trailers. I mean, the game might be crap... but these trailers are near-perfect Scorsese rip-offs.

check out that awesome hair on kane
can't wait for this

"I found something about this video really disturbing, but I don't know what lol "

" Jeff should review this wearing a ninja mask, disguise his voice with a modulator and have Brad sit on his knee while Brad plays the role of ventriloquist dummy. As long as Brad can mouth the words properly and pull off the herky jerky motions of said puppet, I think it would be the best review ever. "

" Could it be that the second one manages to trump the first one? This actually looks pretty good. "

Something about Lynch's wife/girlfriend calling him "Lynch" and "Lynchie" is a really off-putting.

" Huh? What's up with having a Square-Enix logo with an Eidos game now? "

JEFFS FAVORATE GAME!

Looks like an extremely ugly game (not graphically) and something I don't really want to subject myself to.

I predict that Jeff will fire himself after reviewing this game. ;)
 
All kidding aside, I can remember actually being pretty excited for the first K&L, loved IO's Freedom Fighters, but expectations exceeded results. I am pessimistically optimistic about the sequel, and I'm more than surprised that it's actually being made.

As far as trailers go, this one actually got me pretty interested. I have no idea how well it will translate to the actual game though. Count me interested.

I really, really, really want this game to be good. The first had so much potential that it'd be a complete shame if this is anything les than GOTY material.

Of course we want Jeff to review this game, the time for revenge, is now!

That looked neat

Am I the only one kind of looking forward to renting this game?

Even though the first one sucked balls, this is one hell of an interesting teaser

This is kind of inappropriate for most adults too. Meh.

That was weird...hope it turns out decent.

You know, you guys should really give the whole "ooh wonder if jeff will review this lol" business a rest already. Seriously, that's ancient fucking history already.

This was a hell of an intense teaser. I haven't played the first one but I kind of want to now. Also before the girl spoke I thought he had a kid in bed with him.

" Hmmm. I wonder who will review this one? "

Gross

I am not sure about the whole handicam approach but the story probably will be very interesting.

Didn't need to see an old dude taking a piss.

" @JAH_Donuts said:

" Jeff should review this wearing a ninja mask, disguise his voice with a modulator and have Brad sit on his knee while Brad plays the role of ventriloquist dummy. As long as Brad can mouth the words properly and pull off the herky jerky motions of said puppet, I think it would be the best review ever. "

You have just conjured up the greatest image my mind will ever have the pleasure of seeing. Thank you. CNET didn't deserve Jeff, Ryan or VInny. "

" @BiplaneMan said:

" @JAH_Donuts said:

" Jeff should review this wearing a ninja mask, disguise his voice with a modulator and have Brad sit on his knee while Brad plays the role of ventriloquist dummy. As long as Brad can mouth the words properly and pull off the herky jerky motions of said puppet, I think it would be the best review ever. "

You have just conjured up the greatest image my mind will ever have the pleasure of seeing. Thank you. CNET didn't deserve Jeff, Ryan or VInny. "

I second this notion. "

Does anyone else think it's funny that Jeff is uploading everything to do with K&L2? :P

I really liked the first game, well, except for the poor game play, but there's just something appealing about a story about two has-been mercenaries that have everything turn to shit around them.

I actually think this looks cool. So what? Shoot me.

Still ugly.

First one sucked, but this trailer was interesting.
 
- Scott

" @swoxx said:

" @FuzzYLemoN said:

" I somehow got the vibe that this one might be a prequel. We shall see. "

well in the trailer he says "my old friend Kane is flying in tomorrow" afaik they met for the first time ever in the first game "

Well you can hear his (presumably) wife calling him from the other room, and when the first game starts, Lynch's wife is already dead... so unless it's a flashback or Lynch is reeeeeally good at covering up his past relationships, or it's a prequel.  I'm pretty interested to hear more. :O "

 This looks pretty weird but I bet it will be great if they fix the gameplay problems from the first one.

Man, theres just something about this trailer that hooks me. I think its the way they present the flash backs Lynch is having. Making them look like video recorded on a VHS tape, the sounds direction and how real and well placed everything sounds in the environment. The first game has a pretty bad reputation, around here more so then anywhere else, but I'm actually interested in what the second game is about. 

If they fix the gameplay from the first one we might have an awesome game on our hands here.  I still love the story from the first one...

I'm actually pretty interested but pulling off the same feeling with gameplay as in the trailers will be tough.

- Insert Jeff joke here -

So what it's kane vs lynch?

" It seems Jeff has a special interest in this game; he's the one who's posting all the K&L2 videos. I wonder why.. :P "

Kane grew hair thanks to Rogaine.

I'm interested... Hopefully they'll fix the gameplay snags and we'll have a winner.