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#51  Edited By Wolverine

cat


Listen to the Backstreet Boys or NSync?

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#52  Edited By papercut

celibate and rich, fucking would get old fast

would you rather have a thin glass rod inserted into your penis (vagina for the ladies ;D) and smashed with a hammer or a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire shoved up your ass?

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#53  Edited By BoG

!?!?!?!? I'll take the glass rod.


Would you rather spend one year with Mike Tyson's voice, or 30 minutes in the ring with him?
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#54  Edited By Wolverine

30 minutes in the ring with him.


Would you rather piss your pants in front of a class of 100 people or at thanksgiving dinner with your significant other's family?

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#55  Edited By natetodamax

Class

Would you rather have your toenails and fingernails ripped off with pliers, or have your dick chopped off

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#56  Edited By Wolverine

toenails and fingernails ripped off with pliers

Would you rather sit or stand?

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#57  Edited By Karmum

Depends on what I'm doing for each, I'll go with stand.

Down a can of Coke, or a can of Red Bull?

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#58  Edited By BoG

Coke, I don't do energy drinks.


Would you rather be married forever to Arnold Schwarzeneggar or the ugliest woman you've ever seen in your life?
OR, if you're into guys
Would you rather be married forever to Heidi Klum or Rick Astley who can never stop singing "Never Gonna Give you Up" due to a car accident that left him mentally and physically deformed?

You have to be honest on which question applies to you.
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#59  Edited By natetodamax

Coke.

Would you rather be Jeff's brother or Brad's brother?

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#60  Edited By BoG

You answered the wrong question.

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#61  Edited By Wolverine

To BoG's post

I would rather marry the ugly girl because she is a girl.

To natetodamax's post

Jeff's brother because Jeff's family owns a awesome tire business!

Would you rather be Vinny's brother or Ryan's brother?


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#62  Edited By singular

A tire business? How did you find that one out? I would say I would rather be Ryans brother because I'd rather have a whining brother than one that is bullying me ;)

Would you rather be impotent (frigid for the ladys) or have the Gerstmann's Syndrome?

http://www.mamashealth.com/syndrome/gerst.asp

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#63  Edited By Wolverine

I would rather be impotent.


Would you rather have a beautiful friendly wife but have to stop playing video games or never marry?

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#64  Edited By singular

I would never marry someone who has a problem with something as trivial as playing video games.

Would you rather have a beautiful friendly wife but have to stop watching tv or never marry?

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#65  Edited By Wolverine

Have a beautiful friendly wife.


Would you rather give up film or video games?

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#66  Edited By papercut

film! what are you crazy!

would you give up you pinkies for the ability to fly?

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#67  Edited By singular

Absolutely

Would you rather be hairless and rich or a ladykiller without money?

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#68  Edited By Wolverine

Hairless and Rich, What is so good about hair anyway?


Would you give up your legs for the ability to fly?

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#69  Edited By auspiciousqueue
Babies are too adorable, so I would have to say 100 miles away, even if more babies are involved

Would you rather whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks/dudes for 10 bucks a piece or whore yourself out to a hundred really fat chicks/dudes for 100 bucks a piece?
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#70  Edited By Commando

a hundred really fat chicks. But either way I would have to wear a blindfold.


Assuming hell exists, would you rather burn in hell for eternity, or live in antarctica naked for eternity?
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#71  Edited By papercut

Hell, I'd be running that place in a week,

Would you rather choke a kitten to death or burn a puppy alive?

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#72  Edited By Gunner

choke the cat... i fucking hate cats.

would you rather star in a gay porno, or have sex with an armless hooker with every STD known to man?


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#73  Edited By Optiow

Jesus! what to pick...I would go with the gay porno, atleast I would be healthy and STD free by the end of it...I think.
Would you rather pee on your parents or take a dump in the street?

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#74  Edited By Seedofpower

Take a dump in the street....( does not mean anyone is watching =)

Would you rather try to conquer the world or own the moon?

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#75  Edited By Cwaff

Conquer the world.

Eat your best friend or eat your parents?

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#76  Edited By Wolverine

Eat my best friend.


Would you rather go to school or go to work?

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#77  Edited By Aurelito

Eventually, I have to work after choosing either of them.

Would you rather to sleep with hookers every night or join the Japanese revolt over being a cowardice country?

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#78  Edited By singular

I would sleep with hookers every night during my time in the Japanese revolt.

Would you rather be king in some poor Senegalese village or live the life you live right now?

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#79  Edited By Hector

Live the Life I'm living right now.

Would you rather have a snake bite your eye out or a dog to chew on your arm?

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#80  Edited By ShadowKiller

I'd rather have a dog chew on my arm

Would you rather give up your whole game collection forever or play virtual boy for the next 6 months straight?

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#81  Edited By singular

I would play Virtual Boy for 6 months so I can appreciate even the worst game in my collection afterwards.

Would you rather play with a N-Gage or a Gizmondo?

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#82  Edited By Shazam

Play virtual boy for 6 months straight.

Would you rather have a hapless but loyal side-kick or an uber-intelligent but extremely annoying side-kick?

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#83  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

The hapless loyal one would be just as annoying as the intelligent one, so I'll go for the intelligent one.

Would you rather drink beer or wine?

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#84  Edited By ishotmrburns

Beer.

Would you rather listen to nothing but Nickelback for the rest of your life or wake up every day by a kick to the nuts?

