" girls with brains??? PFFFFF get the fuck outta here! but seriously, are people this awkward that they have to analyse how a woman works? go out and talk to them! that's the way you'll find out... "
The correct answer is to lie and say "Women are smart and just as intelligent as men" even if you don't believe this to be true. This is the intelligent thing to do.
" They don't. Men 1 - 0 Women Women I've slept with tally: The correct answer is to lie and say "Women are smart and just as intelligent as men" even if you don't believe this to be true. This is the intelligent thing to do. "
I'm pretty sure they think about lots of things, in many different ways. Which should come first: lettuce, tomato, or mayo? Square bread, or triangles? How many crumbs will be left over after the man eats it, and what cleaning utensil would be neccessary for cleaning the area?
I hate the whole 'mystery' thing, some guys may dig the 'game' but I don't think many do. I want a casual girl who doesn't put up the bullshit shield of either being fit and mysterious or self depravating.
There's a movie called the Tao of Steve. It's a sort of "eh" movie, but it has the most amazing advice for dating women I've ever heard. I have tried this, and it works (and no, it's not that pick-up artist horse shit). 1.) Do NOT have an agenda. Women can smell an agenda from miles away. You just need to spend time with her because you want to spend time with her. 2.) Demonstrate excellence in her presence. This doesn't mean you do a flip or something, but all you need to do is show her that you're good at something. Really anything will do. Talk about the book that you're writing, talk about how you just broke your own record for distance run, talk about anything that shows that you're awesome. 3.) When she advances, retreat. Women love a chase, and so do men. There's another way to put this saying: men can't go ten minutes without thing about sex. Women can't go 15 minutes. Go 20 minutes, and she won't be able to stop thinking about you. A lot of the people on here sound...frustrated, to put it diplomatically, so here's a protip: you wind up in the "friend zone" so quickly because you're coming at women from the perspective of pop culture/stand-up comedy being correct. Women don't want to be worshiped (at least not any woman worth a damn), they want to be treated as an equal. Show her that you're interested early on, don't just submit to her beck and call, expecting her to somehow fall madly in love with the way you carry her bags and open doors for her, and it'll go a LONG way into keeping you out of the dreaded "friend zone." Edit: Here's another protip: Looks don't matter as much as you think. I used to work in a comic book store and I would see fugly guys come in with beautiful women a LOT. Confidence goes a LONG way.
" There's a movie called the Tao of Steve. It's a sort of "eh" movie, but it has the most amazing advice for dating women I've ever heard. I have tried this, and it works (and no, it's not that pick-up artist horse shit). 1.) Do NOT have an agenda. Women can smell an agenda from miles away. You just need to spend time with her because you want to spend time with her. 2.) Demonstrate excellence in her presence. This doesn't mean you do a flip or something, but all you need to do is show her that you're good at something. Really anything will do. Talk about the book that you're writing, talk about how you just broke your own record for distance run, talk about anything that shows that you're awesome. 3.) When she advances, retreat. Women love a chase, and so do men. There's another way to put this saying: men can't go ten minutes without thing about sex. Women can't go 15 minutes. Go 20 minutes, and she won't be able to stop thinking about you. A lot of the people on here sound...frustrated, to put it diplomatically, so here's a protip: you wind up in the "friend zone" so quickly because you're coming at women from the perspective of pop culture/stand-up comedy being correct. Women don't want to be worshiped (at least not any woman worth a damn), they want to be treated as an equal. Show her that you're interested early on, don't just submit to her beck and call, expecting her to somehow fall madly in love with the way you carry her bags and open doors for her, and it'll go a LONG way into keeping you out of the dreaded "friend zone." Edit: Here's another protip: Looks don't matter as much as you think. I used to work in a comic book store and I would see fugly guys come in with beautiful women a LOT. Confidence goes a LONG way. "
" I'm pretty sure they think about lots of things, in many different ways. Which should come first: lettuce, tomato, or mayo? Square bread, or triangles? How many crumbs will be left over after the man eats it, and what cleaning utensil would be neccessary for cleaning the area?
there humans just as males are they may have did different problems in there life and different priorities, some we may find way out there but there sill humans. and i some times i just don't fucking understand them hostilely and if i try it make thanks worse or better. there all different some seem more alike then others but some times they are just like WTF in a bad way i.
With emotions, if ppl here doesn't know (as expected) They don't think logically, that's why they jump from topics to topics in a conversation, they are emotional creatures.
If hilary clinton was president, she would nuke a country if she had pms.
