What can you do that makes you feel awesome?

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#1  Edited By AgentJ

Everyone has that one thing they can do that makes them feel special, or like a total badass. My thing requires a little explanation. 

You know when your microwave is counting down as it cooks your food? Just as time runs out, my microwave flashes 0 for a split second before it beeps letting you know your food is done. My awesome moment is when i can open the door just as the zero flashes to freeze it on the screen, but i feel even more badass when i can hit it between the zero and "end", at which point it shows the time and the words "time cook". Takes serious skill.
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#2  Edited By Coltonio7

In Megaman at the end of the level when I JUMP then explode.

So awesooooome.

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#3  Edited By Vinchenzo

I wiggle my ears. /thread

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#4  Edited By JJOR64

I have 6 double jointed fingers.  It makes me fell special when I show them off, fell like Wolverine or Freddy Kruger when I do it.

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#5  Edited By Superchris129

ejaculate.

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#6  Edited By kmdrkul

I put on one of my lucha libre masks and do fake promos in the bathroom in front of the mirror.

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#7  Edited By tekmojo
Superchris129 said:
"ejaculate."

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#8  Edited By grilledcheez

That reminds me...I got the last kill in Gears 2 today when the time was at 0:00 in sudden death...AWESOME. 

On Topic: I can wear any kind of clothes and people approve (people say only I could pull it off).  I can also beat box and tap my fingers better than anybody I know. :)

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#9  Edited By Video_Game_King

Hmmm...that's a hard one. I'll say, "have sex while saving a world." Happens more often than you think.

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#10  Edited By bwooduhs

I have really good hand eye co-ordination.

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#11  Edited By eclipsesis

I am very very very good at throwing snowballs. i mean i hit this little kid once in the chest and he fell to the floor clutching his heart crying. I also hit a guy with a twix (a chocolate bar) once in the head and it bust his head open.

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#12  Edited By Coltonio7
eclipsesis said:
"I am very very very good at throwing snowballs. i mean i hit this little kid once in the chest and he fell to the floor clutching his heart crying. I also hit a guy with a twix (a chocolate bar) once in the head and it bust his head open. "
You hit kids with snowballs!? D=
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#13  Edited By Karmum

Kick my head, that is about it.

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#14  Edited By eclipsesis
Coltonio7 said:
"eclipsesis said:
"I am very very very good at throwing snowballs. i mean i hit this little kid once in the chest and he fell to the floor clutching his heart crying. I also hit a guy with a twix (a chocolate bar) once in the head and it bust his head open. "
You hit kids with snowballs!? D="
i have anger issues lol
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#15  Edited By auspiciousqueue

I have remarkable balance. I feel totally comfortable on a balance beam and wearing stilettos.

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#16  Edited By Arkthemaniac

I can play bass well.

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#17  Edited By eclipsesis
auspiciousqueue said:
"I have remarkable balance. I feel totally comfortable on a balance beam and wearing stilettos."

eh, why would you be on a balance beam wearing high heels, i guess it would be interesting to see
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#18  Edited By AgentJ
bwooduhs said:
"I have really good hand eye co-ordination."
Yeah, hand-eye coordination is good stuff. Got mine from 12 years of baseball.
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#19  Edited By Tireyo

Virtually kill something. lol.

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#20  Edited By Jesus

Seduce any women i lay my eyes on

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#21  Edited By BiggerBomb
Jesus said:
"Seduce any women i lay my eyes on"

?

Of all things. You can turn water into wine for Christ sak-oh, shit! I mean, er...whatever. I don't believe in you anyway. I'M A JEW!
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#22  Edited By ishotmrburns

I could out burp Snotty:

  

Well, maybe not Snotty.

