What is the most awesome thing you have ever done?

What is the most awesome thing you have ever done?
 
When our school was gonna celebrate its 25th anniversary last year our class was asked to by the drinks from the store next to the school. So I decided to be an ass and open one of the Diet Coke's we had an tape a couple of mentos on the cap. So when someone would open it, the mentos would just fall down in the Diet Coke and well you guys can guess the rest.
 
So when my principle opened the bottle to start the celebration, Diet Coke started rocketing out of the bottle and onto her whole body. I naturally started laughing my ass off. And so did the whole school.
 
The best thing was that no one knew who did it so I never got in trouble. And no I don't feel bad for her because she is a horrible principle. Seriously she is known all over town for being such a horrible human being.

Can't remember the most awesome thing I did, but I can remember that I did that thing that one chick did from that movie Alley Cats and picked up a 7-10 split in bowling.  By spinning it real slowly and stuff.  Pretty awesome and these lines of text might be confusing.

I snowboarded* a double black diamond in Utah.  Entire length of the mountain.
 
 
 

 *By snowboarding, I mean I fell down the entire mountain** with a snowboard attached to my feet.  My genius friend coerced me into the situation; after telling me it was just an intermediate slope I said what the hell.  Unfortunately I found myself literally riding a lift up a mountain for several minutes.  It was a beautiful view until I realized that right at the beginning of the run there was a massive jump followed by a bunch of rails. 

**As for falling down the entire mountain, yes, I am dead serious

" I snowboarded* a double black diamond in Utah.  Entire length of the mountain.
 
 
 

 *By snowboarding, I mean I fell down the entire mountain* with a snowboard attached to my feet.  My genius friend coerced me into the situation; after telling me it was just an intermediate slope I said what the hell.  Unfortunately I found myself literally riding a lift up a mountain for several minutes.  It was a beautiful view until I realized that right at the beginning of the run there was a massive jump followed by a bunch of rails. 

 
 
 

*As for falling down the entire mountain, yes, I am dead serious

"

 
Talked like Cpt.MacMillan from CoD4.

Nothing I can think of right now, and I doubt I would remember anything worth to mention.

Made out with this really hot girl.

Donated the 3 big consoles to a home for homeless kids (360, Wii and PS3) 
And gave a donation of 2500 dkr (around $500 US) to cancer research. 
At least that's what I see as the most awesome thing I have done 
 
The consoles was just because I could. 
Cancer thing was because my cousin died because of cancer before he turned 10. 

Ordering £100's worth of Pizza because I had a coupon for half price on purchases over £100, me and my freinds had about 4 largest pizzas each...was so great xD

Made a GiantBomb user! Yeeaaah!

I punched a bee in the face, in the air!!!

On the internet? I made a videogame!
 

I really can't think of much. Once I shot a moving fly out of the air with an elastic band, that was pretty cool.

I stole a pizza out of frustration once. Some con man tried to get money from me by pretending to be an ex prisoner and in russia it's like being in a family so after I told him that I'm not giving him any money I went in an underground mall and then exited on the other side of. It wasn't a great day and this guy really angered me so I desided to buy a pizza from a local pizza hut. Mind you, pizza is pretty expencive here so I really just wanted to get the pizza, pay for it and go home as fast as possible. Everuthing went acording to plan but the second step. I wanted to get home so badly that I forgot to pay, I just grabed the pizza box and went on my merry way. It wasn't that awesome...

In a previous Gaming Community someone had some real life issues come up, let's just say they no longer had a computer, I put together some donations, worked for a few days - weeks and we sent a computer to them, I'm sure they'll receive it in a few days after I post this as it's still in transit.

 I climbed a mountain (6,200m) in Ladakh. We raised just under £300,000 for four different charities.  Really hard work but great feeling once we reached the summit. One of the guys with us had a prosthetic leg (he trod on a land mine on his gap year) practically jogged up the thing.
  Probably bungee jumping after that, was buzzing for about two days once I managed to stand up.

i saved some one's life

The MOST awesome thing I've done? I dunno, it's hard to actually pick a #1, and I'd like to think that the best is yet to come, but  here are my top 4 in no particulaur order:
 
I got on the PA system at a crowded walmart and did the 'attention pussy lovers' speach from Dusk Till Dawn. Afterwards somebody got on the speaker and called for security to the sporting goods section where I was. They had some wallmart employees running to the section while I was slowly making my way out of the store, but when I was about a hundred feet from the exit a cop came around the corner and was walking right towards me but I kept walking and didn't make eye contact, and he walked right past me. 
 
I slept with a girl that weighed less than a hundred pounds.
 
Me and some of my friends got a hotel room to have a party in. At  around 3AM some people had gone to sleep already, but a few of us were chilling in a hot tub by the pool. We were all pretty wasted so we decided we were going to go back to the room to go to sleep. I was so out of it that I didn't even see the security camera they had, and when we were getting out I threw a trashcan in the general direction of one of my friends and it ended up going into the hottub. When we got back to the room we got a call from the front desk saying we were getting thrown out for throwing trash in the spa. But they gave us all our money back so we got to party it up in a hotel for free.
 
I found a gun somebody tossed when they were running from the cops.

Sniped a bee right out of the air with a pebble when I was 7...yeah, I'm the man.

" @Alex_Murphy:  Do you still have that gun? "

Made my 1000th post on Giant Bomb in a thread about awesome things that I have done.
 
 
Thats it, I win.

" I really can't think of much. Once I shot a moving fly out of the air with an elastic band, that was pretty cool. "

I threw a Coke Bomb* off my balcony. Into the people below. And I filmed it. 
 
* A Coke Bomb is basically a bottle of Diet Coca Cola, just that you put some mints in it and close the bottle. Then you shake the bottle and voila! Your CB is shaken, not stirred and ready to serve!

" i saved some one's life "

" @ZeForgotten: Why are you 500x better than me at life? As for me, I'm going to Nepal for two weeks to help at a Leprosy Hospital 5 miles from Kathmandu. "

Nothing really springs to mind, but I have kissed six girls in one night.

You whanna know what I did ? I got born .... yeah!

woke up before 11am
*sigh* oh how my parents would have been proud!!!!

Change my perception of life. 
 
It happens to me once in a while. 
 
Lately it happened something really awesome, that gave the sense of everything that transcends the perception of ourselves. 

" @Alex_Murphy: I suppose a gun used to commit multiple homicide thats found in your house with your prints on it is much more useful. "