When Brad walked in and saw that couch he asked the saleslady how much the couch cost, and she told him it cost 899 dollars. With a wink he asked "Do they come with the couch?" She laughed and said "Only if you want them to."
#27
Posted by Hexpane
(1397 posts)
- 4 years, 4 months ago
the only reason I am not wearing a snuggie right now is because FLEECE IS MADE FROM THE PUBIC HAIR OF THE DEVIL! and the fact that I would look like a fool wearing one at work.
If they made 100% organic cotton snuggies w/ 800 thread count, I would be all over it like an asian slave is all over a $20 bill in a jack shack.
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