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    Army of Two

    Game » consists of 12 releases. Released Mar 04, 2008

    Army of Two sets players as two metal clad "mercs" in the modern day Iraq war. Co-op tactics, swift maneuvers and upgraded weapons are necessary to fulfill your contracts and get paid.

    Army of Two... Two?

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    Edited By jeff
    BRO LET'S KILL DUDES AND MAKE AIR GUITAR NOISES YO MAN DO YOU LIKE ROCK?!!?!? BEEEEEOOOOOOOO
    BRO LET'S KILL DUDES AND MAKE AIR GUITAR NOISES YO MAN DO YOU LIKE ROCK?!!?!? BEEEEEOOOOOOOO
    There's been talk of an Army of Two sequel going around a bit these days, but Shacknews has something slightly more concrete, as they've noticed that the game's official site has been updated and the page's source has things like "the definitive third person co-op shooter is back" written in it. That's a rather bold claim, wouldn't you say? Especially considering the definitive third-person co-op shooter shipped last week. Wait... maybe we both need to look up the definition of "definitive." I'm pretty sure it just links to a picture of Marcus Fenix at this point.

    There are also references to ARMYOFTWOTFD in the page code, all of which appears like it's been built to link somewhere else, once that somewhere else has been announced and published. Chris Faylor at the Shack is thinking this means the game's subtitle will abbreviate to TFD. Hmm. Let's see if I can crack this wicked code.

    • The Final Day
    • Try Feeding Dogs
    • Two Faced Devil
    • Tribeca Film Depot
    • Tools Face Desperados

    Wait, I've got it...

    The Fistbumps Double


    You heard it here first. Twice as many fistbumps in Army of Two Two. First person to tell me that fistbump is two words gets fistbumped in the FACE, bro.

    As for the concept of the game existing? Not my first choice on the "EA games I'd like to see more of," but if they fill the dialogue full of more aimless discussion of the Wu-Tang Clan, I'd play it.
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    #1  Edited By jeff
    BRO LET'S KILL DUDES AND MAKE AIR GUITAR NOISES YO MAN DO YOU LIKE ROCK?!!?!? BEEEEEOOOOOOOO
    BRO LET'S KILL DUDES AND MAKE AIR GUITAR NOISES YO MAN DO YOU LIKE ROCK?!!?!? BEEEEEOOOOOOOO
    There's been talk of an Army of Two sequel going around a bit these days, but Shacknews has something slightly more concrete, as they've noticed that the game's official site has been updated and the page's source has things like "the definitive third person co-op shooter is back" written in it. That's a rather bold claim, wouldn't you say? Especially considering the definitive third-person co-op shooter shipped last week. Wait... maybe we both need to look up the definition of "definitive." I'm pretty sure it just links to a picture of Marcus Fenix at this point.

    There are also references to ARMYOFTWOTFD in the page code, all of which appears like it's been built to link somewhere else, once that somewhere else has been announced and published. Chris Faylor at the Shack is thinking this means the game's subtitle will abbreviate to TFD. Hmm. Let's see if I can crack this wicked code.

    • The Final Day
    • Try Feeding Dogs
    • Two Faced Devil
    • Tribeca Film Depot
    • Tools Face Desperados

    Wait, I've got it...

    The Fistbumps Double


    You heard it here first. Twice as many fistbumps in Army of Two Two. First person to tell me that fistbump is two words gets fistbumped in the FACE, bro.

    As for the concept of the game existing? Not my first choice on the "EA games I'd like to see more of," but if they fill the dialogue full of more aimless discussion of the Wu-Tang Clan, I'd play it.
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    Army of Two Squared.

    Or rather, Army of Two Part Deux

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    #3  Edited By Lunarbunny

    Army of Tutu

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    The Frito Dogs.

    Toy Frog Doritos.

    Tummy From Delhi.

    To Fuck Dennis?

    Tennis For Doubles.

    Tall Food; Dumbfounded!

    Truckin' For Dumbledore.

    Tree Friendships: Dumb.

    Thou Frown Downward.

    Textile Facsimile, Dogg.

    That said, I have no interest in this IP.

    Oh, and they can't do Army of Two: The Two-O Duo. Coach Z and Bubs have that covered.

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    I think we all knew it would someday come to this...

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    #6  Edited By Mattalorian

    Army of... Four?

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    #7  Edited By ArbitraryWater

    Army of Four?

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    #8  Edited By GiantGUS
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    #9  Edited By dsplayer1010

    This is Fucking Dumb

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    #10  Edited By Pazy

    I cant wait for this, I completed the original entirely through with a friend it just happens our play styles fit together perfectly. I run about like a mad man and annoy NPC's and he lines up shots and acts "tactically".

    Day one purchase probably :)

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    #11  Edited By AndrewB

    No no no! It's "Army of Tutu."

