Hey! Win A Copy Of Klonoa: Door To Phantomile!

Give me the damn game
To give to a friend in need
Thank you and good night

Jeff, Brad, and Ryan.
A great Klonoa Quick Look.
I can has Wii game?

1998:
Half Life, Zelda, Solid Snake,
and this superb game.

I have never played
A Klonoa game before
But I do want to

Never played 'One
Platformers are pretty great.
Hey, I have a Wii.

Is 'played' two syllables? If not, I'm embarrassed.

Seen this cat before
He is reminiscent to
Sonic the Hedgehog

Captured by Spetznaz
Need a ransom very quick
Klonoa will work.

"Never played 'OnePlatformers are pretty great.Hey, I have a Wii.Is 'played' two syllables? If not, I'm embarrassed."

Klonoa is boss

Got some huge ass ears,
Need profit we wilI add Wii controls.
2.5d is the new hotness.

My ears are bitchin'
Pac-Man like "BLA!" on my hat
Ring bullets go "BOOSH!"

Klonoa is good!
Wahoo! I like fish tacos.
It's Phantomile time!

"Got some huge ass ears,Need profit we wilI add Wii controls.2.5d is the new hotness."

Jumpin on these fools
I throw them at other dudes
Sick ass ring in hand

Klonoa got funk 
Why not in Soul Caliber
What is a Huepow

What sort of sick-ass
genetic experiments
spawned that cat / gerbil?

GAME PLEZ NAO... or not.

I've not yet played this
Bright colors attract my eyes
The Door is open

Klonoa's rapping

Beating down Joka,
Only to face Ghadius,
Klonoa must fight!

With wind in his body
A hero jumps with dew in hand
Baddies he shall beat

Grew up on the streets,
Hes straight out of Phantomile,
No Mekhi Phifer.

This game looks solid
But there is something missing
Where is volleyball?

Grab some poor bitches
Throw them at other bitches
This ring makes me strong!

Cat?  Rabbit?  Who can tell?

Wake Up Find a Ring
Ring the bell and shit goes down
Save the world, classic

Klonoa my friend
I see you're speaking English
What the fuck happened

A quest to the door
The wind is mine to control
Only six hours long

No waggle the mote
No minigame collection
That's reason enough

Hello Klonoa
I have a question for you:
Are your ears heavy?

Running with my ring...
Get over here enemy!
Now, I jump REAL high!

Once On Playstation
Mainstream Gamers Let It Fade
I cared, reward me

Cobra Commander
Restaurant Nostalgia Bombs
Lynch pin Klonoa

I need this game bad
I have nothing else to play
I just beat boom blox

Ah what is this then?
Crazy Japanese nonsense.
But, I have a Wii.

Beating down da chumps
Dat Pac Man hat got MAD funk
Look like Huggy Bear.

I use you to jump
Does that make you feel a tool?
Life can be cold, yo

Why even bother
There are too many others
I won't be winning

2.5D, huh?
Surely you guys made that up
I think that's bullshit

Klonoa is old
A game that life has passed me
Time is leaving me

It appears that you
can do more than one Haiku
So I made a bunch

He speaks English now
No more talking like Star Fox
Worst part of the game

Is Rorschachs journal
May 9. Saw new game today
Reminds of Tomba

They see me rollin'
This hat makes me gangster, yo!
Sonic aint got shit

War has now changed
When you kill to get higher
War becomes routine

popularity
leads to more intimacy
and so does this ring

I just found this ring
a blue thing came out of it
It was delicious

He is a menace
He grabs innocent people
and throws them at stuff

Hey man, I have gloves

There's one ring to rule them all

Lord of the weird ears

Balue is smashed on
Kahlua so Klonoa
Guard your kolon-ah

Giant Ring stuck on
My Schling, Klonoa snatch the
Kanola again

Klonoa for Wii

Whoop-di-doo. Hurray.

Big floppy Pinna
So can he hear the "sinnah"
Watch out Basset Hounds

A rabbit cat guy
With a nightmarish blob friend
Platforming to win

Unrelated to Klonoa:
Mysterious fox
And the funkiest student
Are the worst rivals

Check my 2.5
Graphics that will amaze you
I turn the corners

English acting bad.
Now switching to Phantomile.
Dib dib dib dib dib.

Klonoa looks fun.
Need to hook up my Wii again.
Or my PS2.

What's up with this ring?
Seriously what the fuck?
Dude, I'm tripping out