How would you deal with yourself being the last human on Earth?

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#51  Edited By penguindust

I'd finally have time to read all the books I've wanted...I'd have all the time in the world...
 
What?!  Oh no...it's not fair, I tell you it's not fair...I'd finally had time.

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#52  Edited By TheBigBeefy

I'd settle in some calm serene area and live my life in peace. I'd go on mini-missions where I slowly kill animals so that the food chain becomes unbalanced. Once predators like Lions, Tigers and Bears have gone extinct (at least in my area) I can venture out into the woods without worry.

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#53  Edited By LiquidPrince
@JJOR64 said:
" I would make sure to move into a house that's by a grocery store.  Then I would sit on my ass and play video games for the rest of my life. "
Where would the electricity come from...?
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#54  Edited By JJOR64
@LiquidPrince said:
" @JJOR64 said:
" I would make sure to move into a house that's by a grocery store.  Then I would sit on my ass and play video games for the rest of my life. "
Where would the electricity come from...? "
From the electric poll.  :P  You would be the only human left.  Everything should still be working.  Electricity and all.
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#55  Edited By c1337us

The answer to this hinges on whether or not I will have a supply of electricity or not. If so I would get really lazy and just lay on the couch in a house. Not my house, I'd move into a heaps better one and play games and watch movies and junk. If there is no electricity I would probably build a shack on gold course and play golf and run around naked a lot. In other words I really hope there is electricity.

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#56  Edited By EVO

I'd probably drop acid and freak the fuck out, then wake up the next morning next to my high school crush's corpse with a sore dick.

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#57  Edited By Jordan23

I'm not sure what I'll do, maybe play video games all day.
 
Damn, it'll be miserable without any women.

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#58  Edited By daniel_beck_90

I would never rest until I manage to find someone else because I believe solo life is not worth living . 

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#59  Edited By kmdrkul

I'd stockpile all the nukes in the world in one place, then blow them all up at once.

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#60  Edited By LiquidPrince
@JJOR64 said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" @JJOR64 said:
" I would make sure to move into a house that's by a grocery store.  Then I would sit on my ass and play video games for the rest of my life. "
Where would the electricity come from...? "
From the electric poll.  :P  You would be the only human left.  Everything should still be working.  Electricity and all. "
Who would be at the electrical plants ensuring electricity gets routed to the city?
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#61  Edited By JJOR64
@LiquidPrince said:
" @JJOR64 said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" @JJOR64 said:
" I would make sure to move into a house that's by a grocery store.  Then I would sit on my ass and play video games for the rest of my life. "
Where would the electricity come from...? "
From the electric poll.  :P  You would be the only human left.  Everything should still be working.  Electricity and all. "
Who would be at the electrical plants ensuring electricity gets routed to the city? "
I would.  :P
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#62  Edited By LiquidPrince
@JJOR64 said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" @JJOR64 said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" @JJOR64 said:
" I would make sure to move into a house that's by a grocery store.  Then I would sit on my ass and play video games for the rest of my life. "
Where would the electricity come from...? "
From the electric poll.  :P  You would be the only human left.  Everything should still be working.  Electricity and all. "
Who would be at the electrical plants ensuring electricity gets routed to the city? "
I would.  :P "
Ahh... um... excellent...
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#63  Edited By FluxWaveZ

I would find out what caused the destruction of the human population and go in a time machine to prevent it. 
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If I knew 100% that I was the last, then I'd drive over to my local gamestores, and take all the games and consoles I wanted. Drive (I don't have a license btw) over to the local food stores and gather as much as possible..... hmm.. Actually, what happens when I lose power...... OK, I'd find a way to keep the power going, and just drive wherever I needed to get food and games, and just play, eventually committing suicide....
 
If I was just the last person knew about, I'd search on the internet for other surviors and still do what I said before. Eventually I'd try and organze a meet up with everyone so we could start rebuilding and reproduce.

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#65  Edited By bubahula

it depends on how the apocolypse went about andhow people died, or if they died,...mabye they left earth because of global warming and i missed my rocket flight? hmmm?
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#66  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
@CL60 said:
" @BiffMcBlumpkin said:
" @Poppycock said:
"@SinGulaR said:
" I would populate the world with imaginary friends. "
Would they all be soccer balls? "
There is no such thing as an imaginary soccer ball. "
You speak the truth. "

Don't tell me what to believe!
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#67  Edited By crusader8463
@CowMuffins said:
" If I knew I was the last person on earth, I wouldn't spend my time looking for others because, I'M THE LAST ONE ON EARTH. This thread makes no sense. "
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#68  Edited By WilliamRLBaker

I would travel, marvel at the greatness that man was, and marvel at the greatness that god created and man never matched, i would commune with the animals and with nature and with god, hoping he forgives me my sins, and then when i eventually die hope he allows me into heaven....or he answers my prayers of bringing some form of humanity back and give it another shot.

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#70  Edited By sdauz

id make a panic house and lock myself in......dude if i were the only human on earth it means A) everyone else r zombies or B) everyone are vampires or c) aliens have taken over

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#71  Edited By KillerBears

Make friends with a bunch of stray dogs. Kill mice.

