Crazy 70's video informs parents about jacking off?!

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Edited By Gizmo
  


I say this is "crazy" but this is exactly what every parent should be doing.

I know my mother didn't, I mean, the first time my mother talked to me about sex was a month ago!


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#1  Edited By Gizmo
  


I say this is "crazy" but this is exactly what every parent should be doing.

I know my mother didn't, I mean, the first time my mother talked to me about sex was a month ago!


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#2  Edited By WallacetheGreat

NO! NO! NO! YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

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#3  Edited By LiquidPrince

That was creepy. She was looking right at the camera like a cyborg...

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#4  Edited By Gizmo

Why does he look so bored!

Is he fantasizing about a piece of wood!

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#5  Edited By jakob187

I can't believe he was doing this in the privacy of his own room!  His mother should be informing him of the dangers of masturbation in the privacy of your own room.  I mean, what happens when he gets into auto-erotica asphixiation?!


That's why you should always make sure to do it in public places.  = D
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#6  Edited By LiquidPrince
Gizmo said:
"Why does he look so bored!

Is he fantasizing about a piece of wood!
"
I actually laughed XD


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#7  Edited By Captain_Fookup

With a mother looking that foxy why would he stop?

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#8  Edited By Gizmo
Captain_Fookup said:
"With a mother looking that foxy why would he stop?"
Woah, woah, woah, easy there buddy.


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#9  Edited By maxszy

What. The. Hell.

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#10  Edited By Gunner

She shoulda been like

"OMG YOUR A MONSTER, A WIERD PERVERTED MONSTER!"

Thats how my mom did it and i turned out ok.

*begins to masturbate*

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#11  Edited By Black_Rose

Slightly disturbing

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#12  Edited By Claude

I'm 44 years old and left handed. My left breast is bigger than the right. That's all I'm saying.

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#13  Edited By Rain_Dog

Masturbation is wrong and she should have informed him that he is going to go to hell now for his sins.

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#14  Edited By Red

I think my brain just vomitted.

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#15  Edited By clubsandwich

OH WOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "It felt good, didn't it?." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD OMFG that was priceless man!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I literally just shitted myself HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

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#16  Edited By The_Dude

lol it felt good didn't it?

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#17  Edited By Bullet_Jr

Mom: It felt good didn't it?

Kid: Close the door, I'm trying to cum!

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#18  Edited By Absurd

I lol'd...and then I thought about how creepy it was...and then I lol'd some more.

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#19  Edited By Gunner
Claude said:
"I'm 44 years old and left handed. My left breast is bigger than the right. That's all I'm saying."
Its cause of those one handed left sided push ups isnt it?
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#20  Edited By LiquidPrince
Bullet_Jr said:
"Mom: It felt good didn't it?

Kid: Close the door, I'm trying to cum!
"
XD


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#21  Edited By Roger_Klotz

Mom: Ricky, I thought I taught you better than that....use porno next time.

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#22  Edited By clubsandwich

0:06 - 0:10, he looks fucking dead hahahahaha, a dead kid masturbating hahahaha oh man I can't stop laughing at this. xD

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#23  Edited By TheGreatGuero
Captain_Fookup said:
"With a mother looking that foxy why would he stop?"
DAMNABLE LIES! The idea of a foxy mom actually was what convinced me to watch. Needless to say, you're a horrible person for this deception you have caused to me. :(
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#24  Edited By Gizmo

You can see he is squinting... I think the masturbation caused blindness is kicking in.

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#25  Edited By Johnny5

Its gonna fall off any day now...

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#26  Edited By RetroIce4

Creeper! That kids face. XD He is looking at nothing. His head is probably blank.

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#27  Edited By HazBazz

Why did he jump around like that, tying to pull his pants up? If he just pretened to be asleep he wouldn't have got the awkward lecture

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#28  Edited By BinaryDragon

Some of the worst acting I have EVER seen....  0.o

But still quite funny.

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#29  Edited By crunchUK

mmm fapsturbation

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#30  Edited By jeff

For the record, this is from an instructional film about teaching sex education to "trainables." That's why it all seems a little... off?


  

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#31  Edited By MichaelBach

That would traumatize me

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#32  Edited By Claude
Jeff said:
"For the record, this is from an instructional film about teaching sex education to "trainables." That's why it all seems a little... off?

  

"

They used to show movies like that in the 70s all the time, while I was in school. When your video started, I thought it was the one about the lonely shoe.  A kid is picked up by a bad man and taken into the woods. At the end of the movie, the camera cuts away to a lone shoe in the forrest. Now everytime I see one shoe on the side of the road, I think someone was abducted.
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#34  Edited By natetodamax

@the first video:

I was loling at :05 and did so the rest of the way through.

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#35  Edited By Verdugo

That is so damn awkward.

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#36  Edited By MasturbatingBear

MasturbatingBear approves.

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#37  Edited By singular
Verdugo said:
"

That is so damn awkward.

"
Indeed.
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#38  Edited By Gizmo

The video Jeff linked is actually pretty true in the message it's making.

EDIT: It seems the original video has been removed, not sure why or how, no doubt some religious person somewhere thinks he is preventing some kids from becoming blind...

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#39  Edited By regularassmilk
WallacetheGreat said:
"NO! NO! NO! YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!"
hahaha
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#40  Edited By Hausdog

That's actually a really interesting video. I got to the part about erections before I had to quit, my brother is right there.

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#41  Edited By TheHBK

Noooooooooooooooo, i got here too late, the video is take down.  Nertz, sure it was hilarious and creepy.

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#42  Edited By regularassmilk

Hmmmm.
I'm sure its out there somewhere.
Ima find it and post it.

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#43  Edited By regularassmilk
regularassmilk said:
"Hmmmm.I'm sure its out there somewhere.Ima find it and post it."
You know what to much other stuff comes up.
I quit.
haha