Just saw the Jennifer's Body Trailer

Are any of you guys going to see this movie? I know I am.

Fuck, that's a movie I won't see, but one my friends will get a TS or screener and I'll watch it then

This movie is going to be atrocious, and you sound like a 14 year old kid with this Megan-Fox-lesbian-I-hear-she's-naked-in-it nonsense. 
 
Honestly, you are on the internet. Learn how to use it. 
 
  

No way.  Megan Fox can not act and she looks like a piece of plastic/cheap prostitute in an unappealing way.

I smell a Razzie... maybe multiple Razzies. 
 
Oh look, boobs!  I'm not paying $10 for boobs when the internet can give them to me for free.

She's my desktop pic.  Love the way she looks.  My friend scolded me for having her as my desktop.  He said that she had recently become a meme regarding her potential lesbianism; this movie probably doesn't help in that regard.  Whatever.  I don't care.  I probably won't see this considering I don't typically watch these types of movies.  It's a nice look at a beautiful gal though.

She's not *really* naked, she's wearing pasties. The only reason to see this movie was released on the interwebz ages ago.
 
@torus said:

Honestly, you are on the internet. Learn how to use it.

This movie may end up having the worst acting of any feature film released in 2009.

What is the movie even about anyway?  I thought some kind of scary movie, but I sure don't feel scared watching it.  ;)

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Dude, I'm fucking seeing this movie, Megan Fox playing as a lesbian? 

Really? This is the hottest chick in the universe that everybody's been bullshitting/bandwagoning about?

I hope this movie flops but the way the audiences vote with their money these days... always on garbage movies.  Just look at G.I. Joe.

Believe me or not, I actually don't think Megan Fox is that hot. I mean she is, ofc... But I don't get the fuzz about it. Either way, this movie will probably suck, and not in a good way.

I don't think that this movie is meant to have some form of super stellar acting, as it's a play on all the cheesy horror flicks from the '80s.  Sooo...I don't understand this whole "worst acting" blah blah blah bullshit that people keep going on about. 
 
I'm so sick of hearing people bitch and complain about a movie not being some Oscar-caliber thing.  This is meant to be stupid fun, and it looks just like that.  Hell, we consider Friday The 13th a CLASSIC nowadays, and it's seriously no better than this. 
 
I'm gonna go see it because I want my vote to go towards R RATED HORROR GORE FLICKS instead of PG-13 wastes of time.  I hate that my money is going towards someone like Diablo Cody, but whatever.  We need more horror flicks that are willing to be R-rated and unafraid of whether it's PC or not!!! 
 
Also, I can guarantee that everyone saying that Megan Fox is unattractive in some way must love the taste of cock.  The amount of hate that she gets is kind of annoying at this point...

" This movie may end up having the worst acting of any feature film released in 2009. "

Actually after watching this again i remember thinking that its a high school version of Species ... the hot bitch who seduces men and murders them mid-fucking

That looks fucking terrible

Someone upload the part where she's naked and I'll watch that. No way I'm gonna sit through an hour and a half of boring Buffy-quality shit for 5 seconds of nudity.

Well, Diablo Cody is writing it and I kinda liked Juno. So, if the review scores aren't super low, that's the reason I'll watch it, not because Megan Fox is in (that's a minus if anything). I like Amanda Seyfreid more anyway.

So semi-off topic: would any of you name your child Diablo? I think it's kinda neat for folks to be named after gods/deities.
 
For example my name is the Old Norwegian spelling of Tyr, the god of Single Combat -- Ty. I have a friend who named his first son Raiden. I also went to school with a girl named Persephone.
 
Okay that last one was a lie, but I'd name a daughter that, sure. I know there's one I'm missing, but can't recall it right now.
 
edit: Or I guess Mortal Kombat characters, as I have a daughter named Jade.

