Need legitimate advice PLS

 I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don’t know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

"  I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me."

Hahahaha depends on your warrenty I guess.
 
@MysteriousBob said:

" @AlternativeChaos said:

"  I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me."

I stopped reading there.  This is a video game forum, you're really better somewhere else with this issue. I don't think there's a cheat code for this. "

" @AlternativeChaos said:

"  I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me."

I stopped reading there.  This is a video game forum, you're really better somewhere else with this issue. I don't think there's a cheat code for this. "

Wait, wha? The first 90% of the post is about how you suspect your wife might be cheating on you, but then you end with how you can fix the valve covers on your engine?

Hahahahahaha, you're wife is che.. 
Oh.. wait.. motorcycle? .. Sorry to hear that

" Wait, wha? The first 90% of the post is about how you suspect your wife might be cheating on you, but then you end with how you can fix the valve covers on your engine? "

I love this post

Good job, sir! Also, what exactly should I be sorry about?

It's normal for a Harley :B

That was funny. =D

This man has his priorities straight - find a way to fix that bike!

Do you REALLY want to ask advice on your marriage from a bunch of manchildren?
 
Not a good idea, man.
 
Edit: 
 
hahaha, well played OP. You got me there.I've just seen one person too many post a relationship advice thread here, it was a reflex !

I don't know, i'm not really into motorbikes.

Quality post.

Read this copy pasta before. 

" Read this copy pasta before.  "

I fucking love this thread already.

This is an old joke, and it works best if you post it on a forum dedicated to the subject in the punch line, so this post would have been a lot funnier if you made an effort and changed it to be video game related. Or, you know, you could have posted it on another motorcycle forum than the one you found it on.
 
It's still kinda funny though, I'll give you that

Awesome thread.

i would say take a look at the motorcycle and have the wife make you a sandwich while your taking a  looking. i think it should help a lot.

2nd post you have ever made.  Well done, you are the bullshit reason this forum is getting worse by the day.

" This is an old joke, and it works best if you post it on a forum dedicated to the subject in the punch line, so this post would have been a lot funnier if you made an effort and changed it to be video game related. Or, you know, you could have posted it on another motorcycle forum than the one you found it on.  It's still kinda funny though, I'll give you that "

Oh god... I was reading this while in class and suddenly i started giggling like crazy haha its great :D

This is obviously copy-pasted and I've heard something very similar before...but I still laughed.
 
But yeah, it would have been 10x better if you made it videogame related

Just tighten the cap. 

Damn, you got me. Good one.

I can't stop laughing, duder. Good job :P

Oh, I just got trolled hard. Well done!

" @Prolix said:

" Read this copy pasta before.  "

This. "

What a twist!

Well played, sir. Well played.

I want some chocolate cake .  

lol

I normally don't approve of trolls, but this gave me a laugh.

Haha that was pretty funny, I dont know what to say about your bike though

Ask the wife if the guy she is fucking around with is a mechanic, and see if he will fix it for you. He might even give you a good deal if the wife is good with the sex.