Mr. Sham Wow Beats Hooker =(

This really upsets me. Somehting about him always yelled "AWESOME", but this is just messed up.

R.I.P Sham Wow.

Bitch should've let go of his tongue!!!

Ahahaha, I could tell that guy was a tool, he'll never come close to Billy Mays.

I feel so bad for laughing. It just seems so surreal.

Anyway, I would punch someone if they were biting my tongue. I do not think it is wrong to do that.

Moved to OT.

You'll be saying WOW every time you read that article!

So he says to the prostitute, "you're gonna love my nuts."

Good, and I hope the same happens to everyone in the Snuggie commercial.

"So he says to the prostitute, "you're gonna love my nuts.""

Well, he can say good-bye to his career.

I agree that punching a hooker is somewhat justified considering she was biting his tongue.

"I agree that punching a hooker is somewhat justified considering she was biting his tongue."

lulz

he did something else too, its far more insane of a commercial than shamwow, he says it can cure american obesity, its called slap chop. He's like we'll be slap chopping america out of obesity! lol its ridiculous, you have no idea. 

"he did something else too, its far more insane of a commercial than shamwow, he says it can cure american obesity, its called slap chop. He's like we'll be slap chopping america out of obesity! lol its ridiculous, you have no idea. "

"I feel so bad for laughing. It just seems so surreal.

Anyway, I would punch someone if they were biting my tongue. I do not think it is wrong to do that.

  

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o lol. duh. i didnt even see it. that commercial is absolutely ridiculous. 

i love the smoking gun, this site fucking rules:

Thats what he gets for messing with Billy Mays fame.

The last part of the article made me laugh

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.

Why must celebrities shout so much when they try to sell me things? =/

And yeah, if someone tried to bite my tongue that hard I'd smack her too.

I thought that guy was gay! Holy fuck. Talk about a hellofaway to prove otherwise!

Also, the shamwow is still great. This man has nothing to do with the German Space Scientists who developed the Shamwow

"This really upsets me. Somehting about him always yelled "AWESOME", but this is just messed up.R.I.P Sham Wow."

I don't know about you, LP, but I google 'Sham Wow Hookers' every 6 hours.

I'm buying some shamwows in support. Don't leave us Vince!

"Coltonio7 said:

"This really upsets me. Somehting about him always yelled "AWESOME", but this is just messed up.R.I.P Sham Wow."

Which brings me to this question... How the hell did you find this?"

"I feel so bad for laughing. It just seems so surreal.

Anyway, I would punch someone if they were biting my tongue. I do not think it is wrong to do that.

  

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This couldn't have ended any other way.

When I first heard about him I just laughed my ass off.  On the side note:

His hooker chick isn't too bad looking actually.

"His hooker chick isn't too bad looking actually."

She has this great, self-satisfied look. You know she's thinking "I bit the sham-wow guy's tongue. I'm gonna be more famous than Monica Lewinski!"

At least Billy Mays would snap her neck and finish the job. This guy was a rookie

"You gonna be slappin your troubles away." So true Sham Wow guy.

The Sham-Wow guy and Billy Mays are sort of annoying to me.

Have any of you guys seen The Underground Comedy Movie, the independent sketch comedy movie the ShamWow! guy made in the late nineties?  It's apparently based on a public access show Vince hosted in LA.  It's pretty god forsakenly awful, but this is kind of funny and catchy:

That hooker is quality.

"systech said:

"So he says to the prostitute, "you're gonna love my nuts.""

Thank god she bit just his tongue....and not something else O.O"

I'm sure this guy has got a lot of press than by advertising the commercials for this Sham Wow thing. The guy seems like a pretty big scum bag.

I can't believe I own 3 sets of this shit.

If a hooker bit me anywhere I didnt want I would punch her in the face.

I'm SOO glad that we didn't buy the Sham-Wows directly off him. Still, my family's money is supporting prostitution.

Who?