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#1 Posted by InfamousBIG (3201 posts) -

"He wants to SHARE OUR BORDERS?! Nuke the fucker!"-Ghandi

#2 Posted by Guyzea (814 posts) -

"I love anime"-Jeff Gerstmann

#3 Posted by Video_Game_King (34654 posts) -

Pretty much anything by Oscar Wilde, William Shakespeare, Friedrich Nietzsche, and any other quote machine.

#4 Edited by TooWalrus (12989 posts) -

Confucius says - "Man who walk through door sideways going to bang-cock"

#5 Posted by InfamousBIG (3201 posts) -

"A perfumed butthole is still a butthole."
-Confucius

#6 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -
To make egg roll, push it 
 

-Confucius
#7 Posted by Red12b (9044 posts) -

Confucius says: "Elevator always smells different to Midget"

#8 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8576 posts) -

"I'm not part of the illuminati."      Jay Z

#9 Posted by PenguinDust (12414 posts) -

"I love Dallas.  The people there are so friendly." - John F. Kennedy

#10 Posted by CoheedFavorHouse (670 posts) -

Kane and Lynch was a good game- Jeff Gerstmann

#11 Posted by TheJohn (548 posts) -

"Be!
That's a statement."
-William Shakespeare

#12 Posted by Jeust (10343 posts) -

"Comedy is what i do best." - Bobby Kotick

#13 Posted by SSully (4060 posts) -

"This game has to much of stabbing guys in the face, i hated it." - Ryan Davis

#14 Posted by PlasmaMachine (226 posts) -

"We must strive to move forward in life, by acknowledging the forces that are thrusted upon ourselves by means of fear, and relinquish them by our ways of hope." - Carrot Top

#15 Posted by BionicMonster (1030 posts) -

"This thread is goin' places!"- Betsy Ross

#16 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

brilliant fucking quotes til now xD 
 
"I'm half the man i used to be" Kurt Cobain

#17 Posted by thegoldencat7 (1471 posts) -

"Ah I see, so bufu would be a bad idea, gotcha." -Vinny Caravella
#18 Posted by TheSeductiveMoose (3617 posts) -

"Happy Hanukkah!" -Adolf Hitler

#19 Posted by Gellrock (381 posts) -

"Remember when 2012 comes around to vote for the one man who can change this country, Barack Obama" - Glenn Beck

#20 Posted by Brysonic (12 posts) -

 "Life is like a game of football, played with Hitler's severed head." - Socrates  
 
(Originally from David Wong on pointlesswasteoftime.com, before it was sucked into the Cracked vortex) 

#21 Posted by Tebbit (4435 posts) -

"Gay? What the hell are you talking about?" - Richard Simmons.

#22 Posted by eezo (284 posts) -
@CoheedFavorHouse said:
" Kane and Lynch was a good game- Jeff Gerstmann "
i lol'd
#23 Posted by Bones8677 (3171 posts) -

"Man who goes to doghouse will end up in cathouse." Confucius 

#24 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake with smelly finger. - Confucious

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce on a double stacked se

#25 Posted by Toxin066 (3199 posts) -

Confucius says, "It is good for boy to meet girl in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl."

#26 Posted by gla55jAw (2682 posts) -

"BASEBALL!"- John Madden

#27 Posted by Garfield360UK (453 posts) -

"Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down"- Peter Kay
#28 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -
@Ahmad_Metallic said:
" brilliant fucking quotes til now xD  "I'm half the man i used to be" Kurt Cobain "
Lmao
#29 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -
That new 50 Cent cd is hot, dawg! 
 
Rush Limbaugh
#30 Posted by Ub3rSlug (151 posts) -

"GOTY 2010? I'm calling it early: Sonic 4: Episode 1" - Ryan Davis, Giantbomb

#31 Posted by rentfn (1267 posts) -

"We have no reason to doubt GT5 will come out when they say,"   - Ryan Davis

#32 Posted by Elazul (1327 posts) -

"I need this parade like I need a hole in the head." - John F. Kennedy
 
"Actually, I think I'll pass on the Heroin tonight Sharon. Wouldn't want to get irreparable brain damage or anything." - Ozzy Osbourne
 
"Sorry, I meant nuclear. NU-CLE-AR." - George W. Bush

#33 Posted by Romination (2768 posts) -

"America is built on speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed." Eleanor Roosevelt

#34 Posted by President_Barackbar (3345 posts) -
@Romination said:
" "America is built on speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed." Eleanor Roosevelt "
Aww man, you stole the one I was gonna use!
#35 Posted by mordukai (7093 posts) -

"I have nothing against the Jewish people." - Hitler 

#36 Posted by HellBrendy (992 posts) -

"I like Facebook. There many of my quotes will be known" - Salvador Dali

#37 Edited by Jeust (10343 posts) -
@Mordukai said:

" "I have nothing against the Jewish people." - Hitler  "

"It's nothing personal, just business." - Adolf Hittler 
#38 Posted by InfamousBIG (3201 posts) -
@Axxol said:

" That new 50 Cent cd is hot, dawg!  Rush Limbaugh "

LOL 
 
Videogames teach our children valuable lessons- Fox News    
#39 Posted by Ramone (2932 posts) -

'We've got this new thing in the game ... they're called dogs' - Peter Molyneux  
 
Oh wait...

#40 Posted by Leviticus128 (217 posts) -

'I think big riggs might be the best game ever made' Alex Navaro

#41 Posted by Landon (4115 posts) -

Don't ever be ashamed of what you are because you will always be someones fetish.
                                                                                
                                                                                 --Ryan Davis

#42 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

"This is not a good mewvie" - Officer Barbrady 

#43 Posted by Gnubberen (734 posts) -

"Oh the new album? You can just download it off Napster or Limewire.. I don't mind." - Lars Ulrich

#44 Posted by me3639 (1608 posts) -

 "Thanks Jeff for inviting me along on this QL for this weeks new game room releases. I'm really excited" - Ryan Davis

#45 Posted by Andrela (621 posts) -

"Bitches ain't shit but tricks and hoes" - Gandhi

#46 Edited by Afroman269 (7388 posts) -

"The Illuminati is a lie, I was only pretending to be a crazy person" 
-  HitmanAgent47

#47 Edited by NathHaw (2753 posts) -

"I'm opposed to prop19." - Zach Galifianakis 

#48 Posted by bartok (2371 posts) -

"Maybe tone it down with the explosions" - Michael Bay
 
"Oy vey! I almost forgot to set a plate for Elijah" - Mel Gibson
 
"I think it is best to release a Call of Duty game  once every 2 years so people won't get sick of the franchise" - Bobby Kotick
 
" The Mother Trilogy will be released on the 3DS and later next year Mother 4 will have a worldwide release on our new HD console" - Reggie Fils-Aime

#49 Posted by Toxin066 (3199 posts) -

"Other than that, I really enjoyed the play." -Mary Todd Lincoln (after President Abraham Lincoln was whisked away through a portal to become the leader of Lincoln Force.)

#50 Posted by Ronald_Raiden (1515 posts) -

"The best thing about the internet is that you can attribute a quote to whoever the fuck you want and nobody will be the wiser" --George Washington