" So semi-off topic: would any of you name your child Diablo? "

"I don't think that this movie is meant to have some form of super stellar acting, as it's a play on all the cheesy horror flicks from the '80s.  Sooo...I don't understand this whole "worst acting" blah blah blah bullshit that people keep going on about.  I'm so sick of hearing people bitch and complain about a movie not being some Oscar-caliber thing.  This is meant to be stupid fun, and it looks just like that.  Hell, we consider Friday The 13th a CLASSIC nowadays, and it's seriously no better than this.  I'm gonna go see it because I want my vote to go towards R RATED HORROR GORE FLICKS instead of PG-13 wastes of time.  I hate that my money is going towards someone like Diablo Cody, but whatever.  We need more horror flicks that are willing to be R-rated and unafraid of whether it's PC or not!!!  Also, I can guarantee that everyone saying that Megan Fox is unattractive in some way must love the taste of cock.  The amount of hate that she gets is kind of annoying at this point... "

" Really? This is the hottest chick in the universe that everybody's been bullshitting/bandwagoning about? "

" I don't think that this movie is meant to have some form of super stellar acting, as it's a play on all the cheesy horror flicks from the '80s.  Sooo...I don't understand this whole "worst acting" blah blah blah bullshit that people keep going on about.  I'm so sick of hearing people bitch and complain about a movie not being some Oscar-caliber thing.  This is meant to be stupid fun, and it looks just like that.  Hell, we consider Friday The 13th a CLASSIC nowadays, and it's seriously no better than this.  I'm gonna go see it because I want my vote to go towards R RATED HORROR GORE FLICKS instead of PG-13 wastes of time.  I hate that my money is going towards someone like Diablo Cody, but whatever.  We need more horror flicks that are willing to be R-rated and unafraid of whether it's PC or not!!!  Also, I can guarantee that everyone saying that Megan Fox is unattractive in some way must love the taste of cock.  The amount of hate that she gets is kind of annoying at this point... "

I am not seeing the movie.  It will all but certainly be terrible and I can get the videos/pics of her naked on the internet.

She's overrated, like a lot of people i can think of.

Megan fox is hot, but not enough for me to pay 10bucks to see a crappy movie  
Diablo Cody writing could save it though, Juno was pretty good

" I am not seeing the movie.  It will all but certainly be terrible and I can get the videos/pics of her naked on the internet. "

I'm going to save you ten dollars.
 
www.bing.com
 
safesearch off.
 
'lesbians'

Im glad she saved her nude scene for an arthouse flick about a highschool succubus.

I will definitely Netflix this when it comes out, no more.

I know I am going to see this movie, even if it will suck. Yeah, it will but it will also be a guilty pleasure. That is fine by me.

"This is a biography, right? Like, a documentary about Megan Fox's high school years? Look about how I would have expected them to be. "

hey TC come back after your no longer a virgin

I really lost when she burnt her tongue, what the fuck!

There's better porn. She's hot for someone that appears in mainstream movies, but eh. Meh. That movie looks like it's gonna be terrible. Oohh lesbians. Please.

" What is the movie even about anyway?  I thought some kind of scary movie, but I sure don't feel scared watching it.  ;) "

I bet Megan Fox was not happy about the fact that in parts of the movie she isn't loaded with makeup and other shit. 
  
Any girl can be made hot with a little work and effort.

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Dude, I'm fucking seeing this movie, Megan Fox playing as a lesbian? 

You mean Megan Fox finally playing a straight role, he's been kissing men in movies for a while now. "

I'm not sure if I want to see it, but my penis has his heart set on it and I pretty much have to go where he goes...

You do realize that there are plenty of naked women on the internet. And it doesn't cost the price of a movie ticket either. Also, you sound like a giant fucking idiot in your post.

By the way, one of my big pet peeves in movies (or some other types of media) is one-liners.  "You can barely finish gym class."  ...or "I go both ways."  /groan
 
I guess the movie really needs to make it worthy, because there are some great ones, but overall...yeah.
 
Edit:  Reviewing my comment, I should caveat this.  I have not seen the movie.  With proper buildup, these comments could be awesome.  Let's take Gone with the Wind.  "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."  Without context, that comment could seem silly, so.... (Haha) this movie could prove to be a masterpiece and one of the top movies regarded by the American Film Institute.  Ya never know.  ;)

You must be pretty young and desperate for some softcore porn...