If you had a TIME MACHINE...

And let's say it's a PARADOX FREE, MAGIC Time machine, just to deal with you scientific types. Except you cannot use it to kill Hitler. Because that's UNORIGINAL.

What do you do with it.

Go.

Kill Hitler's mom.

How's that for original?

Kill Hitlers mom while she is pregnant with Hitler.

I'd find myself a Doctor.

I'd track down Bill gates and tell him about this great idea I have regarding computers. I think I'll call it "Windows."  I would also tell him not to rush the 360...

I'd set a date and location, turn it on, and then pee in it. After that, I'd wait to see the magic.

I would bring Doc Brown back from the Wild West.

I'd use it to stop Lies from making this hypothetical time machine paradox-free in the first place. After all, 5/8 of the fun regarding time travel is the needless philosophical discussions about paradox implications and whatnot.

I would teach primitive man the ways of technology and they would build an advanced civilization in honor of bread and other assorted bakery goods

i would kill hitler.. OH SHIT :0 nah jk. i would probaly invest in the early days of apple or RIM

Actually, I have a serious answer. I would bring Martin Luther King Jr. to Barack Obama's Presidential Inauguration.

I'd go to the year 802,701 to hang out with the Eloi and Morlocks.

fuck time travel.  There is always a problem ALWAYS

Go back and play FF7 and deus ex when the graphics were cutting edge.

"Go back and play FF7 and deus ex when the graphics were cutting edge.
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I'd stop the use of electronic voting in the 2000 election and tell the troops during the gulf war to not enter Saudi Arabia.

I'd go back to 2000 and be all 'sup 6 year old Coltonio'.

Id go back to save the dinosaurs, maybe then there would be nazi raptors.
Id go forward to see what gaming is like in the future....maybe play halo 16

I would go back to Roman times when the historical Jesus roamed the earth, wanting to just see what the hell really happened. I then lose the Time Machine and die a horrible death being fed to the lions. My truths die with me.

I would go back and rob President Nixon. See how he likes it.

i would go forward a few years to 2012 and watch yellowstone erupt burying me in like 12 feet of ash.

I would go back 60 years and release every major selling single in the past few decades and attribute them all to me. Hmm also i'd probably kill Einstein and see if he got the subtle game reference....probly not

Go back to 1998 and stop Hide from killing himself.

In an episode of Monk he proclaims how if he had a time machine he would go back to get a coupon and save 50 cents off of a bottled cleaner (I think Lysol). I'll do that.

I would go and see all of the famous battles fought in history.