Burnout 3 Is A Better Game Than World of Warcraft, Hands Down
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By now, most people who are active on Twitter in the gaming space have likely seen the calamity that is IGN's list, which decides the best video game of all time. The obvious caveat is that deciding such a feat is always going to result in animosity, but it's safe to say that this pointless bracket has managed to surpass even that leniency.
After several questionable choices, the finale landed on the 2018 reboot of God of War or Grand Theft Auto V. Then, God of War won. God of War is the best video game ever made, according to a democratic voting process.
Look, God of War is not the greatest video game of all time.
There's no well-argued stance behind that idea; that's as objective a truth as it can get. Yes, it's impossible to decide what rightfully can be the greatest video game ever made, cop-out bla bla bla, but it's definitely not God of War, regardless of its quality. The new God of War is amazing, it even stood fairly high in my own 2018 list. Few will deny that this isn't a splendid return of the franchise. Could the reboot crack a Top 100 list? Probably. It's just that this game is an iteration, an evolution; it's an amalgamation of previous concepts that have been proven effective. The good of the new God of War was forged in the fires of focus testing, streamlining and audience retention data. I don't think this release needs to be one-of-a-kind to be exceptional. As God of War is nearly indistinguishable from several similar high-ranking peers, however, it would be strange to pick this over the entire history of video games that are their own product, while attaining the same quality. There's probably a better way to argue that, if that's what I was doing, as games can be trite and still be a pivotal experience. People love playing Destiny 2, after all. Just remember that, beyond anything, God of War is not the greatest video game ever made, period.
Considering how the bracket started, it was obvious to see that this thing was doomed from the start. Again, contentious results were always going to happen. They're not called an upset for nothing. For instance, God of War started its run by beating Starcraft 90% to 10%. Starcraft, the game that is solely responsible for the billion dollar industry that esports is today, didn't make a dent in the Sony reboot. It might not have won, but maybe there's a hint of foul play in that percentage's outcome. This head-to-head was, unfortunately, far from the worst that happened during this event. There's really only one fight here that was just unacceptable in any form. In the matchup of Half-Life 2 versus Rise of the Tomb Raider, the latter edged it out with 52 percent. I'm not at all a big Half-Life 2 fan, but I would find it hard to believe that most people even remember which Tomb Raider iteration the Valve classic fought. For full context, it's the second release in the reboot trilogy. This was the game that Microsoft made a timed exclusive, to try and win over its own Uncharted audience, before attaining no result whatsoever. What a memorable occasion.
So, to set things right and because my brain is reeling from declining health for over a month, I've decided to do the bracket over. Run it back, they said. After a few upsets of my own, I think I managed to come up with a favorable outcome. Obviously, my version has its own flavor of Wrong Answers Only, so I'll try to go over some of the choices I think would cause the most frustration. I'll show my results below:
Burnout 3: Takedown
In the first round, Burnout 3 takes on Chrono Trigger, a role-playing game (RPG) with so much fan favor behind it that it's almost impossible to go up against this classic. I'll just come out and say it: Chrono Trigger is not that good. It's original, the art is great; that frog dude is really cool. Sadly, I found Chrono Trigger to just be wildly obtuse and rigid in that RPG manner that was on the way out at the time. I don't even think it's the best implementation of an experimental RPG, as Terranigma is right there. Chrono Trigger is good, but it doesn't hold a candle to Burnout 3, which straight-up rips! The high intensity, the powerful collisions, the adrenaline of trying to thread the needle; Burnout 3 is all gas, no brakes. The arcade racer is also blessed with one of the most weirdly in-tune soundtracks ever made. From First to Last, My Chemical Romance, Jimmy Eat World; this list rivaled even the best Tony Hawk games. I had "C'mon C'mon" by The Von Bondies on repeat so many times while playing this game that it is still in my playlists to this day.
In the next round, Burnout 3 took on World of Warcraft and that's a no-brainer. Of course Burnout 3 is a better game than World of Warcraft, hands down. The latter is just the first game to get its genre market penetration, but the recent revitalization of the massively multiplayer online game (MMO) has proven that this initial excitement was more of a vibe. It turns out that old online games were pretty harsh and tedious. Grinding an MMO is temporary, but shredding is forever! I make no apologies for this statement. Having Burnout 3 eventually beat Journey as well, however, was one of the hardest decisions here. They're both just wonderful experiences on different sides of the emotional spectrum. Sorry, Journey.