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#72  Edited By dethfish
@LiquidPrince said:
" @JJOR64 said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" @JJOR64 said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" @JJOR64 said:
" I would make sure to move into a house that's by a grocery store.  Then I would sit on my ass and play video games for the rest of my life. "
Where would the electricity come from...? "
From the electric poll.  :P  You would be the only human left.  Everything should still be working.  Electricity and all. "
Who would be at the electrical plants ensuring electricity gets routed to the city? "
I would.  :P "
Ahh... um... excellent... "

Or you could just use a generator which runs on gasoline, I think.
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#73  Edited By MVP1101

Try to find out  why am I the only one still alive and live out my days roaming the earth, maybe find out  the world's secrets 

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#74  Edited By Benjaminvdv

Drive around in the coolest cars for a while, look up hot girls that I know and check their computers if they got nude pics on it, after that I'd kill myself.

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#75  Edited By keyhunter

I would probably just knock over buildings.

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#76  Edited By Osphere

I'd give intense meditation a shot, hoping for some sort of "become one with the universe" phenomenon to eventually happen.
 
Otherwise, I don't know, watch Scrubs reruns?

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#77  Edited By Sooperspy

If power still works,I would first get all of the games, consoles, dvds, cds, ect. I want.
Then I would stock up on food and water. You know, the least important things I need.

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#78  Edited By samcotts

I don't think people are thinking this through. Being the last human on Earth would mean any building or vehicle could be yours. Imagine the fun you could have just breaking into different houses and taking anything you want. Forget video games - sure I'd occasionally play some, but they'd be too much other stuff to do to be playing them most of the time. It'd be important to make friends with a few animals though, having a dog following you around may help you remain sane as you'll at least have company.

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#79  Edited By AZ123

First order of business would be to get naked.

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#80  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

I'd probably end up killing myself trying to get a power station working so I could play video games.

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#81  Edited By GunnBjorn
@Colonel_Cool said:

"Build myself a throne, and declare myself king of the world. "


What is a king if he has no populace to rule over?
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#82  Edited By KowalskiManDown

I would do what EVERY good citizen does in these situations... I would LOOT!

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#83  Edited By GunnBjorn
@creamypies said:
"I would do what EVERY good citizen does in these situations... I would LOOT! "

Since there's noone left to claim what's his own... i'd rather call it finders/keepers.
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#84  Edited By Titl

I would learn vietnamese and finnish, and make up friends who are  vietnamese and finnish, then make my imaginary friends work for me. Then i would be the ruler of the world, and i would be able to get away with genoside, so i would kill the finnish imaginary friend...and ill live happily ever after..

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#85  Edited By Jeust

If i were the last person on earth i'd get some generators, and adapt it to my house. 
 
I'd forget about internet, because probably there wouldn't be any website anymore, as there would be no one controlling the servers and websites. 
 
I'd get a radio transmitter to broadcast a message... 
 
I'd do everything i could for some time, and then dedicate to meditation and buddhism, so if there would a way to get out of this world i could.

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#86  Edited By mikemcn
@lemon360 said:
"I'd make clones of people "

yep, this is the only way for the human race to survive 
 
also if you were the only person on earth, you wouldnt have to put clothes on...... i mean follow the rules
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#87  Edited By cc23574

Have sex with a lizard, populating the world with lizard people. 
 
They will consider me a king and I will rule over them while I am sitting on my slaves laughing like a mad man while I hear the  voices of all the slaves screaming for mercy. 
 
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 
 
Sorry, I got carried away.
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#88  Edited By penguindust
@CommodoreGroovy:  "Great minds think alike" as they say...or at least minds that have watched too much TV growing up.
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@GunnBjorn said:

" @Colonel_Cool said:

"Build myself a throne, and declare myself king of the world. "

What is a king if he has no populace to rule over? "
Good point. According to my old pal Nietzsche, at some early point in human history, one group of humans just said "Okay, you got more fertile ground than us. Therefore we suck. Rule us so we can wallow in our self-pity and declare you the 'evil oppressor' and us the 'good and oppressed people' to cover the fact that we are still just a bunch of jealous inferior whiners." And so the first state was born.
 
Following that "logic", the last human on earth would probably do best if he joined a herd of sheep or something.
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#90  Edited By The_Ish
@FlamingHobo said:
" I would go on a journey around the world and keeping an eye out for possible survivors, after that I'd settle down in the countryside somewhere and just live the rest of my days alone in peace and quiet. Perhaps I may have found a survivor who I'd fallen in love with and I could start the entire human populace again, maybe I won't. I guess it would all depend on just how much I feel that humans needed to be back on the Earth.  What would you? "
You are endorsing incest ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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#91  Edited By flaminghobo
@The_Ish said:
" @FlamingHobo said:
" I would go on a journey around the world and keeping an eye out for possible survivors, after that I'd settle down in the countryside somewhere and just live the rest of my days alone in peace and quiet. Perhaps I may have found a survivor who I'd fallen in love with and I could start the entire human populace again, maybe I won't. I guess it would all depend on just how much I feel that humans needed to be back on the Earth.  What would you? "
You are endorsing incest ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "
Adam and Eve. 'Nuff said.