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#1 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2502 posts) -

I played Jet Moto 2 (PSN) for like, an hour, maybe an hour and a half.

#2 Edited by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -

MGS4. What a bad game.


Edit: I mean what a great game. Riiiight.
#3 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2502 posts) -
@Vinchenzo said:
"MGS4. What a bad game.

Edit: I mean what a great game. Riiiight.
"

WTF?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I officially hate you now. JK (not really).
#4 Posted by Baggykins (835 posts) -

Fracture... played through the first 20 mins and threw the disc down the hall...

I can see it was a good idea, but the game was just... bad..
#5 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -
@Emandudeguyperson: Just telling it like it is.
#6 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2502 posts) -
@Vinchenzo said:
"@Emandudeguyperson: Just telling it like it is."

Whatever you say *cough* *cough* jackass *cough*.
#7 Posted by bizsumpark182 (361 posts) -

I can't really remember the shortest, but I can say that I played about a half hour into the second disc of FF IX and fell asleep. Next day, I got rid of the game. Oh wait! I do have one! A few years ago I played FFXII for about 20 mins before I got bored. Never played it again.

#8 Posted by DECA555 (400 posts) -
@Vinchenzo: troll
#9 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -
@DECA555: Sorry, not a troll. Gtfo.
#10 Posted by DECA555 (400 posts) -
@Vinchenzo: well then back yourself up. When you say something that trollish with no backing evidence, im going to call you out as a troll. 
#11 Edited by Colin (707 posts) -

F.E.A.R on 360, I played it for about 30 minutes. I already previously completed it on the PC and enjoyed it a lot. So thought I would get it for 360 since I only got a 360 a the time, wanted to compare how it played VS pc. Really hated how it controlled, also achievements where so horrible :(

#12 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -
@DECA555: Not going to bother. All I said was the game I played for the shortest amount of time, and I stopped because it was incredibly boring.
#13 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2502 posts) -
@bizsumpark182: So you hate final Fantasy too? I was at the GameStop 'Buy 2 Get 1 Free' sale and I saw a copy of Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core on the shelf for $17.99. I had the opportunity to buy it because my other two games were $17.99, for a second, madness had come upon me and I took the copy off the shelf. I then slapped the copy out of my hand and it fell on the floor, I said "Bad hand! Don't be so gay!"
#14 Posted by DECA555 (400 posts) -
@Vinchenzo: not going to bother because you clearly have not played the game. You are a troll and a douche bag. 
#15 Posted by Ineedaname (4319 posts) -

Army of two, 15mins, done the tutorial got 5mins in the first level, got sick of it, turned it off.

#16 Edited by Karmum (11519 posts) -

Avatar, 5 minutes for 1000 achievement points. Yep.

@Vinchenzo:
I bet your first five minutes weren't even gameplay, but the beginning of the movie. Zing!

Not being serious with that statement, by the way. I haven't even played MGS4.

#17 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -
@Karmum: I guess that's technically the shortest time I've played a game too.
#18 Posted by DECA555 (400 posts) -
@Vinchenzo: im sure you have. With all that explanation of why you hate such a masterpiece of a game, im sure you have. 
#19 Posted by kmdrkul (3476 posts) -

Infinite Undiscovery.  Got it for ten bucks.  Played it for twenty minutes, said out loud "this game is shit," gave it to a friend for free.

#20 Posted by DECA555 (400 posts) -
@DECA555: i have no issue with people not liking mgs4. But people like you who are clearly bashing the game without playing it (or not providing any reasons for your disliking of the game) i have an issue with. 
#21 Posted by Absurd (2934 posts) -

Oblivion

#22 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

Tecmo Bowl. I tried playing it, found out that I had no idea what the crap was happening, and stopped playing after a few minutes.

#23 Posted by Player1 (3867 posts) -

I got 10 minutes into Far cry 2...and realized that everybody hating on the game was absolutely right. 


Lasted 30 minutes into mgs4 ( I do plan  to play it though)

Lasted 20 minutes in oblivion. 
#24 Posted by zombie2011 (4973 posts) -

Hexic HD tooled around with it for about 10 mins.




#25 Edited by jakob187 (21670 posts) -

Damnation.  I lasted about 30 minutes in that game and then quickly took it back to Blockbuster.  That's the shortest I've ever played a game for.  I even spent 4 hours on Sneak King and enjoyed it more than Damnation.


Also, it would seem that a fire has gotten out of control in this forum topic!  Here, let me intervene:

MGS4 is a love it or hate it game.  Vinchenzo doesn't like it.  DECA does.  End of story.  Move on.  Personally, I thought it was a shitty movie.
#26 Posted by MKHavoc (1307 posts) -

I stopped playing Assassin's Creed after about 3 hours because I got bored of how repetitive it was.

#27 Posted by leeto (135 posts) -

i played Baroque for 20 minutes and then I threw it away. What a waste of 10 bucks.

#28 Edited by Nasar7 (2667 posts) -

KOTOR II and Ninja Gaiden II. Played them both for about 30 minutes but they felt so reiterative to me. Shame cause I was hyped for both of those.


Edit: I'll add FF XII to my list too. 
#29 Posted by jonnylovescakes (12 posts) -

UFC 2009 or as I like to call it shirtless men hugging. Probably would've been better if it was a shirless Russian in his underwear throwing a green monster around who electrify stuff.

