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Jenny McCarthy Invented the Remix

This new chopped-and-not-screwed Red Alert 3 trailer is really bumming me out.

The problem with "viral videos" is that the moment you set out to make something with that in mind is the moment that the video fails. Of course, I'm embedding this new Red Alert 3 "remix" trailer here anyway, so I guess it's not a total loss?

  


After watching this for the first time, I think my reaction was a long sigh and the word "yuck."

Maybe I'm mistaken and Red Alert 3 really will feature Jenny McCarthy saying "everybody dance now," but this concept would be way less cringe-inducing if it chopped up more quotes and clips from the actual game. Actually, if RA3 has multiple characters saying "sounds kind of kinky" in the exact same way, maybe it's going to end up being the greatest-slash-worst-slash-greatest-again video game ever made.

The whole thing seems to forget that the entire reason that Command & Conquer's FMV works is because it usually has a dry sense of humor that isn't all slick and self-aware. Here's me hoping that the in-game video doesn't fall in the same trap.
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The problem with "viral videos" is that the moment you set out to make something with that in mind is the moment that the video fails. Of course, I'm embedding this new Red Alert 3 "remix" trailer here anyway, so I guess it's not a total loss?

  


After watching this for the first time, I think my reaction was a long sigh and the word "yuck."

Maybe I'm mistaken and Red Alert 3 really will feature Jenny McCarthy saying "everybody dance now," but this concept would be way less cringe-inducing if it chopped up more quotes and clips from the actual game. Actually, if RA3 has multiple characters saying "sounds kind of kinky" in the exact same way, maybe it's going to end up being the greatest-slash-worst-slash-greatest-again video game ever made.

The whole thing seems to forget that the entire reason that Command & Conquer's FMV works is because it usually has a dry sense of humor that isn't all slick and self-aware. Here's me hoping that the in-game video doesn't fall in the same trap.
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How come everyone else seems to love it?


I guess its taste, I like that its not taking itself to seriously! 
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Haha Irritatingly Nice...

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Cowboy style!

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sadness....

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Kinda cool...looks nice though

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Forget the game, I want to see the movie

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all your base belongs to us is awfully hard to pronounce

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Yeah, it kinda made me uncomfortable watching that. There should be more ridiculously large tanks blowing shit up.

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At least the new Japanese units look kick-ass. Samurais with lightsabers? I'm in.

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All your base Belong to SULU

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Didnt bother me as much as Jeff,  anything with Peter Stormare in it is instant win :P

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How can you dislike any video that mentions armored dolphins and battle bears?

The clapping bit was well done.

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It bothers me that the clips are obviously made for that video and not really cut out of the ingame footage... otherwise it's nice.

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"The only thing I can say about that is, 'OH SNAP!'"
That made me laugh. Looks like they got the humor down to me, but I don't delve to deep into meanings of these things.
To me, it was something fun they put together and it came off that way. Cracked me up.

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what the f**K ? what was the point in making this video

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Game still looks cool but that trailer was meh!

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LAME!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA this trailer is so fucked up,so bad,that it actually works...This got to be a fucking joke from EA.

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Pass

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WTF?

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No, this most conclusively sucks.

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Dude, this was actually fun. Its different, I remember those Play it loud and SEGA! Genesis does commercial. They were whack and cool. This looks fun, not pretentious, just having fun. Nice tune too. I bet if Jeff said he liked it everyone will be like I LIKE IT TOO. I hope in April fools they give a really good game a really bad review so everyone agrees then they are like GOT YOU! April FOOLS! IT IS A GOOD GAME! That would be fun to see. But yeah.. crazy video nonetheless.

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Yeah, I liked the video...

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I posted a blog about this before seeing this news right here and I think its the best trailer/promo for a game in years. Im S O L D !

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I think it helps confirm that RA 3 will hold up the fine tradition of camp in the game.  Now if only the game will be worth playing as well...and Jenny McCarthy doesn't bother me any more than any other actor or actress in that vid. 

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This is really weird to say about Red Alert, but they're not taking it seriously enough.  Like if Max Payne suddenly started parodying its over-the-top dialogue, they're completely missing the point.

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So Jeff always seems to get a little too agitated  when attractive ladies are involved in or use to promote games. So he's either been reviewing games so long that he's seen too many bad games being promoted by attractive ladies or staring attractive ladies he just can't take it. Or maybe he just doesn't like ladies. Just sayin

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zzzzzzz *x-shape flapping*

I have a new dance for my night out tomorrow!

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Wait.... Red Alert 3 is going to be soft porn?

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I liked that for some reason. I really couldn't care less about the game but the trailer was good enough to watch twice.

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Yeesh...

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I like how every one of those actors is recognizable.

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I don't know... It made me cringe and laugh at the same time.

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I stopped listening after: "all your base are belong to us". Seriously, what year are we in?

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I don't know, but  it made me smile

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Viral marketing? Subliminal messaging? Man, who gives a flying fuck? 

This video is rad. Like, "I feel like it's the 90's again" kinda rad.

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The characters costumes, not just the girls, are great. But the video... freakin' lame.
Especially the use of "all your base are belong to us" among other things...

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Wow I wanted to play Red Alert, I mean the original back in the day was an amazing RTS and the online was more addictive than my newly found love for crack, but this trying-too-hard video (which tried-too-hard on multiple levels) has made me reconsider.  You know it is too bad too because I was really hoping that the new Red Alert could tie me over until StarCraft 2 came out haha

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100% Suck.

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I liked it.  Hot chicks works for me.

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The Japanese Chick is NOT HOT AT ALL

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the fact that peter stormare says "oh snap" in it makes me like it

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RTS games have moved on from the old school C&C/Starcraft  formula....are there any serious RTS players who even want this game? Relic is the King of the modern RTS.

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That was both awesome and depressingly bad at the same time, which makes it stand out in your brain.

So maybe we all played into this....Oh, no!

IT'S A TRAP!

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Oh.... Snap. apparently.

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So true. Manufactured funny is garbage.

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I didn't know that I was longing so hard for George Takai saying "All your base are belong to us", but now that I have heard it, my life is way less void and empty then before. I guess there is nothing else I have to life for, I am complete...
;)

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"All I can say about that is...Oh snap!"

Peter Stormare has practically turned this into a must-play for me, and I hate RTSes.