Official Would You Rather... Thread

A) Big Tits

Q)Would you rather go in jail for 6 months or go in a sewer for a day?

A) Sewer for a day.  It could be fun... like an adventure!

Q) Would you rather eat a burger with spit on it, or a chicken sandwich with spit on it?

A) Burger with spit on it


Q) Would you rather walk around in public naked for a day or go to jail for a week.

A) Jail for a week

Q)Watch Hannah Montana concert in 3D or the Jonas Brother concert in 3d

A) Jonas Brothers... they both suck, but they just suck less...

Q) Would you rather eat a girl out who had a yeast infection, or get a BJ from a guy?

Walk around public naked for a day

North Korea


Would you rather live in Darfar or Iraq?

North Korea 'coz nobody knows what it's really like.

Would you rather go through a zombie apocalypse or a robot apocalypse?

Robot Apocalypse because it would be cleaner.



Would you rather be rich but sick or poor and healthy?

Rich but sick. Being poor is a disease in itself.

Gay with the hottest person of your gender or straight and with a horrifically ugly person of the opposite gender?

Well I guess gay with the hottest person of my gender because if I was gay I would like my own gender.


Would you rather have a dog or a cat?

Dog. Cats are sneaky and look down on you.

Would you rather be super-strong or have telekinesis?

I would rather have telekinesis.

Would you rather watch Heroes or Lost?

Heroes

Would you rather loose your sense of sight or your hearing?

Hearing


Would you rather play a video game based on a movie or watch a movie based on a video game?

Movie based on a game

Would you rather loose your arms or legs?

Play a video game.


Would you rather have a twitter account or a facebook account?

I would rather have a twitter account. But really I don't care for either.

Would you rather invent a new music genre or a new video game genre?

Edit: Close posting times. There goes my question.

Twitter. But you hurt me with that one.

Pancakes and Pizza

Would you rather eat Pie or Cake?

i hate both but rather cake

Be in the fight.


Would you rather have and iPod or a Zune?

Ipod.

Would you rather be the deciding factor in a battle that saves Earth but you would die afterwards or a random pawn that makes no impact, destroying Earth but surviving?

I would die to save the earth.

My bad, would you rather watch Conan O'Brian or Jimmy Fallen?

I only know Conan O'Brian so I'd stick with that.

Would you rather watch all Highscool Musical movies in succession or have your tonails pulled out?

Please pull my toenails out.
Would you rather date a Hot girl or a Smart girl? ---And if you are a girl would you date a Hot guy or a Smart guy?

"Please pull my toenails out.Would you rather date a Hot girl or a Smart girl? ---And if you are a girl would you date a Hot guy or a Smart guy?"

Three eyes

Would you rather be rich beyond your dreams but sick very sick for your entire life however long it may be OR be 100 percent healthy in everyway imaginable but barely get by?

100% healthy so I could enjoy life.



Would you rather have an iPod or a Zine.

Although I own a Zune, I will still answer Zune.

Would you rather eat Chinese Food, or fast-food?

Chinese Food


Would you rather date a girl with brown or blond hair?

Chinese Food. Actual Chinese food is one the nicest type of cuisines I've ever had the pleasure of eating. During my trip to China, all I did was look forward to my next meal.

Would you rather an unlimited credit account with Itunes or an unlimited credit account with Steam?

Itunes drm sucks. Steam drm is not so bad, so Steam

Would you rather live forever or die when old?

Die when old

If I could pick where I would be shot, then I would prefer to be shot in contrast to being stabbed.

Would you rather be wealthy and unhappy, or on the somewhat weak side of income and happy?

Rich and Happy! I can buy my sorrows away.

Sexy Gay Man or Ugly Straight Man?

I don't find myself particularly attractive, so sure, why not being ugly and straight.

Alot of casual friends, or few great friends?

Tackled by a rugby player, since I'm actually used to that.

Checked by hockey player, definetly. Mainly because I would much rather play hockey than rugby and I bet it hurts less.

Would you rather have sex with Rossie O'Donnel with a yeast infection or give an 80 year old gay guy a BJ?
I am a very twisted person :)

Sex with Rosie

I've done both.

Make Out with Jayge or Gabe Newell?

Make out with myself.

I've done both while making out with my grandma and eating her old pickle.

All of the above + a knife?

...I don't think I have any old teachers, I will go with that option.

Have sex with Mrs. Clinton or Mrs. Lewinsky?