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#85  Edited By Hector

Listen to Nickelback for the rest of my life.

Would you rather eat shit or drink piss?

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#86  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

Piss

Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

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#87  Edited By BoG

I'd rather be too hot. The boys are happier that way.


Would you rather lose your head via guillotine or chopped off by a sword?
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#88  Edited By Shazam

Sword. When royalty and other nobility were to be executed by .. removal of the head, they were always given the sword. Quick and painless. Guillotines didn't always do the job properly, if you know what I mean.

Would you rather have no phone or no mp3 player?

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#89  Edited By ishotmrburns

Living heads


From its first use, there has been debate as to whether the guillotine always provided as swift a death as Guillotin hoped. With previous methods of execution, there was little concern about the suffering inflicted. As the guillotine was invented specifically to be "humane", however, the issue was seriously considered. Furthermore, there is the possibility that the very swiftness of the guillotine only prolonged the victim's suffering. The blade cuts quickly enough so that there is relatively little impact on the brain case, and perhaps less likelihood of immediate unconsciousness than with a more violent decapitation, or long-drop hanging.

Audiences to guillotinings told numerous stories of blinking eyelids, speaking, moving eyes, movement of the mouth, even an expression of "unequivocal indignation" on the face of the decapitated Charlotte Corday when her cheek was slapped. Anatomists and other scientists in several countries have tried to perform more definitive experiments on severed human heads as recently as 1956. Inevitably, the evidence is only anecdotal. What appears to be a head responding to the sound of its name, or to the pain of a pinprick, may be only random muscle twitching or automatic reflex action, with no awareness involved. At worst, it seems that the massive drop in cerebral blood pressure would cause a victim to lose consciousness in several seconds.

The following report was written by a Dr. Beaurieux, who experimented with the head of a condemned prisoner by the name of Henri Languille, on June 28, 1905:

Here, then, is what I was able to note immediately after the decapitation: the eyelids and lips of the guillotined man worked in irregularly rhythmic contractions for about five or six seconds. This phenomenon has been remarked by all those finding themselves in the same conditions as myself for observing what happens after the severing of the neck...

I waited for several seconds. The spasmodic movements ceased. [...] It was then that I called in a strong, sharp voice: 'Languille!' I saw the eyelids slowly lift up, without any spasmodic contractions – I insist advisedly on this peculiarity – but with an even movement, quite distinct and normal, such as happens in everyday life, with people awakened or torn from their thoughts.

Next Languille's eyes very definitely fixed themselves on mine and the pupils focused themselves. I was not, then, dealing with the sort of vague dull look without any expression, that can be observed any day in dying people to whom one speaks: I was dealing with undeniably living eyes which were looking at me. After several seconds, the eyelids closed again[...].

It was at that point that I called out again and, once more, without any spasm, slowly, the eyelids lifted and undeniably living eyes fixed themselves on mine with perhaps even more penetration than the first time. Then there was a further closing of the eyelids, but now less complete. I attempted the effect of a third call; there was no further movement – and the eyes took on the glazed look which they have in the dead.


I'd rather the sword.

Would you rather make out with your mum or punch her in the face?

Edit: Shazam beat me to it.

No mp3 player. I can live with Discman.

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#90  Edited By papercut

punch in the face, she can take it

Would you rather eat a liver tarantula or jump in a bathtub full of rats

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#91  Edited By ishotmrburns

Rats. I hate spiders.

Would you rather marry the girl you've always had a crush on or the hottest celebrity you can think of?

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#92  Edited By Death_Unicorn

The girl I've had a crush on.

Would you rather die and save humanity, or not die but the human race goes extinct.

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#93  Edited By ValkyrieGoddess

I would rather let the species die.

Would you rather move to another country or stand and fight the Government for your rights?

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#94  Edited By Shazam

Depends on the situation. If it is comparatively non-important issues like education, I'd stand and fight. If it was Nazi Germany, I'd be running.

Would you rather be hideously ugly but with superhuman intelligence (ability to cure diseases etc) or the most beautiful person on earth?

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#95  Edited By Quadrifoglio
Gunner said:
"Well the first story is only a few feet from the ground, ,and i have a hard head so i guess first story. Would you rather eat a burger that has flies in it or drink soda that has piss in it. [+1] if you get the refrence. "

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.... awesome movie.
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#96  Edited By Wolverine
Shazam said:
"Depends on the situation. If it is comparatively non-important issues like education, I'd stand and fight. If it was Nazi Germany, I'd be running.Would you rather be hideously ugly but with superhuman intelligence (ability to cure diseases etc) or the most beautiful person on earth?"
I would rather be the most beautiful person on earth.
Would you rather be 4 foot but really good looking or 6 foot and really ugly?
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#97  Edited By RHCPfan24

A) The former. Why waste all that length? (uh-oh, that can be taken a different way, lol)


Q) Would you rather be deaf or blind?

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#98  Edited By Wolverine

A) Deaf


Q) Would you rather be deaf or mute?

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#99  Edited By auspiciousqueue
Mute

Would you rather be forced to go to a Toby Keith concert or a Jonas Brothers concert?
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#100  Edited By vigorousjammer

A) Toby Keith... I can't stand the Jonas Brothers, and even though I don't like country music, it wouldn't be so bad.

Q) Would you rather fuck a girl with big tits or a girl with a big ass?