Hey, I'm a spider, and i dont like being stepped on. I watch ER like you, I eat pudding like you, I have the same interests. And yet mean, mean people come along and squish me. Mean, mean people.
The moral of today: YOUR DAD HAS WILLIES INSTEAD OF NIPPLES. Thats just silly! The real moral is, wen in trouble, be a good boy, ask your daddy, and he will come along with a thousand guns and shoot everything you dont fancy.
These words are in the songs tune, so if you want to, sing along with ME.
The idea of squishing a bug or spider always bothered me more than just having them around. I'll usually try to ignore a spider, but if I can't I'll catch it and put it outside.
Funny thing is the indoors spider probably won't survive outside because they want to catch stuff inside your house.
Best thing about spiders is they'll catch more annoying bugs.
BTW, from my years of indoors life I've noticed the following food cycles of indoor pests (might not apply to everyone):
natural human skin waste -> mites -> sometimes spiders crumbs -> ants -> spiders annoying seasonal insects caused by outdoors plants -> centipedes spiders / centipedes -> mice -> cats -> hobos
BONUS CONTENT : back in April we saw this fucker walking around in the kitchen. He's so big that his eyes reflected the flash of the camera (have a few other pics too)
I usually let ants/spiders be... even in my room.. except if its a whole bunch of ants or one of those big spiders like this one :
when it comes to centipedes... im centi-phobic... really... one once bit me on my shoulder in my sleep which is why ive had my bed in the middle of the room ever since
" The idea of squishing a bug or spider always bothered me more than just having them around. I'll usually try to ignore a spider, but if I can't I'll catch it and put it outside.
Funny thing is the indoors spider probably won't survive outside because they want to catch stuff inside your house.
Best thing about spiders is they'll catch more annoying bugs.
BTW, from my years of indoors life I've noticed the following food cycles of indoor pests (might not apply to everyone):
natural human skin waste -> mites -> sometimes spiders crumbs -> ants -> spiders annoying seasonal insects caused by outdoors plants -> centipedes spiders / centipedes -> mice -> cats -> hobos
BONUS CONTENT : back in April we saw this fucker walking around in the kitchen. He's so big that his eyes reflected the flash of the camera (have a few other pics too)
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That is a really scary spider and i think that could probably kill a small cat. Kill it.
I HATE SPIDERS, i stopped that vid as soon as i saw it, i do not approve.
If you show your kids this you are a bad parent... period, and you know what when i see a spider i kill it, i dont care if it eats mosquitos or has a family, it comes in my house it dies. when im president im makeing that a law, the household security act... i like it
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