Hey! Win A Copy Of Klonoa: Door To Phantomile!

Volleyball is dumb
Even Klonoa was bad
Give me Super Spike

I don't have a Wii
Why do I deserve this prize?
I don't know, free loot

Klonoa rules the earth
With a Pac-Man hat he wins
No-one saw his birth.

Bunny-cat main guy
Mascot games are revived
I miss Playstation

Meh

He has a big ring
He can bounce of balls
He's my Klonoa, M-m-m-m-my Klonoa

Klonoa is da bomb
Got ring choke the bitch
Everyone in da club bounce.

Titled: My Poor Tomba.

TOMBA! Is that you?
Floppy ears and manga garb;
What have they done, now...

 

I'm from PSone,
I have a magic ring thing,
I am Klonoa.

Terrible! :)

Super cute rabbit
Fights crime, jumps high, saves the world
Or is he a fox?

Well I already bought it, gonna support it :D

2.5D, huh?
Surely you guys made that up
I detect bullshit

The game may be good
I would much rather have one
Of your hats instead

Big anime eyes
flipping sweet hat with Pac-Man
Dude, awesome, I want!

He looks like a cat
Wearing a cool pac-man hat
What more could you want?

That ring is pimpin'
Oh shit a talking bubble
I best be Trippin'

In a world full of
Marios and Mega Men,
Klonoa stands out.

Can't play Klonoa...
Cause: ate mad taco's
Produced angry wet farts.

Feline don't play mine
Give yo ring, it ain't no thang
I said break yo' self!

i hope I don't win
because, I'd then have to clean
my dusty-ass wii

Klo's huge luscious ears
Have unearthed my hidden love
I need an Ear-job

This game: not that great

Free games are always awesome

This game is awesome

Klonoa is cool
Klonoa is mad awesome
I want Klonoa

Mixing dimensions;
Not 3D, but not 2D;
It's 2.5D.

Sweet. 900 posts.
How long have I been posting?
Not that long, I bet.

Klonoa collects

Hear Namco saying,
"But who needs three dimensions?
We will give you two."

Yay for platformers!
Yay for Klonoa's return!
I want Klonoa!

Who needs blood and guts
Big ears are the thing for me
Smile at my sweet hat

Klonoa is god
Platformers are amazing
Mainly want free taco

What's crack-a-lackin
Klonoa is my broah
Is he a rabbit

It wasn't mentioned here, but I remember there being a Game Boy Advance version of Klonoa that was also quite good, if you're into the platforming biz. Indeed, according to a much-reviled game review website, there were multiple GBA Klonoa games.

Klonoa should know
Not to put on jewelry
He found in the ground

I don't have a wii

Rape, rape, rape, and rape,
All he likes to do is rape.
Cat is a raper.

Not two, not three but,
Two and a half dee. Will blow:
Your mind into chunks.

Hey Ryan: do you
remember reviewing the
sequel to this game?

One point away from
an Editor's Choice. What made
it worth one point less?

Was it the short length?
Was it how easy it was?
Is it worth buying?


Dr. O'Dwyer
Time to have your head smashed in
With my new hammah

Woops, obscure South Park reference!

So I'm not sure if my haiku didn't post or was deleted, but here goes again:

This game: not that great

Free games are always awesome

This game is awesome

This dude might be blue
Honestly I have no clue
Should watch the trailer

Klonoa's species?
Secret meat inside puck of
Texican Whopper.

Klonoa is here
I haven't bought it quite yet
But this could be mine

Inside the TV?
Where the hell is Klonoa?
Maybe Teddie knows

Klonoa for Wii

Jeff, Ryan, what do
You enjoy more, Klonoa
or Persona 4?

Oh that haiku is
The greatest of all haikus
Except for this one.

I want to do a
Third haiku, but I dunno
What it is about.

There we go, happy?
Jeff, Ryan, Brad, and Vinny
Ive made a haiku.

Damn it, just found out
that 1 of my haikus is
About Klonoa.

"Doi, whattsa matta wichu guys?!...Yews kids and livin' inda rings and whaddevah!" 
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It's called GiantBomb
But why? Tony Danza's voice
Rang out, then I knew.

Cute stuff from japan
Is something I like a lot
I hope I win this

Respect Klonoa,
Fam, its sick, peng, boom, and choong
as is my vocab.

Klonoa, Klono
Klonoa, Klono, Klono
Klonoa klono.

I'm torn to choose between these 


   I move back and forth,
My feet never go sideways,
       I long to feel grass.


     D-Pad to Select.
Horizontal Wii Remote,
   Graphic Filter: Off.