How would you deal with yourself being the last human on Earth?

I would go on a journey around the world and keeping an eye out for possible survivors, after that I'd settle down in the countryside somewhere and just live the rest of my days alone in peace and quiet. Perhaps I may have found a survivor who I'd fallen in love with and I could start the entire human populace again, maybe I won't. I guess it would all depend on just how much I feel that humans needed to be back on the Earth.
 
What would you?

If I knew I was the last person on earth, I wouldn't spend my time looking for others because, I'M THE LAST ONE ON EARTH. This thread makes no sense.

You're gonna fall in love with a survivor that isn't human?  Dude, that is sick.

Find some aliens and become a god.

Have sex with corpses.

" If I knew I was the last person on earth, I wouldn't spend my time looking for others because, I'M THE LAST ONE ON EARTH. This thread makes no sense. "

" Have sex with corpses. "

I would make sure to move into a house that's by a grocery store.  Then I would sit on my ass and play video games for the rest of my life.

I would kill myself if I was the last human on earth. If I knew I was the last human what other choice would I have? I couldn't repopulate. I would have nothing to live for. I can't procreate with animals, nor would I want to. I'd find a cliff and jump off it or bash my head against the ground for a while.

Build myself a throne, and declare myself king of the world.

" If I knew I was the last person on earth, I wouldn't spend my time looking for others because, I'M THE LAST ONE ON EARTH. This thread makes no sense. "

I would do what I do everyday. Play video games (assuming there is power), eat pizza, and wank it.

" I would do what I do everyday. Play video games (assuming there is power), eat pizza, and wank it. "

I would travel around the world. Naked.
 
:D

" @Cloneslayer said:

" I would do what I do everyday. Play video games (assuming there is power), eat pizza, and wank it. "

Wank the pizza? "

I would gorge myself to death. Haven't any of you ever wanted to hi-jack a Coke or Doritos truck? 
 
Ohohohohohohohohoyeeeeeeeeeeees.

" I would gorge myself to death. Haven't any of you ever wanted to hi-jack a Coke or Doritos truck?  Ohohohohohohohohoyeeeeeeeeeeees. "

" I would gorge myself to death. Haven't any of you ever wanted to hi-jack a Coke or Doritos truck?  Ohohohohohohohohoyeeeeeeeeeeees. "

" @Jayge said:

" I would gorge myself to death. Haven't any of you ever wanted to hi-jack a Coke or Doritos truck?  Ohohohohohohohohoyeeeeeeeeeeees. "

Coke? Doritos?  how about booze and cheetoes "

I would walk around naked constantly.

" I would make sure to move into a house that's by a grocery store.  Then I would sit on my ass and play video games for the rest of my life. "

" @OmegaPirate said:

" @Cloneslayer said:

" I would do what I do everyday. Play video games (assuming there is power), eat pizza, and wank it. "

Wank the pizza? "

dont judge me... "

I'd love being the last person on Earth.

Kill myself.

I'd probably kill myself, epecially if I was the last one on Earth due to an apocalypse.

drive all the cars play on all the consoles eat all the food have all the fun and pleasure i could get.

Kill myself, what's the point of having to eventually deal with insanity?

" Have sex with corpses. "

" I would populate the world with imaginary friends. And I would call each and every one of them Wilson. "

" Have sex with corpses. "

" I would walk around naked constantly. "

Probably kill myself. But I'd make good use out of the time I had alone.

I'd find a good, predictable food source and start reading up on biology and genetics.

I would revel in the fact that I would be right 100% of the time.
 
Then I'd find some generators, some food, some games, and get to work. I'd also get a dog.

Man... there's a lot of misanthropic cowards on this forum. Don't you remember that Twilight Zone episode? The man had an indefinite amount of time to learn and understand all of humanity's scientific discoveries! Just get rid of the broken glasses part, because all you'd need to do is test the different refractive properties of glass on a sample book, and once the text becomes legible, make a seeing device with that.
 
Godlessness, some of you people suck.

Do everything I couldn't do with people around till the day I die. i.e., take a military jet and fly it around.

Go do everything I wanted to do before but couldn't because of laws and such and then probably kill myself because hello I"M THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH!!

Masturbate.

"@SinGulaR said:

" I would populate the world with imaginary friends. "

Would they all be soccer balls? "

" Masturbate. "

" @Poppycock said:

"@SinGulaR said:

" I would populate the world with imaginary friends. "

Would they all be soccer balls? "

There is no such thing as an imaginary soccer ball. "

Well, since I'd be the only person left, I'd go into every comic store and take all the manga and graphic novels without being accused of stealing.  
 
Then I would go home, read said manga and graphic novels, play through what games I have, then starve, and I can die in peace.

" If I knew I was the last person on earth, I wouldn't spend my time looking for others because, I'M THE LAST ONE ON EARTH. This thread makes no sense. "

I would do pretty much every kind of drug I could come over. Then I would pretty much eat everything I wanted. Eventually I guess, I would learn how to fly a plane or something and hijack a random awesome mansion in every location in the world. I would befriend animals and become THE GOD of all creatures on earth since I have awesome weapons (I have already of course raided a military base).  
 
Then I would like wait for aliens or something. 
 
And fuck em. 
 
Yeaaah.

Fornicate with chickens until I found one I really liked and then I'd settle down..