Sony GDC: EyePet

This game will sell 5 million copies.

I'll get it if I can make it evil and name it Gizmo.

Why is he putting the slime from Ghostbusters 2 on that monkey?

I think its kinda stupid but I'm also not 9.

Steamy.

So, how do I use the controller to beat it?

Aren't you supposed to not water the mogwai?

So cuuuuute

They should have renamed this Movechichi.

I like the way Sony is thinking: if we're going to rip off Nintendo, might as well go all the way.

Say what you will about this, the Eyepet is undeniably cute.

I have the biggest hard-on right now, please excuse me..

Might be fun, but the hair on that thing is POSSESSED.

lol

At  :13, what is the kid on the right pointing at?

Those kids looks bored out of their fucking minds for most of this... 30 seconds. 

If this catches on for 9 year olds.....fuck.

Hated it!!!!!

If my 7 year old niece sees this her head will explode quicker than tickets to a Jonas Brothers concert.

I would love this game if I was a kid. I think this will sell well.

So if I get this I can spend my time watering my monkey/dog/mogwai as my 9 year old friends sit next to me and pretend to be amused?
 
I'm sold.

Fools, don't they know? 
 
NEVER FEED THE MOGWAI AFTER MIDNIGHT!

The kids look so involved.

Showed the G/F's lil sis this tonight......then she P'd herself.

i think this looks pretty interesting. its obviously not for anyone older than say 10 but it could be fun.

" I'll get it if I can make it evil and name it Gizmo. "

For the same amount of money this stupid game will cost, you could go down to your local shelter and buy your kid an actual dog.  You know, a living thing your kid can go play with outside, teach him responsibility, and give him some good old exercise.  But hey, buy your obese child this virtual catdogmonkey, so he can sit in front of the TV while waving a dildo through the air, pretending to pet the god damned thing.  Then after a week or two, your child can invite his shit fingered friends over, and you can watch them intentionally piss their pants on your white carpet while imitating this mutated chinchilla during it's potty time.  Fucking eh'.   

why does this need a playstation move patch??? you already use that wierd card thing with the camera

" So, how do I use the controller to beat it? "

" For the same amount of money this stupid game will cost, you could go down to your local shelter and buy your kid an actual dog.  You know, a living thing your kid can go play with outside, teach him responsibility, and give him some good old exercise.  But hey, buy your obese child this virtual catdogmonkey, so he can sit in front of the TV while waving a dildo through the air, pretending to pet the god damned thing.  Then after a week or two, your child can invite his shit fingered friends over, and you can watch them intentionally piss their pants on your white carpet while imitating this mutated chinchilla during it's potty time.  Fucking eh'.    "

I wonder if I can pit my Eyepet against other Eyepets online in blood soaked steel cage matches.  "Finish him, Mr. Cutiepetootie!"

So...where's the fun part?

I don't care what y'all say, i am buying this!!!!

Was his fur having a seizure? It never stops moving.....

" i see the future of the japanese making a sex game wit this tech. pervs gettin their 1080 HD on "

this game just looks awkward to play. the pet doesn't seem to be any kind of smart either...

Interesting...

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Neat tech, but I still say that if this is a disc game, I might never touch it. EyePet should be a downloadable so that it just lives on the PS3, and it'll get more attention.

of what they've shown this is the best use of the Move, not because it's the most entertaining, but because it makes sense and is applied in ways that are more natural and unforced

Pretty sure Dave Chapelle did a stand up routine about why this is wrong.

Oh man, that thing freaks me out.