Big Rigs Publisher Gets Blizzard

I'm sure this game will be absolutely spectacular.  Really.

This is a must buy because of their past experience.

I'm going to skip the Ion drum kit and get this instead.

I like tycoon games, but this sounds scary.

This is amazing news, I thought for sure everyone involved in that game's creation were banished or something. Kind of nice to know they are still making terrible stuff somewhere out there.

DELICIOUS

Must Buy IMO

Can you fight the King?

I wonder if it will have any collision detection.

Even Burger King thinks this is gonna be retarded.

Aah, Big Rigs of Alex Navarro fame, a good game if I recall.

you have to get Alex to do a freelance review for this. You just have to

Epic win

Holding out for Taco Tycoon.

This game is going to be so awesome I just had to be the first person to edit the page.

I considered adding Big Rigs as a similar game.

YOU'RE WINNER!!

How can I not pick this up after playing big rigs?

Oh, and you better fucking review this Jeff.

Please get Alex Navarro to review this game. It would make my and many other people's day.

Is Alex Navarro doing a special guest review of this game?

Might as well work at a real DQ and make money -__-

Please get Alex Navarro to guest review this game. PLEASE!

GOTY!

Sold.

After earning so much money in the game they should send you a coupon for a free blizzard.

IT WILL BE BIG RIGS 2! YES!

In the game, can you hold your Blizzards upside down to check their quality?

I'm tempted to look for a torrent of Big Rigs just so I can die laughing at how awful it is. While I'm at it, I'm thinking of finally playing Gods and Generals, too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rot3rEfkYyo

Wow. I'll totally pre-order that future jewel of gaming.

Does this mean the products will literally GO THROUGH THE ROOF?

"You have filed for bankruptcy. YOUR WINNER!"

I really think you guys should have Alex Navarro come in as a guest reviewer for this. :P

I think you mean best game ever published.

http://www.YOUREWINNER.com

I will quit my job when this comes out.

This company still makes games?

This is not a good idea.

This sounds AMAZING! Oh, boy! I've always wanted to work at Dairy Queen without getting paid real money!

Gamemill ROCKS

I can see it now, "DQ Tycoon": Second worst game ever.

I'm also joining the "Get Alex Navarro to guest review this" club here.

 

People who want Alex to review this are silly.  Hilarious reviews of terrible games will happen naturally; plus Alex works for Harmonix now.

Thats awesome in a really weird way. Hope it sucks as much as big rigs, to the degree that it gets funny!

The articles title is rather misleading ... I thought it's some news about ActiBlizz-Blizzard ;)

I can't wait! :P

It's not by Stellar Stone, so I doubt it'll be as good as Big Rigs. However, by publishing Big Rigs, GameMill have shown that they have incredibly good taste, so I have high hopes for this game.

The title was meant to be misleading. :)

*Slams head on keyboard*

I'm buying this for sure. Better than classics such as Ocarina of Time and Mario Galaxy? Easy.

@ AndrewB

"I'm tempted to look for a torrent of Big Rigs just so I can die laughing at how awful it is."

Already ahead of ya buddy. I laughed quite a bit. Though in the end, I STILL feel ripped off.

Do not torrent a game worth purchasing twice. It is far better than other people claim, buy two copies. You will thank me later.