I have very little spare time, which one should I answer?

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#1  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin


 
 
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#2  Edited By Deusoma

Answer the first one, the second one is obvious.

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#3  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

This thread is amazing.

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#4  Edited By Hot_Karl

I love you Biff, in the least homosexual way possible.

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#5  Edited By ThePhantomnaut

Food.

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#6  Edited By beargirl1

now i don't know which one to answer

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#7  Edited By HaltIamReptar

You took the time to screencap, edit out the rest of the screen, upload it, and post it.  That suggests you have plenty of spare time.  If you're implying that you're going to write a goddamn epic response to either of them, I'd say go with the durger thread.

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#8  Edited By Seedofpower

First one. Duh.

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#9  Edited By ArchScabby
@HaltIamReptar said:
" You took the time to screencap, edit out the rest of the screen, upload it, and post it.  That suggests you have plenty of spare time.  If you're implying that you're going to write a goddamn epic response to either of them, I'd say go with the durger thread. "
*woosh*
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#10  Edited By sopranosfan

Answer the first everybody knows a corn dog is better because everything is better when it is fried.

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#11  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
@HaltIamReptar said:
"You took the time to screencap, edit out the rest of the screen, upload it, and post it.  That suggests you have plenty of spare time.  If you're implying that you're going to write a goddamn epic response to either of them, I'd say go with the durger thread. "


 
 
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#12  Edited By HaltIamReptar
@BiffMcBlumpkin:There was a guy on the internet who had a guinea pig, and Shelley was her name-o
S - H - E - L - L - E - Y
 
etc.
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#13  Edited By oldschool

Where is the option for "neither" in both those?

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#14  Edited By Swaboo
@BiffMcBlumpkin said:
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This thread is amazing.

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you have to wait for a 4 to 6 responses to be posted before you say that about your own thead.
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#16  Edited By eroticfishcake

Go for the hot heads and butt dogs thread.

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#17  Edited By Seedofpower
@BiffMcBlumpkin said:
" @HaltIamReptar said:
"You took the time to screencap, edit out the rest of the screen, upload it, and post it.  That suggests you have plenty of spare time.  If you're implying that you're going to write a goddamn epic response to either of them, I'd say go with the durger thread. "


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This made my night. bahahaa.
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#18  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
@Swaboo said:
you have to wait"

I have very little spare time.
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#19  Edited By Seedofpower

Biff, if your not careful you might get banned again.

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#20  Edited By JackiJinx

Go with the one you're more passionate about, which better be the hot dog vs. corn dog thread. Need to take your stance for the world to see, yo.

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#21  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
@Seedofpower said:

"Biff, if your not careful you might get banned again. "


What I've done with this thread is fucking remarkable. It's the worst thing ever, twice. It's like travelling into a black hole only to be spit out directly into another black hole. If people are going to be banned for works of art this forum will be a world without color.
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#22  Edited By Crono

Bert or Ernie?

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#23  Edited By conker
@BiffMcBlumpkin:
Dude you got banned? What ever for?
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#24  Edited By ShaunassNZ

EWWWW CORN DOGS ARE LIKE CORN!

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#25  Edited By CoolDrMoney

Just think about Ryan Davis

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@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

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 http://instantsfun.es/dramatic
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#27  Edited By oldschool
@DarknessMyOldFriend:
 
I can't stop myself from posting this, I tried, but I failed - must post:
 
Hello  DarknessMyOldFriend  
 I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools", said I, "You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed
In the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls"
And whispered in the sounds of silence
 
 
I offer my sincere apologies for the compulsive behaviour  :/
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#28  Edited By MarkWahlberg

 Why is this not a poll? 

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

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This thread is amazing.

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 I find your anticipating the inevitable 'OMG BIFF UR SO FUNNY' post to be very meta. THE LAYERS OF AWARENESS ARE BEING PEELED BACK ONE BY ONE. 
 
Also, I find it hilarious that biff can make these ridiculous threads, and he has the street cred around here to avoid having most of them locked.    
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#29  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

I wonder if that's actually Mark Wahlberg.

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@oldschool said:

" @DarknessMyOldFriend:
 
I can't stop myself from posting this, I tried, but I failed - must post:
 
Hello  DarknessMyOldFriend , & etc
 
That's oldschool, bro


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#31  Edited By GreggD
@BiffMcBlumpkin said:
" I wonder if that's actually Mark Wahlberg. "
I bet it's a trap.
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#32  Edited By Daveyo520

I thought you died and went to cat heaven Biff.
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#33  Edited By Trilogy
@GreggD said:
" @BiffMcBlumpkin said:
" I wonder if that's actually Mark Wahlberg. "
I bet it's a trap. "

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#34  Edited By oldschool
@DarknessMyOldFriend said:
" @oldschool said:

" @DarknessMyOldFriend:
 
I can't stop myself from posting this, I tried, but I failed - must post:
 
Hello  DarknessMyOldFriend , & etc
 
That's oldschool, bro

"
Extremely old school  :/
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@Trilogy said:

" @GreggD said:

" @BiffMcBlumpkin said:
" I wonder if that's actually Mark Wahlberg. "
I bet it's a trap. "

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 http://instantsfun.es/itsatrap
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#36  Edited By carlthenimrod

Answer the middle one.

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#37  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

Did you know Mark Wahlberg, high on crack or some such nonsense, once took the eye out of a completely innocent old Vietnamese dude? No shit, look it up. Sounds fucking nutty, but it's true.
 
I'm pretty fucking nervous right now. This thread might cost me an eye. 
 
Was it worth it? 
 
It was.

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#38  Edited By Claude

I tried to find the two, but the forums search engine is fucked, so fuck it. Go with neither, just walk away, head held high, like a general watching over his troups in the morning mist.
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#39  Edited By FunExplosions

Holy crap. Just stumbled upon this thread. The very idea of it is hilarious. Guys, he posted a topic so he could ask what topic to post in! WAHT!>?

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#40  Edited By beargirl1
@FunExplosions said:
 Guys, he posted a topic so he could ask what topic to post in! WAHT!>? "
I BET YOU HE DIDN'T EVEN POST IN IT >:(
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#41  Edited By jeff

Don't make any decision until you have at least three options.

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#42  Edited By Daryl

Thought I was on 4chan for a second there. 

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#43  Edited By iBear

id like to buy a vowel

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#44  Edited By spaceturtle

*Speechless*

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#45  Edited By Legend
@Jeff said:

" Don't make any decision until you have at least three options. "

A) What if he has very little spare time and can't wait for a third option to become available?
B) What if he has spare time but a third option will never become available?
C) What if he has spare time and a third option will become available if he waits, but he doesn't want to wait for a third option?
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#46  Edited By damnboyadvance

Corn dogs are nasty. Hot dogs all day!

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@Daryl said:
" Thought I was on 4chan for a second there.  "
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#48  Edited By Jeffery

 
first one.

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#49  Edited By Kazona

Why not set a challenge for yourself, and try posting in both topics within the little spare time that you have? 

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#50  Edited By The_A_Drain

What the hell is a corn dog?