Shadow of the Colossus
Fittingly, this game is a giant that stands on its own. The exploratory gameplay of the platformer isn't for everyone, but there is nothing out there quite like it. In the first round, this game takes on Dark Souls, the most fervent fandom game in the world. If presented with the choice of playing an eccentric release or a game that's purposely made to suck, I would choose the former every time. A game that sucks deliberately still kind of just sucks. The merit Dark Souls gets for its exquisite aesthetics just don't size up, certainly not when its opponent is just as unique of an atmosphere, except without having the tagline "Prepare to die." I know that's not what people want to hear, but at least Bloodborne wins from a random virtual reality game, so there's a consolation prize.
Like I said, I'm not that into Half-Life 2, so Shadow of the Colossus would eventually beat that too. There's nothing wrong with the Valve game, I just don't think it's their best release, when Portal 2 is in the same contest. Additionally, the multiplayer, which was always my go-to, paled against the original Half-Life. Nintendo was the only thing possible of stopping this giant, because Big N just has a way of making nostalgic gold.
Final Fantasy VII
This line was one of the hardest to complete. Arguably, Final Fantasy VII isn't even the best Final Fantasy. That honor goes to Crisis Core. This RPG is, however, the most pivotal in the series. This game is why we have the franchise today and why the remake was so sought after. In the first leg, the Squaresoft joint went up against The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. I want to emphasize that I didn't make this decision lightly, as I recognize the historical impact of the Zelda game that turned to open world systems. I just didn't like playing Breath of the Wild. Everything else about the Zelda game was exactly what the franchise needed, but having to put my hands on the awkward controls and doing endless busywork just didn't capture me, in a way dozens of open world games have before. In contrast, I've spent over 200 hours on Final Fantasy VII, squeezing every drop of content, breeding gold Chocobo to go racing and collecting the Knights of the Round materia.
In that same spirit, I had Final Fantasy beat Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Call it a comfort pick. Castlevania is great, but it can also be a chore to work through. It can feel like there's no end in sight to the platform RPG, as masterful as it is. So, evidently, that same logic applies to Final Fantasy VII going over Metroid Prime. I love Metroid Prime a lot! I can't overstate how great that game is, but I remember its frustrations a lot more than the joy of running around with Cloud and a cat on a giant stuffed toy. Look, sometimes your favorite game loses. I tried my best.
The Civilization IV vs. Super Mario World final
Unlike Final Fantasy VII, Civilization IV is the best in the franchise. That made it easier for the Sid Meier release to gain ground in this bracket. Random events were still included in the game; alternate gameplay concepts were blooming, without getting out of control. The included mod support offered even more replay value. The game is the first to win a Grammy, for heaven's sake. This game was 4X strategy at peak efficiency. Even if this genre is always evolving into more complex ways, the nucleus of versatile and fun was never this tightly made.
On the other side, Super Mario World just didn't have that much competition, until it met Tetris. We're talking one of the most important platform games to ever be created here. It might just be the best Mario game and there are a ton of those, which people like a lot. What's a Mass Effect 2 doing against that? Nothing. It's hard to even articulate fully why this Nintendo game can breeze through anything else, as its quality feels self-evident. The platform gameplay? Perfect. The bright visuals and sounds? Perfect. The worlds full of possibility and discovery? Perfect. Every second spent in Super Mario World is living a life fulfilled.
When it came to having the two goliaths clash, it did take some doing to get to the victor. I've played both games for over a hundred hours. I know these games and love them dearly. Both these gems were a formative experience. I've played much more Civilization IV, but I also fully completed Super Mario World, unlike Ben. I barely touch platform games these days and 4X is my favorite genre. There's a lot at play here. In the end, I think Civilization IV barely missed out, because it becomes a game that's harder to go back to, as years go on. Like I mentioned, 4X is constantly moving and amazing releases like Endless Legend keep redefining the standards. Hell, the later iterations of Civilization have held up those standards just as well. In contrast, anyone could pick up Super Mario World today and have, at least somewhat, the same magical experience I had when it came out, thirty years ago. Oh God, Super Mario World came out 30 years ago! I'm so old. I need to stop this right now, before all my time ticks away.
Super Mario World is the greatest video of all time! It's indisputable! Video games!
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