I'm not talking about 'oh this animal doesn't attack humans' or anything like that. Logic has no place in these boards. I'm talking this cute lil beasty has a personal vendetta against you because you looked at him weirdly.
Sure, you can list more than one if you want.
Humans don't count in this poll.
Tiger for me. Quiet as a cat, deadly as an atom bomb when you're not taking cover in a fridge. And it's just a huge mind game, the whole stalking bit.
Hippo. Despite their large size they can reach quite high speeds on land. They're quite vicious as well since they've been known to drag lions into rivers to drown them and stomping on crocodiles if they feel threatened. That's pretty scary. Hate to have a White Rhino chasing me too.
So this is about naming animals that can maul you to death?
I wouldn't want to get attacked by a Pit Bull which realistically happens more often than not. You know, cause some jerk off always has one in his backyard, barking threateningly at passersby. Hell, some lady got her face ripped to shreds by a Pit Bull she owned!
Oh, and I wouldn't hike in mountains around here because all of them have Mountain Lions, which some are known to attack and actually eat humans.
Not to mention Bears, they are pretty vicious and some do attack campers. Never ends well.
Coyotes usually don't pick on animals their bigger than their own size, but they are pack animals and there's a lot of em in desert areas not far from here. They also like to howl at night, and wander near houses to eat pets that are in backyards and stuff. Technically a pack of em should be able to attack humans pretty easily.
Even after spending 10 minutes climbing a mountain. Despite the mountain ledge being only two feet across. Despite the fact that the cougar didn't appear until I was on the ledge. Despite the fact that it was a god damn story mission.
I have a fear of sharks... so I suppose if I was in the ocean, that would be my water animal but for land... an alligator/crocodile... they're a shark with feet. :s
" I have a fear of sharks... so I suppose if I was in the ocean, that would be my water animal but for land... an alligator/crocodile... they're a shark with feet. :s "
Realistically, I wouldn't want a ninja cougar running after me because those things are fucking ninjas. Unrealistically, I would freak the fuck out if there was a giant squid behind me.
" I'm not talking about 'oh this animal doesn't attack humans' or anything like that. Logic has no place in these boards. I'm talking this cute lil beasty has a personal vendetta against you because you looked at him weirdly.
Sure, you can list more than one if you want.
Humans don't count in this poll.
Tiger for me. Quiet as a cat, deadly as an atom bomb when you're not taking cover in a fridge. And it's just a huge mind game, the whole stalking bit.
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Tigers. They're fuckin' man-eaters! Them or (ninja) cougars like in RDR.
A human, even though you said they don't count. Animals don't use guns, explosives, or knives in combat, and most won't even use blunt objects as weapons.
I guess a horde of spiders wouldn't be too friendly, either.
The candiru fish. It's a parasitic worm that lives in the Amazon. It is attracted to urine and swims up the urethra of a male penis. Inside it embed it's fin-like spikes into your urethra and grows inside you feeding off the blood of the human host. Normally, it's only a few inches (15 cm) in length, but some species have been known to reach 16 inches (50 cm).
It is slimy, slim and has little spikes that grow backwards and will be impossible to remove from the bladder without surgery. SOURCE
And, you ladies don't think it will leave you alone. In fact, it can enter a female even easier because of the way the vagina is designed.
Oh wait, this question was about land animals...um, I don't know. A bear, maybe?
hahaha this topic rules. i would say a bot fly. small, but if you've seen the videos, they lay their eggs in you and the larvae grow up in your skin. soooooooooooooo gross
" Honey Badger. They are so fierce that even lions are afraid of them. They're hardcore. "
agreed. also Japanese Akikta Dogs aren't too nice either. got mauled by one once, and my dad saved my life, but it cost him the normal use of one of his fingers.
Apparently there isn't an ant page but yeah, ants. Imagine a thousand of those crawling everywhere inside your clothes and into your ears, biting you all the while. Angry ants = scary shit.
Apparently a picture of an X is a horse? Anyways, horses are scary as hell. They get those back legs kickin and you never know what's gonna go down after that.
Even after spending 10 minutes climbing a mountain. Despite the mountain ledge being only two feet across. Despite the fact that the cougar didn't appear until I was on the ledge. Despite the fact that it was a god damn story mission.
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