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#1 Posted by Matthew (1912 posts) -

I'm not talking about 'oh this animal doesn't attack humans' or anything like that.  Logic has no place in these boards.  I'm talking this cute lil beasty has a personal vendetta against you because you looked at him weirdly. 

  • Sure, you can list more than one if you want.  
  • Humans don't count in this poll.
 
Tiger for me.  Quiet as a cat, deadly as an atom bomb when you're not taking cover in a fridge.  And it's just a huge mind game, the whole stalking bit.
#2 Posted by crusader8463 (14419 posts) -

Any animal can be scary to have attacking you. Even a rabbit can do some mean damage to you if it gets the chance and wants to.

#3 Edited by thehexeditor (1404 posts) -

I would not want a mouse to be chasing me. Anything, really.
 
Who wants to trigger the dreaded 'flight-or-fight' response anyway?

#4 Posted by ptc (615 posts) -

Brown Bear.  AKA the Grizzly.
 
Saw one up close and personal in Alaska once.  Seeing a picture doesn't do them justice.  They are frightening, magnificent, large, and fast.

#5 Edited by Yummylee (21546 posts) -

An Ostrich. 
 

 HOLY FUCK
#6 Posted by natetodamax (19192 posts) -

I don't want any land animal chasing after me unless I have a gun.

#7 Posted by SumDeus (1857 posts) -

Cheetah. Not that I'm fast enough to out-run any other large cat, but worst odds are with a cheetah.

#8 Posted by eroticfishcake (7783 posts) -

Hippo. Despite their large size they can reach quite high speeds on land. They're quite vicious as well since they've been known to drag lions into rivers to drown them and stomping on crocodiles if they feel threatened. That's pretty scary. Hate to have a White Rhino chasing me too.

#9 Posted by Bennyishere (1685 posts) -
#10 Posted by SpiralStairs (1020 posts) -

Honey Badger. They are so fierce that even lions are afraid of them.
 
They're hardcore.

#11 Posted by Patman99 (1579 posts) -

Ryan Davis.

#12 Posted by animateria (3252 posts) -

So this is about naming animals that can maul you to death?
 
I wouldn't want to get attacked by a Pit Bull which realistically happens more often than not. You know, cause some jerk off always has one in his backyard, barking threateningly at passersby. Hell, some lady got her face ripped to shreds by a Pit Bull she owned!
 
Oh, and I wouldn't hike in mountains around here because all of them have Mountain Lions, which some are known to attack and actually eat humans.
 
Not to mention Bears, they are pretty vicious and some do attack campers. Never ends well.
 
Coyotes usually don't pick on animals their bigger than their own size, but they are pack animals and there's a lot of em in desert areas not far from here. They also like to howl at night, and wander near houses to eat pets that are in backyards and stuff. Technically a pack of em should be able to attack humans pretty easily.

#13 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -
@natetodamax said:
" I don't want any land animal chasing after me unless I have a gun. "
i think thats my answer.. personally im a wimp and it freaks me out if a chicken chases me  
 
 
@Bennyishere said:
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*insert picture of exploding head here*
#14 Posted by Jimbo (9804 posts) -

A big spider.

#15 Posted by raidingkvatch (1152 posts) -
@Matthew: A Street Shark
#16 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -
@crusader8463 said:

" Any animal can be scary to have attacking you. Even a rabbit can do some mean damage to you if it gets the chance and wants to. "

I have video evidence that backs this claim up:
 
 
#17 Posted by JJOR64 (18956 posts) -

#18 Posted by ajamafalous (11963 posts) -

I have a tail?

#19 Posted by AlwaysBeClothing (1462 posts) -

Cougars can strike from anywhere.
 
Even after spending 10 minutes climbing a mountain.  Despite the mountain ledge being only two feet across.  Despite the fact that the cougar didn't appear until I was on the ledge.  Despite the fact that it was a god damn story mission.
 
Cougars and Bears.  Who are stealth ninjas.


#20 Posted by MatPaget (1115 posts) -

...Charizard

#21 Posted by bombalayo (5 posts) -

A pack of ravernous fanboys.
#22 Posted by Spoonman671 (4601 posts) -

Leopard.

#23 Posted by firewrkninja (227 posts) -

Hyenas
because they would laugh at me while they eat me

#24 Posted by EvilMuffin (133 posts) -

I have a fear of sharks... so I suppose if I was in the ocean, that would be my water animal but for land... an alligator/crocodile... they're a shark with feet. :s

#25 Posted by WoodenPlatypus (1365 posts) -

Skunk.
#26 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -

 Dragons!

#27 Posted by JoeyRavn (4969 posts) -

Birdplanes. 
 
  

#28 Posted by Xeiphyer (5602 posts) -

I don't have a tail.

#29 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

A fucking bear. Fuck that.

#30 Posted by RandomHero666 (3181 posts) -

Fucking sea life... all vicious bastards

#31 Posted by RandomHero666 (3181 posts) -
@EvilMuffin said:
" I have a fear of sharks... so I suppose if I was in the ocean, that would be my water animal but for land... an alligator/crocodile... they're a shark with feet. :s "
Sharks can get you anywhere man..
#32 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6398 posts) -

Realistically, I wouldn't want a ninja cougar running after me because those things are fucking ninjas.
Unrealistically, I would freak the fuck out if there was a giant squid behind me.

