Batman: Arkham Asylum
Game » consists of 28 releases. Released Aug 25, 2009
- PlayStation 3
- Xbox 360
- PC
- Xbox 360 Games Store
- + 5 more
- Mac
- PlayStation Network (PS3)
- Ouya
- Xbox One
- PlayStation 4
Batman: Arkham Asylum puts you behind the cowl of the iconic Dark Knight, fighting his way through Arkham Asylum to stop the Joker from enacting a sinister plot that would have grave consequences for Gotham City.
100+ Things You Have Learned Playing Batman: Arkham Asylum
haha fucking win.
to be fair though, they ARE attacking viciously first.....but still.
70. Unless Batman carries around a colostomy bag, then only Ryo Hazuki can compete with him for the title of World's Strongest Bladder/Anus™.
71. Those blade-things on Batman's gloves are definitely only there for decoration, Christopher Nolan.
Yeah, one night where he has big-ass monsters and f*ckin' plants and maniacs with knives and a whole load of other stuff. He must have at least left a skid-mark with all that going down.
"2. Old mansions used to have gargoyles inside every large room. 3. Forcefield gates have apparently been invented in modern day Gotham City. 4. Arkham Asylum is well funded, because they can afford to install large LCD monitors in every room. 5. Explosive gel doesn't require a receiver to be remote detonated. 6. Punching someone and covering up their mouth is completely inaudible to other nearby human beings. 7. Driving over someone with a jet powered car is considered a nonlethal tactic. "
LOL #7...my thoughts exactly....but this tactic was used on Bane, who in comic-reality can probably take it. Still, a funny comment :)
73. Batman has millions of dollars worth of technology built into his suit, but he still wears a pair of $5 fitted briefs over his pants.
80. Batman can perform highly rigorous activities for extended periods of time without food, or even water.
81. Through sheer luck, you find patient interview tapes in chronological order.
81. Even if Batman's cape is damaged, it can still fly completely straight.
89. Waynetek apparently charges their own CEO to develop new technology.
90. Waynetek accepts currency in the form of "Number of Asses Kicked" and trophies shaped like question marks.
92. All mentally insane people are males between 20-30 years old and somewhere around 210 lbs all muscle.
93. Killer Kroc doesn't like batarangs in his eyes.
94. Eidos wants to make you think your 360 got the red ring of death when in reality it's just the devious workings of Scarcrow. (Hopefully Others Experienced This)
102: None of the inmates of Arkham are too creepy to be let out of their cells. Except for the guy standing in his cell breathing heavily for the duration of the game
110:Batman walks the most epic walk.
111:Batman,as his brother Marcus Fenix,can NOT perfom any other action when talking on comms.
112:Batman never misses a flying Bat-Kick to the face.
"47. Anyone with a remotely sympathetic story line and biography has BLUE FUCKING EYES. A disproportionate of criminals and crazed vigilantes have blue eyes. Beware... "
hey brah, we are actually on number 114, you are a couple nubers late.
114. xobballox thinks he is the goddamn batman without actually realizing that I am the goddamn batman, and therefore should be punished with a batarang to the face.
Hi All! As a fan of Arkham Asylum and "An Innocent Man" from "The Killer Joke" and "Batman Black & White" I made a shortfilm mixing both plus the Nolan movies and other stuff, so well, I learned that Arkham Asylum works well in a movie! Please see it and rate it if you like it! Thanks!!!
This is the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvRgI7TfEBo
The name is: "An Innocent Guy" - The Killer Joke - Batman Black & White - Arkham Asylum
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