#30 Posted by jakob187 (21670 posts) -
@jonnylovescakes: Thems fightin' words.

cwutididthar?
#31 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3092 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
"MGS4 is a love it or hate it game.  Vinchenzo doesn't like it.  DECA does.  End of story.  Move on. "
It really is. I have never seen a person play MGS4 and say "Meh, it was alright." It is either "DUDEZ, DID YOU JUST SEE THAT SHEET! OMG METAL GEARZ ON METAL GEARZ! MICROWAVES! MEI LINGS AZZ! KOJIMA HAVE MAH BABIES!" or it's "When do I start to play... oh -_-...Fuck this shit."
#32 Edited by jakob187 (21670 posts) -
@Fr0Br0 said:
" @jakob187 said:
"MGS4 is a love it or hate it game.  Vinchenzo doesn't like it.  DECA does.  End of story.  Move on. "
It really is. I have never seen a person play MGS4 and say "Meh, it was alright." It is either "DUDEZ, DID YOU JUST SEE THAT SHEET! OMG METAL GEARZ ON METAL GEARZ! MICROWAVES! MEI LINGS AZZ! KOJIMA HAVE MAH BABIES!" or it's "When do I start to play... oh -_-...Fuck this shit." "
I'm glad someone understands what I mean.

I'll put it like this.  Anyone who honestly believes that mashing one button for minutes on end in a microwave sequence of MGS4...yet talks shit about Dynasty Warriors...has issues.
#33 Posted by Computerplayer1 (991 posts) -

Fight Club = 12 minutes, 39 seconds.

#34 Posted by Optiow (1745 posts) -

I played Frantix for 20 minutes and finished the game.

#35 Posted by jonnylovescakes (12 posts) -
@jakob187:
as long as there is no hugging
#36 Posted by jakob187 (21670 posts) -
@Computerplayer1 said:
" Fight Club = 12 minutes, 39 seconds. "
*ugh*  I hate to say that I played through that entire story mode.  Let this be a lesson to you, kiddos:  if you want to be a game reviewer, you will have to sit through shitty video games at lengths of time which might kill you.
#37 Edited by Out_On_Bail (1545 posts) -
@Vinchenzo: I disagree with you, I enjoyed MGS4 and therefore because you didn't you are clearly a troll.  How could you not enjoy moving to the next cut scene?

Oh and to stay on topic, the shortest game I played was supreme commander for the 360.  I quit literally after about 20 minutes.  Killzone 2 ranks up there also (although i've put in more than 20 minutes), difference is that is highly praised, just wasn't my cup of tea.
#38 Posted by lilburtonboy7489 (1948 posts) -

Ninja Gaiden 2 and Dark Sector


Both about 30 min
#39 Posted by Brendan (7804 posts) -

If this only includes games I've owned, then GTA 4...played it for a few hours, got bored with all the driving around, and haven't played it since.  Still thinking of picking it up again though.

#40 Posted by Hailinel (24709 posts) -

When I was a kid and rented NES games on weekends, I played the NES game Fun House for all of maybe five minutes.  Gurk.

More recently, I played Ghost in the Shell:  Stand-Alone Complex on the PS2 for about half an hour and then never played it again.  I just could not get through the first stage, mainly due to the fact that the controls were too horrid.

I also played Final Fantasy X-2 for about five hours, which was about 105 hours too many.  Easily one of the worst games I have ever played in my life.  As bad as the other two games I named above were, neither of them gave me the feeling that my soul was on the verge of imploding.

#41 Posted by Sabata (824 posts) -

Probably Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops.  Couldn't get used to the controls, I guess.

#42 Posted by Red (5995 posts) -

Forza 2. It came with my 360. I popped it in, and then realized that Sim Racers suck.

#43 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2502 posts) -

I'm very embarrased to admit I played Flushed Away: The Video Game for 30 minutes, but only played this highly acclaimed GameCube Star Wars game (I forget what it was called, but it wasn't Rogue Squadron) for 15 minutes.

#44 Posted by mrbiggie (17 posts) -

I think I played The Sims (the original) for about an hour before I started realizing how goofy it was.

#45 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2502 posts) -
@Fr0Br0 said:
"@jakob187 said:
"MGS4 is a love it or hate it game.  Vinchenzo doesn't like it.  DECA does.  End of story.  Move on. "
It really is. I have never seen a person play MGS4 and say "Meh, it was alright." It is either "DUDEZ, DID YOU JUST SEE THAT SHEET! OMG METAL GEARZ ON METAL GEARZ! MICROWAVES! MEI LINGS AZZ! KOJIMA HAVE MAH BABIES!" or it's "When do I start to play... oh -_-...Fuck this shit.""

Epic troll.
#46 Posted by zityz (2360 posts) -

OddWorld: Abe's Oddesy- 10 minutes
jade cacoon-45minutes ( mostly cause I beat the pos)
Slave Zero- 30minutes

thats all I can remember atm

#47 Posted by chstupid (806 posts) -

Too Human and its shitty controls I played it for like ten min. and almost puked.

#48 Posted by atejas (3057 posts) -

Far Cry 2. And I regret every minute of it.
Other than that, I never did get out of the swamps in Clear Sky. Got bored with it real quick.

#49 Posted by Lashe (1249 posts) -

Portal. Finished it in 45 mins.

#50 Posted by cmckinla (18 posts) -

I think I played Rise of the Argonauts for 10 minutes before putting it back in the gamefly mailer.