Go f**k yourself Fox News (Cringeworthy douchebaggery ahead).

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#51  Edited By PercyChuggs

For people complaining about satire shows on Fox NEWS, keep in mind that COMEDY Central airs Mind of Mencia....

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#52  Edited By LiquidPrince
SmugDarkLoser said:
"LiquidPrince said:
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"GrilledCheez01 said:
"It's clearly not a news program...just a poor attempt at comedy.  The channel as a whole is a big joke."

You're right, red eye isn't a news program.
GUYS, IT's SATIREYou guys are all idiots.  As far as news programs go, fox news and cnn are pretty much on par with each other, fox news is probably actually more balanced due to the fact that they will bring on real democrats, cnn brings on fake conservatives"
You have to be stupid to put Fox and CNN in the same breath together. CNN is a legit source, where as Fox is a parody of a news station. They fail so badly almost everything."
Oh my god....you can't be serious...CNN is just as bad.  You're essentially doing what blind republicans do to fox news.Realizing that being one sided like that is completely retarded, I've come to see that both are not news channels. They're entertainment.   The fox entertainment channel, cnn entertainmentIf you truly believe CNN isn't just as one sided, you're, to be frank, blind. "
Obviously all news is biased. Any fucking two year old realizes that. It's the way that the stations present themselves however that makes them differ. CNN attempts to bring all news (most of the time) in an appropriate manner, where as Fox doesn't seem to have the good sense not to air this horse shit that belittles the sacrifice of so many Canadians. "
It's a freaking satire program that comes on at 1:00.  Who cares?    The difference I've noticed between the two largely is that Fox will say that their guys are opinionated where as CNN will try to spin it as fact. And I really don't get why you're offended.  They poke jokes at so many other things, from the US government to P Diddy, I don't get why you care. Really, why can't you accept satire?  Honestly now.  If you can't take a joke about Canadians, you're rather low, especially considering the fact that country means shit basically. "
 Remember what your grade one teacker used to say? Jokes are supposed to be funny.
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#53  Edited By keyhunter

Fuck those Assholes, this isn't Canada's war. Us liberal faggot Canadians love Islam, no matter how much they hate us faggot liberal Canadians.

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#54  Edited By Milkman
Cloneslayer said:
"One of the guys on talking is actually a comedian. But I don't think you can have a satire program on a news channel that has millions of mindless people who takes everything they say for face value."
The one guy who is actually a comedian is the one who wasn't talking the entire time for good reason. This isn't satire. It's simple retardation. Saying "HEY CANADA SUCKS" is not a joke. It's not funny. And it sure as fuck isn't satire. Satire implies some kind of intelligence. There was no intelligence to be found in that video. 
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#55  Edited By keyhunter

They have a good point about Canada sucking.

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#56  Edited By Milkman

God, the people defending this piss me off. I think we all know that if a Canadian "satire" show came on the air and said stuff like that about the United States, Bill O'Reilly would be jumping on his desk like a fucking idiot screaming at the top of his lung. Fox News, please die in a fire. 

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#57  Edited By Red

Pretty much all Red Eye does is try to be funny. They promptly fail because all they really do is act like 11-year-old-boys and think it's funny.


Fox News=fail.
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#58  Edited By meptron

"THE STRONGEST COUNTRY IN THE *UNIVERSE*". That's right! Take that Ublextor IX. Your lazer guns and force fields ain't SHIT! Bring it on!!!

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#59  Edited By ishotmrburns

Anyone find it ironic that Doug Benson appeared on Red Eye?

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#60  Edited By ManlyBeast

God people are so fucking stuck up today. It was funny now take the stick out of your ass and quit crying.

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#61  Edited By Origina1Penguin

I think Red Eye is great.  It's a "news" show in the same sense that The Daily Show is a "news" show.  Not all of their bits are funny, but they don't try to be politically correct and obviously don't mind insulting people.  That's what I like about the show.  It's not so uptight like the rest of Fox.

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#62  Edited By mracoon

What did you expect from Fox?

