Favorite Bombcast Quote

"JonDavis said:

"Reynolds said:

"What's the ______ is not a threat thing about, anyway?

www.stillathreat.com

Well, it's not about that, but it's awesome no?
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Well, I think it was Jeff and Ryan seeing some event for a new Castlevania game, where they unveiled that "Dracula is still a threat!". :)
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Reader Mail: 'What's up with Vinny?"

"Dude, you need to be stoned for this"

Ryan: AHHHHHHAHA BLAGH!
Brad: That's not sugar! That's salt!

I've made it a mission to find some djunegvral because of that.

"GalvanizedNails said:

"it was the conversation about luigi holding down the castle with a smoking pistol and mario finally coming home, dont remeber exact quote or episode though"

lol I remember that one. I can't even count how many times the bombcast almost made me crash into another car out of laughter.
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I remember another one. Back on the Arrow Pointing Down podcast during the Arby's discussion.

"If you don't drink milk by choice, what kind of life are you leading?"-Jeff

"Hold on to your f****** hats gentlemen"

The "What's up with Vinnie?" e-mail, and the lines following was quite funny too!

We've got Darth Vader!.... You guys like Darth Vader?...

Hold onto your hats.

From Electronic 3

Ryan Davis: Darth f*cking Vader Darth f*cking hand

"YOU are the pokemon!"

_____ is still a threat gets me every time.

Also VERTICALLITY.

RyanD adlibbing an Italian surname as "Meatball"

Young Clifford cracks me up quite a bit, but they always crack me up.

I think 'tastes of beard and mouth' has to be one of the greatest lines in podcast history.

Ryan: AHHHHHHAHA BLAGH!
Brad: That's not sugar! That's salt!

I've made it a mission to find some djunegvral because of that.

Their taste-testing of the swedish candy was a fav, "Apprently it taste like ass" or "I can't taste the candy because my tastebuds are dead from the salt....it could taste like ass and I wouldn't know it".

And one their podcasts.....always go back to it but in the background when the main theme music is playing, Ryan randomly shouts "And Street Slugger 2, coming to you from (Generic Game company) this fall" somehow makes me crack up.  

Alex's Last Episode

After reading the listener mail where the guy said he got in trouble for watching "How to Build A Bomb" in school, Alex asked Jeff and Ryan "Are you happy now? Are you happy with the name you picked?". Afterwards, Jeff joked about the possibility of being on an FBI list.

i liked the part were Jeff was imitating Ted Turner I believe it went like

Jeff: What is this.. what did you guys do..... Holy Crap get this out of here. JANE!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan: "Collect bells..."
Jeff:  "Pay off Tom Nook before he cuts off your fingers."
Jeff:  "I had my town theme set to the first ten notes of Jay-Z's Big Pimpin'."
Ryan: "Where's my money!  Tom Nook would like to know where his money is."

the whole discussion of THE ATARI movie was hilarious......

I cracked up when Ryan went "hold on to your fucking hats, gentlemen" pretty badly, and I was outside. Don't think there was anyone around at the time though, but that one was the first that jumped to mind. It was just the way he said it, and the context. Gold.

"Are you ready for some fuckin' football?" is my favorite.

"if you are somehow weak, or a communist....."      Jeff

I was at the bus stop whilst i heard this and i couldn't help but look like the crazy guy laughing to himself!

Which episode does Ryan say "Hold on to your fucking hats gentlemen"?

"Which episode does Ryan say "Hold on to your fucking hats gentlemen"?"

"DualReaver said:

"Which episode does Ryan say "Hold on to your fucking hats gentlemen"?"

07-01-2008
The topic of the PS3 XMB starts at 35:50, and the quote is in that topic somewhere"

I love the 'Manitoba harvest pays a full market price to our farmers, who are also shareholders in our company... We're committed to sustainable agriculture... and sandals.'
Hooray for Jeff. He does great voices.
Also, the 'Hold on to your f****** hats gentlemen' Was pretty good too.

Giant bomb could possibly be the best thing ever.

It's not Bombcast but my new favorite is "TOO HUMAN MUTHA FUCKER!"

The whole bit where Jeff was talking about taking a shotgun to some ants...classic

Teenage Jeff story was awesome.

"...the internet... it's a place."

"The Giant Bomb Briefcase... Send it to the airport for a special surprise."

someone should really make one big mash up off all these great quotes and post it

""...the internet... it's a place.""

"When Brad was like "Turn your damn ringer off" or something like that.
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"How do you like me now Dad!"
Hadn't laughed that hard in a long time.

When Ryan reveals how much Jeff paid for his Madden 09.

"for....NINTEY DOLLAAAAAARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gets me every time.

The whole conversation when Jeff was talking about shooting ant hills was epic

A lot of stuff they say is funny, but one example that pops in my head is when they're talking about super heroes or something. Ryan and Jeff say something about Die Hard and not really wanting to *be* Bruce Willis. Brads like "Bruce Willis is good at being Bruce Willis because he's Bruce Willis" Don't ask me why but that was really funny to me.

From the Latest Bombcast(8/26/08)
"This is how these forum threads start."
"Why is Ryan such a Dick?"
"Cause He Is!"

I enjoyed Vinny's little unnoticed quip about calling the next Xbox the Xbox 420.  I laughed so hard I shot milk out my nose.

"Cobra is the best movie evar!"-Jeff

Ryan: "Call of Duty: World at War is going to have some pretty detailed swinging rope physics."
Brad/Vinny: "Some violent jerking physics?"
Ryan: "Yeah violent jerking, something Jeff likes to do."