How do I apologise to my girlfriend?

Last night my ex texted me about some daft problems she has. I mean seriously, it got way out of hand. It spanned from 7 o'clock when I thought I can deal with this in a few minutes. No, it went on till midnight. I found myself at 8 in the morning with my phone on my face, mid text. My girlfriend found out after the dumb shit of an ex decided to go on MSN and go, "Me and Limey were texting till one in the morning!" AS IF IT WERE NORMAL!  My girlfriend is now in a major pissed off mood, after being in a rather happy mood before hand.  
 
So tell me Giant Bomb's Off Topic forum dwellers. How do I apologise?

I don't follow.

Flowers. Chocolate. Poetry. But i'd start with the words "I'm sorry."

You've fucked up.

" I don't follow. "

My ex, being the dipshit she is, told my current girlfriend that I was texting her till Midnight. But, the ex doesn't realise, that can piss off my girlfriend because it looks like "cheating on her." How do I apologise for such actions?

Tell her the truth: she was having issues and she came to you, you where being the nice guy trying to help her out. Sadly this ended up proving that she is a bitch by getting the drama train rolling by telling your current girl. If you have a good girl, she'll understand and calm right down. If you don't have a good girl she'll get pissed that you where simply trying to help someone.

Slap that bitch of an ex of yours around the face and tell her to buck up her ideas.

Do what always works best: make up a perfectly good lie.

@Driadon I'm a lucky motherfucker. Seriously. I love this fucking website! So useful!  
 
 
THANKS GUYS.

" My ex, being the dipshit she is, told my current girlfriend that I was texting her till Midnight. But, the ex doesn't realise, that can piss off my girlfriend because it looks like "cheating on her." How do I apologise for such actions? "

You aren't at all upset by the fact that your girlfriend doesn't seem to trust you and in turn jumped to conclusions before actually asking you what you were talking to your ex about?  I think you should be the one that's upset in this relationship right now.

You call our ex-girlfriend/ wife a dumb shit yet you are still willing to help her out once the two of you are no longer together? That doesn't seem to make sense... If you don't like her like you seem to indicate that you don't, why'd you feel  obligated to help her in the first place? It kind of seems like you were setting yourself up for this...  And you were planning to tell her that you visited your ex to help her out right? Because not doing so wouldn't be very cool...
 
Back to the real matter, just say you're sorry and explain the problem in full to her and hope that she is forgiving enough to realize that you were just being nice. You didn't do anything wrong, explain that to your girlfriend and hope that she is not the overly jealous type. Best of luck.

you shouldve hung up on your ex. 
your ex is also a mean bitch for telling your gf, you can bet your ass it was to make your gf angry. i want to punch your ex in the face.

" I don't follow. "

Shit in her mailbox.  Problem solved.

" @Driadon I'm a lucky motherfucker. Seriously. I love this fucking website! So useful!    THANKS GUYS. "

" Tell her the truth: she was having issues and she came to you, you where being the nice guy trying to help her out. Sadly this ended up proving that she is a bitch by getting the drama train rolling by telling your current girl. If you have a good girl, she'll understand and calm right down. If you don't have a good girl she'll get pissed that you where simply trying to help someone. "

dont talk to ex's ever, move on.
 
If she texted some dude all night how would you feel?

If all else fails Shaggy will always have your back. 
 

"Tell her the truth: she was having issues and she came to you, you where being the nice guy trying to help her out. Sadly this ended up proving that she is a bitch by getting the drama train rolling by telling your current girl. If you have a good girl, she'll understand and calm right down. If you don't have a good girl she'll get pissed that you where simply trying to help someone. "

HS = SRS

Ok, I took everyone's advice.  
 
I've shat in her mailbox. 
I've told her in a nice little email the situation. 
Thanks guys. Needed the help.

Who names a kid Limey?

.... I could help you.... like seriously this is a very easy situation to get out of.... but..... this is too goddamn funny!!! LOL!!!

to answer the topic
 
lick her
 
everywhere

Leave her.

" Shit in her mailbox.  Problem solved. "

Don't.  Love is never having to say you're sorry...
 
I think I heard that here.

Write "Sorry" on the shaft of your penis.

Send her an sms saying: "sry". Problem solved.

Just say, "LOL, I FUCKED UP!" Everything will revert back to normal. Trust me, I'm a doctor. 

You don't have to apologize for anything, tell that whore ex girlfriend of yours to shut her mouth.

i would say tell her the truth and then stop talking to ur ex. dang that is horrible for an ex to do that. this is why i don't want to get a girlfriend with all the drama that might happen lol

" My ex, being the dipshit she is, told my current girlfriend that I was texting her till Midnight. But, the ex doesn't realise, that can piss off my girlfriend because it looks like "cheating on her." How do I apologise for such actions? "

Boombox, window and heavy metal.

You have nothing to be sorry for. 
You were just texting with your ex, nothing else. 
To me it just looks like your current girlfriend doesn't trust you at all

Dick in a box.

" You have nothing to be sorry for. You were just texting with your ex, nothing else. To me it just looks like your current girlfriend doesn't trust you at all "

" Leave her. "

" Write "Sorry" on the shaft of your penis. "

" Tell her the truth and try to explain it way better than you did here. "

The ex clearly understand the power she's exerting and enjoyed texting with you for that length of time, otherwise she would never have bothered even mentioning it. She obviously still has feelings for you, and your girlfriend can see that. That's why she's mad. 
 
If you still wish to maintain the relationship, an explanation will help, but will not suffice. You need to show her that she truly comes before this ex. Don't just say it, show it.    

" The ex clearly understand the power she's exerting and enjoyed texting with you for that length of time, otherwise she would never have bothered even mentioning it. She obviously still has feelings for you, and your girlfriend can see that. That's why she's mad.  If you still wish to maintain the relationship, an explanation will help, but will not suffice. You need to show her that she truly comes before this ex. Don't just say it, show it.     "

Apologise? Purely based on what you said you havent done anything wrong, explain it to her and if she cant understand that you have the ability to be helpful without being in an intimate relationship (and im assuming you can) then the relationship will falter at some point, perhaps now.

You don't apologize, you explain. Durr.