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#63  Edited By BiggerBomb
Snipzor said:
"Okay, this time I made damn sure it was mainstream Fox (But you've got to admit, the last time was pretty damn funny) and this is seriously offensive. I honestly want to punch the douche out of this douchebag (Promptly killing him, because a douchebag without douches is only just a bag with nothing in it).

  


But it's nice to know that people like this are shitting in the faces of all the families of soldiers who died in Afghanistan, Canadian and American alike. But I know this is apparently satire, because we all know making fun of dead soldiers is fucking hilarious, but only the douchiest of "satire" would shit on the military, especially from a right-wing source (Also promptly being fired if it weren't for the fact that they never shit on the American military, it's fine if they disrespect 116 dead Canadian soldiers because they aren't American).

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COMMENTARY AHEADBut actually imagine this for a minute. Imagine any world comic blasting and insulting the American armed forces, do you honestly believe you would ever hear the end of it on Fox News? They would cry "SOCIALIST COMMIES, WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN OVER YOUR COUNTRY WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE!". This clip is a couple days old and I have heard not one single remark that would possibly show signs of apology (Or remorse) This isn't just a post about Fox News, but rather a question. Is this form of "comedy" acceptable? If you watched the clip (Cringing of course) you would also note the regular Anti-Mexican, Pro-Nationalist, Homophobic diatribe we see from the lowest of the social scale. This is hardly a good step for the advancement of society. Why is it that nationalistic bullshit is still being peddled even though we supposedly learned lessons of the two largest wars in history. I guess some people take home different lessons. This has been Snipzor, telling you to look up footage of Glenn Beck weeping his little acting heart out on air."

You're surprised?:O

  
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#64  Edited By RichardLOlson
Well that was pointless and a waste of time....
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#65  Edited By BrainSpecialist

Where is the cake?

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#66  Edited By Computerplayer1

Yes, and here in Canada, we also all live in igloos, have beavers as pets, and are all lumberjacks. If you're going to stereotype us, Fox, at least do it properly.

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ManlyBeast said:
"God people are so fucking stuck up today. It was funny now take the stick out of your ass and quit crying. "

Really? I must have missed the punch line.
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#68  Edited By Mercator

It might be an attempt at satire but these fellows actually believe what they are saying 100%. This show is nothing like the Daily Show, which is a satire about news media. This is more like a politically focused Howard Stern show...a silly boys club with degenerates and hypocrites.

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#69  Edited By Serker

Doug Benson! Nooooooooooooooo!

I forgive him.

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#70  Edited By ParrapatehRappa

Yea.

Up here in Canada, we've only just legalized VCR's. And just a few weeks ago, we finally got our first 100 miles of paved road. Staplers are still illegal though, which is sad. I'm tired of holding my paper together with a hockey puck.

What's even better is that we send our old retired citizens out on ice flows rather than send them to retirement homes. Much easier this way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdo

Check that link. Pretty funny watching how ignorant some Americans are/were.

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#71  Edited By Kiemoe

It was slightly funny to me, and obviously not serious. They're just looking for topics to bag on, and shouldn't really have to apologize. It was supposed to be all in good fun, and I think many people would have realized that if the people on the show were a little funnier, except that one guy who did the last word and is always on VH1, he's hilarious.

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#72  Edited By JackiJinx

Wow. What a bunch of racists. Bad humored racists.

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#73  Edited By Gruff182

Yea, they should be killing everyone for oil. Right?

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#74  Edited By Death_Burnout

What else did you expect from Red Eye?

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#75  Edited By TwoOneFive
TooWalrus said:
"PercyChuggs said:
"Get over yourself, and stop going out and looking for things to get offended by. I can just imagine you at a comedy club, sitting in the back, arms folded, barking out "that's not funny!" whenever anyone makes a joke about race, ethnicity, or nationality. I guess everyone else just isn't on the same "social scale" as you, huh? Oh, and who made an entire movie making fun of Canadian military and police forces?"
He only likes Bill Hicks. The super-liberal "comic" who died of cancer awhile back. I say "comic" because his "routine" was just stupid adolescent ranting in college lecture halls, shady clubs and youtube clips, and not actually comedy."
wait... bill hicks was very funny, and was pretty smart, you have no idea how many comedians have stolen his jokes over the years. 
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#76  Edited By Snipzor