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    #12  Edited By Bawabus

    Army of Four, it's way too obvious.

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    #13  Edited By fr0br0

    Did somebody already say Army of Four? How about Army of Tutu? Dammit I got nothing...

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    #14  Edited By Linkyshinks

    Army of Two Duo.

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    #15  Edited By dtran1212

    already thinking about NOT getting this

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    #16  Edited By brydello

    DO. NOT. WANT.

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    #17  Edited By stephengotlost

    Meh, I'm more excited for Army of Pi

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    #18  Edited By Dalai

    I'd go with Army of Two and a Half.

    Or Army of Two: Two Fucking Dicks would suffice.

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    #19  Edited By IMTHEONEKILLINU

    This is so obvious.


    TFD = TAMPAX FundedDevelopment
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    #20  Edited By JJOR64

    Maybe the will call it Army of Four?

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    #21  Edited By JoelTGM

    Army of Two felt so rushed and unpolished.

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    TFD = Total Fucking Domination

    I enjoyed the first one enough I guess.. me and my mate didn't finish it though. Just had a 5-6 hour blat one night, went to sleep and couldn't be fucked picking it up again the next day.

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    #23  Edited By MeatSim

    Yea they need something better then Army of 2 2.

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    #24  Edited By wrecks

    Army of Three : Minus One

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    #25  Edited By Hamst3r

    It's Army of Two: Triple-Fisting Daiquiris, I'm calling it right now.

    Either that or Army of Two: Terrorist Fighting Dudes.

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    #26  Edited By BoG
    Terminate for Dwayne
    Transsexual Fun Day
    The Forgotten Destiny
    Talladega Football Digital
    Truly Freaking Dumb

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    #27  Edited By pause422

    I found Army of Two just terrible in so many ways. Was hoping a game like that didn't warrant a sequel.

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    #28  Edited By NateDogg

    played it with a friend over live. we were dedicated to getting points out of it and somewhat enjoyed it along the way..


    a rental i'd say unless they fix up some stuff in part 2.
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    #29  Edited By Dane

    Already looking forward to getting this, I'm so pumped. This is a pre-order for sure!!

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    #30  Edited By zoozilla

    Army of Three?

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    #31  Edited By Hughes

    The best part of AoT was the weapon upgrades. Give us more of that.

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    #32  Edited By stenchlord

    Fist bump is definitely two words Jeff ;)

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    #33  Edited By KnifeySpoony

    The best part of that game was the air guitar button. Friend and I rented the first and I would run up to him during a firefight and start it up, so great.

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    #34  Edited By makari

    Teddybear Friends Deluxe.

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    #35  Edited By Wright

    army of two: to find deitrick

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    #36  Edited By sneakysnake128

    Army of Two: We're too cool to tell you what TFD stands for.

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    #37  Edited By floodiastus

    One was ok except it sucked so hard playing it in splitscreen, here's hoping they include systemlink this time around.

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    #38  Edited By JJOR64
    BoG said:
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    Terminate for Dwayne
    Transsexual Fun Day
    The Forgotten Destiny
    Talladega Football Digital
    Truly Freaking Dumb

    "
    I like Transsexual Fun Day.  That's a good one.
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    #39  Edited By tmthomsen
    • Tranquilize Four Ducks
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    #40  Edited By deadmonkeys

    Ehh, I say they lose the whole TFD thing and simply call it "Army of Two: Homoerotic Action"

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    #41  Edited By WilliamRLBaker

    Awesome Can't wait I liked Army of two it had its problems but all in all it was a great coop game.

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    #42  Edited By TheFrostedGamer

    *thinks about the average kid on a xbox live headset and what title they would beg mom for*

    Army of Two: Tits, Fire and Destruction

    That just happened. Shake 'n Bake.

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    #43  Edited By savory

    Army of Men MMO

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    #44  Edited By Karmum

    Two Fuckin' Dicks.

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    #45  Edited By Death_Burnout

    War of Four! War of Four! they need to call the mulitplayer War of Four, because it quite literally is.

    Anyway, i loved Army of Two, regardless of its crappy length, and lack of weapon sound effects...and their dodgy rate of fire. Customsing them was just too fun.

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    #46  Edited By Kohe321

    I didn't love the original, but they might make the sequel good...

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    #47  Edited By fraser

    I think the expectations for what clever/witty name they come up with for the game are gonna be so, so, so much higher than any gameplay expectations.

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    #48  Edited By Reverseface

    This was a huge disapointment but me and my friend still had alot of fun with it online. So if they really fix every problem the 1st game had this could be awesome!

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    #49  Edited By destruktive

    of course the title is "Army of Two: They're Freaking Dope!"

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    #50  Edited By KingOfIceland

    Army of Two: High Altitu..... wait.....

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