Do you take out the garbage?

All the fucking time. Call me the garbage man.

Literally or metaphorically?

If I did that, where would I sleep?

No, unless if I'm forced to.

Yeah... yeah I do.

" Literally or metaphorically? "

D.
It's my lazy sisters job to take out the garbage so when she doesn't take it out I do then I yell at her for not taking out the garbage since its the only thing she has to do really.

Yup. I think my lady is allergic to it or something. Not that it's a big deal. We live in an apartment and the garbage shoot is right down the hall. Now if I actually had to go outside, then forget about it.

Java automatically does garbage collection, so I never have to lift a finger.

Sometimes. Depends on if I notice how full it is or if it's sitting by the back door ready to go out.

I don't take out the garbage; I take out the trash. 

I of course take out the garbage at college. I usually take it out when I'm home. Last winter break has been the only time in a while that I haven't always taken the the garbage out.

The garbage can get a fuckin' job and take itself out!

I'm amazed to see nobody has posted the video with the guy going GARBAGE DAY!!! and then shooting someone. I'm not gonna post it! Also me and my house mates have a schedule and I take it out once every 4 weeks. 

Yes.
 
I do it all the time. 2/3 years of my time spent living on campu were with people who did not understand the concept of taking out trash. It was the worst fucking thing in the world walking out into the living room and looking at the trash everywhere. When they put it in trash bags I would gladly take it out, but that was a rare occasion.

" I'm amazed to see nobody has posted the video with the guy going GARBAGE DAY!!! and then shooting someone. I'm not gonna post it! Also me and my house mates have a schedule and I take it out once every 4 weeks.  "

Yup, I live by myself so if I don't do it, it's gonna be stinky around here.

Its not a song, it's a meme brought on by a horrible (yet hilarious) movie
 
  

The rule in my house is pretty much just for whoever to take out the trash whenever they see that it's necessary, so D. 

Sometimes. I usually get stuck with the recycling.

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I'm a neat freak and I need my apt clean all the time!

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Most of the time it is me taking it out.

If you mean literally, then I haven't really done that since I was living at my mom's (unless carrying a little thing out of my college room counts, but that's usually just some empty bottles or used tissues). 
 
But, if you mean figuratively (like beating up jabronies), then I'm never not taking out the trash. 

Fuck yes I do!  
 
24 hours a day, 7 days a week, I take it out like a man! One bag, two bags, three bags and a cardboard box, it doesn't matter! I still take it out cause that's what I do, son! In the back of a car, last night with your mom, tomorrow at McDonalds, you can bet your ass I'll be taking out some trash.

Literally: No.
But I have been known, from time to time, to take out the trash.

I dream of a future where all the garbage takes itself out.

used tissues

I'm the guy who takes out the rubbish most often in my house but I don't mind it, it's not a big job. Where I used to live taking out the rubbish entailed hauling an overfilled, leaky bag of crap down two floors and across a courtyard.

Usually, yes.

yes, every sunday night i take out the garbage.

If this is a euphemism for killing petty criminals in a fit of street justice, then B.

Yeah, sure. What's the big deal, anyway? If I'm already going out and the can is full, then why wouldn't I take it out?

" All the fucking time. Call me the garbage man. "

" @Claude said:

" All the fucking time. Call me the garbage man. "

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I live by myself, a man in his own castle. If I didn't take out the garbage then no one would, and it would get all hoarder crazy up in here.

No, that is womens work.

" No, that is womens work. "

Yup. That and doing the dishes is what I do.

Hell no. I have servants for that shit.

" Yup. That and doing the dishes is what I do. "

" Hell no. I have servants for that shit. "

" All the fucking time. Call me the garbage man. "

" @Claude said:

" All the fucking time. Call me the garbage man. "

Are you Duke " The Dumpster" Droese?  "

" Java automatically does garbage collection, so I never have to lift a finger. "

" @Bear said:

" Java automatically does garbage collection, so I never have to lift a finger. "

This joke doesn't deserve to go unnoticed. "