Okay, some of you are saying "Well it's red eye, it's meant to be satire like the Daily Show." Well the problem with saying that is representation. If there is something I learned from media studies, it is that each show represents the thoughts and beliefs of the channel. There is a reason why some tv shows tell us before it starts "This program represents the thoughts and beliefs of *** and in no way represent the beliefs of *** and our affiliates". I get what you are saying, but the purpose of Red Eye is to say the worst imaginable on Fox without getting as much as a scratch. They represent Fox completely, even if it is meant to be "satire".

Does South Park represent libertarians? No, it represents Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Does the Daily Show and Colbert represent liberals? Not necessarily, it represents Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Does Red Eye represent Fox News? Absolutely, which is why we see the same beliefs on this satire in connection with any regular commentary show on the channel. Does Lou "Come on, he's clearly racist" Dobbs represent CNN? Of course he does.

Sorry I did not make that point clear in the beginning of the thread.

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#77  Edited By TwoOneFive

i'm sorry guys but...look i have several good canadian friends, some i owe a lot to and mean a lot to me. we all fuckin people and we need to stop fucking pretending that the imaginary border between our countries really means anything to any of us. The truth is, making stupid fun of any western country will ALWAYS be funny, especially if its on of our closest neighbors!! nobody on there was taking that fucking serious (its a satire show that comes out a 2 fucking am and they don't take anything fucking serious on there!!), the entire fucking thing was brought up for the purpose of making fun and that is all. 

gee i wonder do  you guys find this extremely offensive too:

  


 or how about this awful disrespect for your beloved country:
get a fucking life you morons. getting all worked up over a fucking tv show you don't watch, probably never heard of until you seen that youtube video, and the show gets shitty ass ratings because it comes on at like 2 am anyways. seriously, get a fucking life you fucking idiots. worry about the things that matter to you in life, no a few people on a tv show nobody watches make fun of canada okay?
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#78  Edited By AndrewGaspar

While Fox News was a little too brutal, you have to admit that Canada's lackadaisical attitude about the war is a little ridiculous. Why don't we just finish the war and THEN bring all of our troops home?! All this is going to do is help to bolster the insurgents.

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#79  Edited By BiggerBomb
ParrapatehRappa said:
"Yea.

Up here in Canada, we've only just legalized VCR's. And just a few weeks ago, we finally got our first 100 miles of paved road. Staplers are still illegal though, which is sad. I'm tired of holding my paper together with a hockey puck.

What's even better is that we send our old retired citizens out on ice flows rather than send them to retirement homes. Much easier this way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdoCheck that link. Pretty funny watching how ignorant some Americans are/were."

Don't you dare call the employees of Fox News American!
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GrilledCheez01 said:
"It's clearly not a news program...just a poor attempt at comedy.  The channel as a whole is a big joke."

Once I saw Doug Benson (one of the biggest stoner comedians of our time) I knew it was bullshit. The guy is still a douche though.
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#81  Edited By Absurd

I was starting to type something hateful, but I can't come up with anything.

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TwoOneFive said:
"The truth is, making stupid fun of any western country will ALWAYS be funny, especially if its on of our closest neighbors!! "

No, funny jokes are funny. Unfortunately, the "jokes" in the video were delivered really poorly. I'm still not sure what was supposed to be funny, exactly. Even the people in the video look like they're forcing themselves to laugh.

get a fucking life you morons.

I hope I'm not the only one who has a hard time taking outbursts of stupidity like this seriously.
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#83  Edited By evadwolrab

Colbert had better watch his back.

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#84  Edited By Log

I like how the effeminate man in this bit is the one mocking "mounties" as if its gay to ride a horse or something.

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#85  Edited By badgerT
SmugDarkLoser said:
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Wait a sec guys, this is Red Eye, not Fox News.  They're on the same station, but this is almost more of a satire on pop culture and current happenings thing
They're not a serious thing.  It's equivelant to something like The Daily Show as far as reporting on news accurately goes. 