#33 Posted by NinjaHunter (972 posts) -

Someone already said this but a cheetah. You aren't going to get away from a cheetah.

#34 Posted by C2C (855 posts) -

Rhino 
 
I dunno, Rhinos always creep me the fuck out.

#35 Posted by EvilMuffin (133 posts) -
@RandomHero666:  Although I know that pic is photoshopped, it still gave me the willies. *shudder*
#36 Posted by hedfone (1751 posts) -
@bombalayo said:
" A pack of ravernous fanboys. "
ba dum tssh
#37 Posted by Helimocopter (369 posts) -

Your mom

#38 Posted by Ujio (565 posts) -
@Matthew said:
" I'm not talking about 'oh this animal doesn't attack humans' or anything like that.  Logic has no place in these boards.  I'm talking this cute lil beasty has a personal vendetta against you because you looked at him weirdly. 
  • Sure, you can list more than one if you want.  
  • Humans don't count in this poll.
 
Tiger for me.  Quiet as a cat, deadly as an atom bomb when you're not taking cover in a fridge.  And it's just a huge mind game, the whole stalking bit.
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Tigers. They're fuckin' man-eaters! Them or (ninja) cougars like in RDR.
#39 Edited by ry0wn (171 posts) -

A human, even though you said they don't count. Animals don't use guns, explosives, or knives in combat, and most won't even use blunt objects as weapons.
 
I guess a horde of spiders wouldn't be too friendly, either.
 

#40 Posted by PenguinDust (12496 posts) -

The candiru fish.  It's a parasitic worm that lives in the Amazon.  It is attracted to urine and swims up the urethra of a male penis.  Inside it embed it's fin-like spikes into your urethra and grows inside you feeding off the blood of the human host.  Normally, it's only a few inches (15 cm) in length, but some species have been known to reach 16 inches (50 cm).

 It is slimy, slim and has little spikes that grow backwards and will be impossible to remove from the bladder without surgery.  SOURCE 

And, you ladies don't think it will leave you alone.  In fact, it can enter a female even easier because of the way the vagina is designed.  
 
Oh wait, this question was about land animals...um, I don't know.  A bear, maybe?
#41 Posted by Mesklinite (804 posts) -

Mountain Lion
#42 Posted by PandaGuy (47 posts) -

hahaha this topic rules. i would say a bot fly. small, but if you've seen the videos, they lay their eggs in you and the larvae grow up in your skin. soooooooooooooo gross

#43 Edited by Halberdierv2 (1869 posts) -
@SpiralStairs said:

" Honey Badger. They are so fierce that even lions are afraid of them.  They're hardcore. "

agreed. also Japanese Akikta Dogs aren't too nice either. got mauled by one once, and my dad saved my life, but it cost him the normal use of one of his fingers.
#44 Posted by FiestaUnicorn (1577 posts) -

A chimpanzee.  Because it will laugh at your jokes than rip off your face.
#45 Posted by habster3 (3595 posts) -

@Matthew:
I would NOT want the Metal Monster on my tail:

 

YEAH...



 

#46 Posted by Bucketdeth (8007 posts) -

Bear, unknown to most they are fast as fuck and will rip you a new one.

#47 Posted by Dantekiller (206 posts) -
#48 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -

I have prepared in advance for a thread like this. I made a list. Check it. 
 

Animals That Would Scare The Shit Out Of Me If They Were Angry

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---Bottom of the list: MORE scary
 
Special Thanks to Metal Gear Sunny for insisting I create a list. I then went on to create this incredibly classy list.   :P

Also... bananas. That is all.

1. SimAnt: The Electronic Ant Colony

Apparently there isn't an ant page but yeah, ants. Imagine a thousand of those crawling everywhere inside your clothes and into your ears, biting you all the while. Angry ants = scary shit.

2. Hippopotamus

Hippos are responsible for more deaths each year than any other mammal in Africa. They can also run nearly 20 mph... holy shit.

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Apparently a picture of an X is a horse? Anyways, horses are scary as hell. They get those back legs kickin and you never know what's gonna go down after that.

4. Giraffe

Giraffes have long ass legs, you know how fast they would catch you?! I don't either but I don't plan on finding out. Oh and giraffes are bomb.

5. Elephants

Older male elephants go through what's called "musth", which basically means they are especially sexually active. Raped by an elephant? No thanks.

#49 Posted by MetalGearGeorge (218 posts) -

I wouldn't want to be chased by a wolverine. After all it gave its name to this guy

#50 Posted by Sparklykiss (1955 posts) -
@AlwaysBeClothing said:
" Cougars can strike from anywhere.
 
Even after spending 10 minutes climbing a mountain.  Despite the mountain ledge being only two feet across.  Despite the fact that the cougar didn't appear until I was on the ledge.  Despite the fact that it was a god damn story mission.
 
Cougars and Bears.  Who are stealth ninjas.


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