Everyone has that one thing they can do that makes them feel special, or like a total badass. My thing requires a little explanation.
What can you do that makes you feel awesome?
You know when your microwave is counting down as it cooks your food? Just as time runs out, my microwave flashes 0 for a split second before it beeps letting you know your food is done. My awesome moment is when i can open the door just as the zero flashes to freeze it on the screen, but i feel even more badass when i can hit it between the zero and "end", at which point it shows the time and the words "time cook". Takes serious skill.
That reminds me...I got the last kill in Gears 2 today when the time was at 0:00 in sudden death...AWESOME.
On Topic: I can wear any kind of clothes and people approve (people say only I could pull it off). I can also beat box and tap my fingers better than anybody I know. :)
Hmmm...that's a hard one. I'll say, "have sex while saving a world." Happens more often than you think.
I am very very very good at throwing snowballs. i mean i hit this little kid once in the chest and he fell to the floor clutching his heart crying. I also hit a guy with a twix (a chocolate bar) once in the head and it bust his head open.
"I am very very very good at throwing snowballs. i mean i hit this little kid once in the chest and he fell to the floor clutching his heart crying. I also hit a guy with a twix (a chocolate bar) once in the head and it bust his head open. "You hit kids with snowballs!? D=
"eclipsesis said:i have anger issues lol"I am very very very good at throwing snowballs. i mean i hit this little kid once in the chest and he fell to the floor clutching his heart crying. I also hit a guy with a twix (a chocolate bar) once in the head and it bust his head open. "You hit kids with snowballs!? D="
"I have remarkable balance. I feel totally comfortable on a balance beam and wearing stilettos."
eh, why would you be on a balance beam wearing high heels, i guess it would be interesting to see
"Seduce any women i lay my eyes on"
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Of all things. You can turn water into wine for Christ sak-oh, shit! I mean, er...whatever. I don't believe in you anyway. I'M A JEW!
"Jesus said:You must be a loser then because Jesus is awesome."Seduce any women i lay my eyes on"?Of all things. You can turn water into wine for Christ sak-oh, shit! I mean, er...whatever. I don't believe in you anyway. I'M A JEW!"
"BiggerBomb said:"Jesus said:You must be a loser then because Jesus is awesome.""Seduce any women i lay my eyes on"?Of all things. You can turn water into wine for Christ sak-oh, shit! I mean, er...whatever. I don't believe in you anyway. I'M A JEW!"
So you think Jews are losers?
"Everyone has that one thing they can do that makes them feel special, or like a total badass. My thing requires a little explanation.That's pretty awesome there agent...You know when your microwave is counting down as it cooks your food? Just as time runs out, my microwave flashes 0 for a split second before it beeps letting you know your food is done. My awesome moment is when i can open the door just as the zero flashes to freeze it on the screen, but i feel even more badass when i can hit it between the zero and "end", at which point it shows the time and the words "time cook". Takes serious skill."
"AgentJ said:I know right? Oh wait, sarcasm..."Everyone has that one thing they can do that makes them feel special, or like a total badass. My thing requires a little explanation.That's pretty awesome there agent..."You know when your microwave is counting down as it cooks your food? Just as time runs out, my microwave flashes 0 for a split second before it beeps letting you know your food is done. My awesome moment is when i can open the door just as the zero flashes to freeze it on the screen, but i feel even more badass when i can hit it between the zero and "end", at which point it shows the time and the words "time cook". Takes serious skill."
"LiquidPrince said:Nope: Seriousness."AgentJ said:I know right? Oh wait, sarcasm...""Everyone has that one thing they can do that makes them feel special, or like a total badass. My thing requires a little explanation.That's pretty awesome there agent..."You know when your microwave is counting down as it cooks your food? Just as time runs out, my microwave flashes 0 for a split second before it beeps letting you know your food is done. My awesome moment is when i can open the door just as the zero flashes to freeze it on the screen, but i feel even more badass when i can hit it between the zero and "end", at which point it shows the time and the words "time cook". Takes serious skill."
I sing, play Stepmania and DDR, and skipped three grades. It's nice being good at stuff :)
"atejas said:Pfft I can do a 360..did I mention I'm an owl?"I can twist my neck 180 degrees."If you can really do that then thats friggin awesome."
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