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#23  Edited By Kou_Leifoh
BiggerBomb said:
"Jesus said:
"Seduce any women i lay my eyes on"
?Of all things. You can turn water into wine for Christ sak-oh, shit! I mean, er...whatever. I don't believe in you anyway. I'M A JEW!"
You must be a loser then because Jesus is awesome.
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#24  Edited By BiggerBomb
Kou_Leifoh said:
"BiggerBomb said:
"Jesus said:
"Seduce any women i lay my eyes on"
?Of all things. You can turn water into wine for Christ sak-oh, shit! I mean, er...whatever. I don't believe in you anyway. I'M A JEW!"
You must be a loser then because Jesus is awesome."

So you think Jews are losers?
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#25  Edited By dr_nefarious

My impersonations of Marlon Brando. Favorite actor of all time.

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#26  Edited By LiquidPrince
AgentJ said:
"Everyone has that one thing they can do that makes them feel special, or like a total badass. My thing requires a little explanation. 
You know when your microwave is counting down as it cooks your food? Just as time runs out, my microwave flashes 0 for a split second before it beeps letting you know your food is done. My awesome moment is when i can open the door just as the zero flashes to freeze it on the screen, but i feel even more badass when i can hit it between the zero and "end", at which point it shows the time and the words "time cook". Takes serious skill.
"
That's pretty awesome there agent...
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#27  Edited By AgentJ
LiquidPrince said:
"AgentJ said:
"Everyone has that one thing they can do that makes them feel special, or like a total badass. My thing requires a little explanation. 
You know when your microwave is counting down as it cooks your food? Just as time runs out, my microwave flashes 0 for a split second before it beeps letting you know your food is done. My awesome moment is when i can open the door just as the zero flashes to freeze it on the screen, but i feel even more badass when i can hit it between the zero and "end", at which point it shows the time and the words "time cook". Takes serious skill.
"
That's pretty awesome there agent..."
I know right? Oh wait, sarcasm...
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#28  Edited By Claude

I'm one hell of a community actor. Nothing beats a standing ovation.

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#29  Edited By LiquidPrince
AgentJ said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"AgentJ said:
"Everyone has that one thing they can do that makes them feel special, or like a total badass. My thing requires a little explanation. 
You know when your microwave is counting down as it cooks your food? Just as time runs out, my microwave flashes 0 for a split second before it beeps letting you know your food is done. My awesome moment is when i can open the door just as the zero flashes to freeze it on the screen, but i feel even more badass when i can hit it between the zero and "end", at which point it shows the time and the words "time cook". Takes serious skill.
"
That's pretty awesome there agent..."
I know right? Oh wait, sarcasm...
"
Nope: Seriousness.
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#30  Edited By Hausdog

I sing, play Stepmania and DDR, and skipped three grades. It's nice being good at stuff :)

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#31  Edited By Godwind

Rip the souls out the human flesh of the body.

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#32  Edited By atejas

I can twist my neck 180 degrees.

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#33  Edited By AgentJ
atejas said:
"I can twist my neck 180 degrees."
If you can really do that then thats friggin awesome.
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#34  Edited By LiquidPrince
atejas said:
"I can twist my neck 180 degrees."
That's gross.
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#35  Edited By Hausdog

Post a youtube video of you twisting your neck 180 degrees one way and then coming back from twisting it 180 degrees the other way so it looks like you twisted your head 360 degrees like that girl from the Exorcist

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#36  Edited By dr_nefarious
AgentJ said:
"atejas said:
"I can twist my neck 180 degrees."
If you can really do that then thats friggin awesome.
"
Pfft I can do a 360..did I mention I'm an owl?
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#37  Edited By Gunner

I have awesome matrix-like reflexes when it comes to catching stuff.

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#38  Edited By Claude
Gunner said:
"I have awesome matrix-like reflexes when it comes to catching stuff. "
Even whilst drinking.
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#39  Edited By LiquidPrince

I can counter grab almost any time of punch Bourne/Bond like.

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#40  Edited By TheJollyRajah
Claude said:
"Nothing beats a standing ovation. "
True dat.
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#41  Edited By atejas
AgentJ said:
"atejas said:
"I can twist my neck 180 degrees."
If you can really do that then thats friggin awesome.
"
Slightly over 90 degrees tilting it sideways, approximately 180 around.