"

Except the Daily Show is one of the few crediable news sources left....
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#86  Edited By Milkman

I just told Bill Schulz to kill himself over Twitter. This is the future of hate. 

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#87  Edited By Milkman
TwoOneFive said:
*A REALLY DUMB POST*
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1st things 1st, those videos were not at all offensive. In the first video, the guy IS CANADIAN, you idiot. Second, I really don't see how the Conan video is offensive. Because he dressed up as a Mountie? Once again, you're an idiot. None of that even compares to making fun of the Canadian troops who died in Iraq. 

Second, put "fucking" in every sentence of your post does not make you look smart. In fact, it does the opposite. It exposes you for the moron you are. Also, there's a little thing called punctuation and capitalization. Learn it. 
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#88  Edited By Geno

It's Fox News what do you expect.

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#89  Edited By RetroIce4

So much fail. I fucking CRIED!

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#90  Edited By StarFoxA
turbomonkey138 said:
"*sigh* American arrogance ..... even if it is suppose to be comedic its still worrying that people actually think like this ."
I'm embarrassed that my fellow countrymen would be so ignorant and just plain retarded.
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#91  Edited By Guardian

Wow, this is really stupid and insulting. Especially when Canada went to Afghanistan in fellowship to HELP America. After 9/11 our government agreed be allies in the war on terror. Its true we don't have that strong a military, but we don't need one. These people are such arrogant assholes. "Strongest country in the universe".


I like parody, as long as it's informed. 

PS. I've never seen a police officer riding a horse except for festival occasions. 
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#92  Edited By B3ARwithCHA1NSAW

What a fail attempt at comedy. Canada is the shit. I live in the US but still. Fuck those Fox news comedy failure guys.

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#93  Edited By End_Boss

I have to agree with Snipzor on this one; being a Canadian myself, I found my rage building higher and higher throughout the segment. Incredibly insensitive and offensive.

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#94  Edited By FrankCanada97
Guardian said:
"Wow, this is really stupid and insulting. Especially when Canada went to Afghanistan in fellowship to HELP America. After 9/11 our government agreed be allies in the war on terror. Its true we don't have that strong a military, but we don't need one. These people are such arrogant assholes. "Strongest country in the universe".

I like parody, as long as it's informed. 

PS. I've never seen a police officer riding a horse except for festival occasions. 
"

Cops sometimes ride horses during crowd control situations.
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#95  Edited By cspiffo

WOW!!!  Those commentators are assholes.  They should dig a hole and bury themselves in it.

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#97  Edited By Guardian
Dr_Feelgood38 said:
"Canadians are not happy. Of course, I'm not particularly surprised. They're no Daily Show or Colbert Report."
I still want heads to roll. 
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#98  Edited By KnightsofRound

I saw this the other day, absolutely ridiculous in every sense of the word.  These people should be fired.

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#99  Edited By TheGreenBastard

Ok, I'm gonna risk my sanity and throw in my two cents on the matter - because it looks oh so fun to join in.

I watched the clip and felt kind of offended (I'm not even Canadian), till I realized they were trying to be funny (trying oh so hard). Still, I get the whole "politically incorrectness = funny", but geez, I don't think people should get so worked up over this. In my opinion, Redeye is a crappy show on a "news" channel that borders on the absurd so I don't watch it.
Hell, we get Fox News here in New Zealand and no-one I know takes that channel seriously. In fact its the butt of most jokes. Still I can see some people taking that stuff seriously (I think its the wee spinny fox logo in the corner) which worries me a bit... but not too much.

Do I think this form of comedy is acceptable? Hmm, well... I think it is. I mean, I think shows like The Daily Show and The Colbert Report do this sort of thing as well right? They just seem to do it much better and funnier to the point where it isn't offensive anymore but rather hilariously true.
So, I wouldn't say "Go f**k yourself to Fox News" I'd say something more along the lines of "keep practicing... because I don't get it."

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#100  Edited By Wolverine

Fuck Fox News. I'M AMERICAN AND I LOVE CANADA!