With emotions, if ppl here doesn't know (as expected) They don't think logically, that's why they jump from topics to topics in a conversation, they are emotional creatures.
If hilary clinton was president, she would nuke a country if she had pms.
With emotions, if ppl here doesn't know (as expected) They don't think logically, that's why they jump from topics to topics in a conversation, they are emotional creatures.
If hilary clinton was president, she would nuke a country if she had pms.
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I feel bad for your future wife. "
Lol he does have a point though. "
I will admit that women can be emotionally motivated at times, but for him to suggest that a women couldn't be president because she would make poor decisions while she was PMSing is condescending and misogynistic.
With emotions, if ppl here doesn't know (as expected) They don't think logically, that's why they jump from topics to topics in a conversation, they are emotional creatures.
If hilary clinton was president, she would nuke a country if she had pms.
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I feel bad for your future wife. "
Lol he does have a point though. "
I will admit that women can be emotionally motivated at times, but for him to suggest that a women couldn't be president because she would make poor decisions while she was PMSing is condescending and misogynistic. "
That's true and maybe a bit sexist, it's the internet so you can't really expect much.
With emotions, if ppl here doesn't know (as expected) They don't think logically, that's why they jump from topics to topics in a conversation, they are emotional creatures.
If hilary clinton was president, she would nuke a country if she had pms.
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I feel bad for your future wife. "
Lol he does have a point though. "
I will admit that women can be emotionally motivated at times, but for him to suggest that a women couldn't be president because she would make poor decisions while she was PMSing is condescending and misogynistic. "
That's true and maybe a bit sexist, it's the internet so you can't really expect much. "
"the internet" is no reason to have low expectations of people.
Also, I sense no intelligent conversation in this thread.
With emotions, if ppl here doesn't know (as expected) They don't think logically, that's why they jump from topics to topics in a conversation, they are emotional creatures.
If hilary clinton was president, she would nuke a country if she had pms.
"
I feel bad for your future wife. "
Lol he does have a point though. "
I will admit that women can be emotionally motivated at times, but for him to suggest that a women couldn't be president because she would make poor decisions while she was PMSing is condescending and misogynistic. "
That's true and maybe a bit sexist, it's the internet so you can't really expect much. "
The internet has certainly lowered my expectations. I actually wasn't really that offended by Hilary Clinton comment because it was sexist. I was offended because there are so many other much better sexist jokes out there, for that one to be brought up was nothing short of appalling. Haha.
" "I don't understand how they can go from liking someone one day and then ignoring them the next day. Have you guys been in a similar situation? How did you handle the situation and do you still bother going after them? "
wow, it's like this topic was made for me. this girl I worked with acted EXACTLY like that. she had a boyfriend but always acted flirty and touchy-feely towards me. as an example, I commented on her curling her hair once, the response I got was :"I LOVE that you notice things like that about me", as opposed to a more casual "gee, thanks".....other days she'd ignore me and not even say hi when she came into work. I felt like I never knew which version of her I was going to see when I came into work.
I got so bothered and confused by it that I ended up drinking at work and got fired.
When I went to pick up my last cheque she happened to be there, I walked right by her, didn't even acknowledge her. Hope she liked being treated like that as much as I did.
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dude. it's their secret weapon! don't fall into their trap!
" @Gunner: So the real question would be: How do I meet that 4.9%? "
Every frat party has at least one.
The best thing to do is to beat all the frat guys at some sort of competition like beer pong or a similar drinking game. Its easy to do because most frat guys cant hold their alcohol worth shit, they have a tendency to chug on an empty stomach. Also, avoid rubbing their faces in it when you win said competition. Frat guys like to fight and slutty chicks get scared off when fights start.
man i know way too much about this stuff.
I should also warn you that at the time of writing this, I've had about 6 pints or so.
" Ive eprsonally never had a girlfriend, but from what I can gather is that women are a complex hurricane of different moods and emotions. Also, its kinda stepping onto a landmine field, each step could be you last. "
Nah, they like to pull that shit but if they be spinnin you that particular line of femanist propaganda then just give them a quick dig in the guts with the handle of your shovel, pull down your pants and tell them that dinners getting cold. If they pull any kind of fancy assed faces then turn the shovel round the other way - she'll soon be makin gravy.
Thats an impossible question to answer. Impossible. Cause girls as a gender are crazy pants. An i don't mean that in a disrespectful or sexist way. I love girls. It's just something i've come to realize in my time here on earth. Every one of em. There's just different levels of crazy. The trick is finding the ones who are fun crazy, or the crazy you can deal with. And avoiding the ones who are totally batshit pants on head loco.
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