My plan is to wear the drink cozy like a hat to confuse him, then when he isn't paying attention, I will break two antennas from my router and jam them in his eye sockets.
Wow I have so many options right now, a Dead Space Box, some tape, coupla dice, a pokewalker and even some empty plastic cups. My desk is pretty much murder town USA right now.
I'm about to go on some surveillance duty tonight, so I'm strapped with my 9mm right now. My pancake holster is on my right side, as I'm left handed. I also have handcuffs and pepper spray on my person.
I have two knives right in front/right of me on my desk, as well as 4 metal airsoft pistols without the orange tips, so I could threaten him with those then stab the shit out of him if he falls for the gun trick.
I guess it was a bad idea to walk into this empty room then... I'll throw my right fist to his face. Fake arm can be a weapon. Hmm, actually, further investigation shows this arm to be very much real.
Well I can use my inhaler like bear mace to blind him/her and then punch him/her really hard. That or my cell phone but I need that to tell people about what just happened to me.
I guess that would be this jar of chocolate peanut butter then, which I hope would knock him out in one, since glass objects aren't really good for more than one bludgeoning.
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