I'd finally have time to read all the books I've wanted...I'd have all the time in the world...
What?! Oh no...it's not fair, I tell you it's not fair...I'd finally had time.
How would you deal with yourself being the last human on Earth?
I'd settle in some calm serene area and live my life in peace. I'd go on mini-missions where I slowly kill animals so that the food chain becomes unbalanced. Once predators like Lions, Tigers and Bears have gone extinct (at least in my area) I can venture out into the woods without worry.
" I would make sure to move into a house that's by a grocery store. Then I would sit on my ass and play video games for the rest of my life. "Where would the electricity come from...?
" @JJOR64 said:From the electric poll. :P You would be the only human left. Everything should still be working. Electricity and all." I would make sure to move into a house that's by a grocery store. Then I would sit on my ass and play video games for the rest of my life. "Where would the electricity come from...? "
The answer to this hinges on whether or not I will have a supply of electricity or not. If so I would get really lazy and just lay on the couch in a house. Not my house, I'd move into a heaps better one and play games and watch movies and junk. If there is no electricity I would probably build a shack on gold course and play golf and run around naked a lot. In other words I really hope there is electricity.
I would never rest until I manage to find someone else because I believe solo life is not worth living .
" @LiquidPrince said:Who would be at the electrical plants ensuring electricity gets routed to the city?" @JJOR64 said:From the electric poll. :P You would be the only human left. Everything should still be working. Electricity and all. "" I would make sure to move into a house that's by a grocery store. Then I would sit on my ass and play video games for the rest of my life. "Where would the electricity come from...? "
" @JJOR64 said:I would. :P" @LiquidPrince said:Who would be at the electrical plants ensuring electricity gets routed to the city? "" @JJOR64 said:From the electric poll. :P You would be the only human left. Everything should still be working. Electricity and all. "" I would make sure to move into a house that's by a grocery store. Then I would sit on my ass and play video games for the rest of my life. "Where would the electricity come from...? "
" @LiquidPrince said:Ahh... um... excellent..." @JJOR64 said:I would. :P "" @LiquidPrince said:Who would be at the electrical plants ensuring electricity gets routed to the city? "" @JJOR64 said:From the electric poll. :P You would be the only human left. Everything should still be working. Electricity and all. "" I would make sure to move into a house that's by a grocery store. Then I would sit on my ass and play video games for the rest of my life. "Where would the electricity come from...? "
If I knew 100% that I was the last, then I'd drive over to my local gamestores, and take all the games and consoles I wanted. Drive (I don't have a license btw) over to the local food stores and gather as much as possible..... hmm.. Actually, what happens when I lose power...... OK, I'd find a way to keep the power going, and just drive wherever I needed to get food and games, and just play, eventually committing suicide....
If I was just the last person knew about, I'd search on the internet for other surviors and still do what I said before. Eventually I'd try and organze a meet up with everyone so we could start rebuilding and reproduce.
" @BiffMcBlumpkin said:" @Poppycock said:You speak the truth. ""@SinGulaR said:There is no such thing as an imaginary soccer ball. "" I would populate the world with imaginary friends. "Would they all be soccer balls? "
Don't tell me what to believe!
" If I knew I was the last person on earth, I wouldn't spend my time looking for others because, I'M THE LAST ONE ON EARTH. This thread makes no sense. "
I would travel, marvel at the greatness that man was, and marvel at the greatness that god created and man never matched, i would commune with the animals and with nature and with god, hoping he forgives me my sins, and then when i eventually die hope he allows me into heaven....or he answers my prayers of bringing some form of humanity back and give it another shot.
More or less, this is pretty much the last person on earth can expect.
" @JJOR64 said:" @LiquidPrince said:Ahh... um... excellent... "" @JJOR64 said:I would. :P "" @LiquidPrince said:Who would be at the electrical plants ensuring electricity gets routed to the city? "" @JJOR64 said:From the electric poll. :P You would be the only human left. Everything should still be working. Electricity and all. "" I would make sure to move into a house that's by a grocery store. Then I would sit on my ass and play video games for the rest of my life. "Where would the electricity come from...? "
Or you could just use a generator which runs on gasoline, I think.
Drive around in the coolest cars for a while, look up hot girls that I know and check their computers if they got nude pics on it, after that I'd kill myself.
I don't think people are thinking this through. Being the last human on Earth would mean any building or vehicle could be yours. Imagine the fun you could have just breaking into different houses and taking anything you want. Forget video games - sure I'd occasionally play some, but they'd be too much other stuff to do to be playing them most of the time. It'd be important to make friends with a few animals though, having a dog following you around may help you remain sane as you'll at least have company.
I would learn vietnamese and finnish, and make up friends who are vietnamese and finnish, then make my imaginary friends work for me. Then i would be the ruler of the world, and i would be able to get away with genoside, so i would kill the finnish imaginary friend...and ill live happily ever after..
If i were the last person on earth i'd get some generators, and adapt it to my house.
I'd forget about internet, because probably there wouldn't be any website anymore, as there would be no one controlling the servers and websites.
I'd get a radio transmitter to broadcast a message...
I'd do everything i could for some time, and then dedicate to meditation and buddhism, so if there would a way to get out of this world i could.
Have sex with a lizard, populating the world with lizard people.
They will consider me a king and I will rule over them while I am sitting on my slaves laughing like a mad man while I hear the voices of all the slaves screaming for mercy.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sorry, I got carried away.
Good point. According to my old pal Nietzsche, at some early point in human history, one group of humans just said "Okay, you got more fertile ground than us. Therefore we suck. Rule us so we can wallow in our self-pity and declare you the 'evil oppressor' and us the 'good and oppressed people' to cover the fact that we are still just a bunch of jealous inferior whiners." And so the first state was born." @Colonel_Cool said:
What is a king if he has no populace to rule over? ""Build myself a throne, and declare myself king of the world. "
Following that "logic", the last human on earth would probably do best if he joined a herd of sheep or something.
" I would go on a journey around the world and keeping an eye out for possible survivors, after that I'd settle down in the countryside somewhere and just live the rest of my days alone in peace and quiet. Perhaps I may have found a survivor who I'd fallen in love with and I could start the entire human populace again, maybe I won't. I guess it would all depend on just how much I feel that humans needed to be back on the Earth. What would you? "You are endorsing incest ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
" @FlamingHobo said:Adam and Eve. 'Nuff said." I would go on a journey around the world and keeping an eye out for possible survivors, after that I'd settle down in the countryside somewhere and just live the rest of my days alone in peace and quiet. Perhaps I may have found a survivor who I'd fallen in love with and I could start the entire human populace again, maybe I won't. I guess it would all depend on just how much I feel that humans needed to be back on the Earth. What would you? "You are endorsing incest ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "
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