Why do fit girls turn you into a fool?

So I'm sitting in my parents shop serving people, a girl walks in. Now she pretty damn fit and I instantly lose the ability to concentrate on anything or anyone else. I'm normally pretty articulate and incontrol of my actions but then she walks up to the counter with her stuff and then proceed to flail around like an idiot, drop all the stuff she buying and blather like a moron. 
 
I hate this power girls have on boys... I wonder if the same happens to girls...

So I'm sitting in my parents shop serving people, a girl walks in. Now she pretty damn fit and I instantly lose the ability to concentrate on anything or anyone else. I'm normally pretty articulate and incontrol of my actions but then she walks up to the counter with her stuff and then proceed to flail around like an idiot, drop all the stuff she buying and blather like a moron. 
 
I hate this power girls have on boys... I wonder if the same happens to girls...

maybe, maybe u should go gay if u don't wantg to be like that lol.

I hear gay is the new makerena, everyone does it!

I know what you mean, i usually dont refer to girls as 'fit" though lol

I suggest you start getting gay right now.

" @sjhujh: A simple "nice shoes, wanna fuck" would've helped your odds, sir. "

" @sjhujh: A simple "nice shoes, wanna fuck" would've helped your odds, sir. "

It's because people who are in shape are rare now-a-days.
 
In ancient Greece it used to be the other way around. The chubbier girls where deemed hot and the thin ones, not so much.

" @Bucketdeth: Psh.  I quit using that ages ago.  Now I go for the guaranteed one that will ALWAYS get you laid:  "Bitch, I got a gun.  Get in the car." "  

" It's because people who are in shape are rare now-a-days.  In ancient Greece it used to be the other way around. The chubbier girls where deemed hot and the thin ones, not so much. "

" It's because people who are in shape are rare now-a-days.  In ancient Greece it used to be the other way around. The chubbier girls where deemed hot and the thin ones, not so much. "

" @TheMustacheHero said:

" It's because people who are in shape are rare now-a-days.  In ancient Greece it used to be the other way around. The chubbier girls where deemed hot and the thin ones, not so much. "

awww, I remember those days "

You should focus more on the throbbing erection you get.
 
It'll take your mind off her.

" @Bucketdeth: Psh.  I quit using that ages ago.  Now I go for the guaranteed one that will ALWAYS get you laid:  "Bitch, I got a gun.  Get in the car." "

 
Next time you're in this situation, grab her by the hair and drag her back to your cave. Hit her with a rock if she gets feisty.

"I suggest you start getting gay right now. "

" @Bucketdeth: Psh.  I quit using that ages ago.  Now I go for the guaranteed one that will ALWAYS get you laid:  "Bitch, I got a gun.  Get in the car." "

Imagine they're unbelievably fat and have bubbling warts all over their body.

" Why do fit girls turn you into a fool? Because you dislike yourself on a fundamental level, and because of that dislike, you fear her rejection of you. Here's a trick. Don't tell a girl you're doing this, but it's good to do. Imagine she's completely comfortable with you. Imagine you could just ask her to dance if you wanted to. When you approach a woman as a jabbering moron, at no place outside of the movies do women think "Oh! He's attracted to me." Instead, they think "Oh! He's a jabbering moron." But the thing about girls is that they want to feel like they inspire in you emotions that big. So, you see, it's all in what you do with it. A woman wants to feel like she is so lovely that you simply cannot help yourself but ask her to dance. So what you need to do is channel that jibbering energy into a sort of polite controlled fowardwardness. I'm not talking about aggressiveness. There's a difference between that and this. But you should know that aggressive men really do very often get what they want out of women, because women are as confused about men as men are about women. Women think they've inspired a huge amount of emotion in an aggressive man. Really she's just inspired something huge to happen in his pants. With women, emotions and sex are so bound up together, they have no idea how we as men operate. The idea that emotions and sex can be different entities is just not where women are based.  But see, that's the thing. A person like you is the sort of person a woman is looking for but has no idea how to find. And you know why she can't find you? Because you're too busy throwing her drinks on the ground, dumbass. Stop being, a dumbass, dumbass. Be polite, but be forward. Give yourself permission. I guarantee you will get what you want. "

Ha, some of these responses are classic, I especially like "nice shoes, wanna fuck" I'll keep that one under my belt, so to speak, for next time...       

@Ragdrazi: Not sure about the dislike myself on a fundamental level, but you talk some sense sir, I'll take it on board! Cheers 
 
 I don't usually turn into a jabbering wreck, usually if I'm honest I'm probably pretty obnoxious.

" Why do fit girls turn you into a fool? Because you dislike yourself on a fundamental level, and because of that dislike, you fear her rejection of you. Here's a trick. Don't tell a girl you're doing this, but it's good to do. Imagine she's completely comfortable with you. Imagine you could just ask her to dance if you wanted to. When you approach a woman as a jabbering moron, at no place outside of the movies do women think "Oh! He's attracted to me." Instead, they think "Oh! He's a jabbering moron." But the thing about girls is that they want to feel like they inspire in you emotions that big. So, you see, it's all in what you do with it. A woman wants to feel like she is so lovely that you simply cannot help yourself but ask her to dance. So what you need to do is channel that jibbering energy into a sort of polite controlled fowardwardness. I'm not talking about aggressiveness. There's a difference between that and this. But you should know that aggressive men really do very often get what they want out of women, because women are as confused about men as men are about women. Women think they've inspired a huge amount of emotion in an aggressive man. Really she's just inspired something huge to happen in his pants. With women, emotions and sex are so bound up together, they have no idea how we as men operate. The idea that emotions and sex can be different entities is just not where women are based.  But see, that's the thing. A person like you is the sort of person a woman is looking for but has no idea how to find. And you know why she can't find you? Because you're too busy throwing her drinks on the ground, dumbass. Stop being, a dumbass, dumbass. Be polite, but be forward. Give yourself permission. I guarantee you will get what you want. "

Why is everybody suggesting gay? You know the gay bubble is gonna burst if people keep investing in it! I suggest going bi, so at least when the bubble does burst, you have a back-up plan.

The reason I suggest going Bi is because, well... a guy knows what a guy needs. ;)

Just wait till you find the girl of your dreams and after a night of everything going your way, it turns out she has a boyfriend. Makes being a fool feel great.

" Just wait till you find the girl of your dreams and after a night of everything going your way, it turns out she has a boyfriend. Makes being a fool feel great. "

Well I'm moving to Brighton (gay capital of England for those who don't know) for Uni so I could take the opportunity to experiment if the mood takes... 

 Although I'd imagine it would be uncomfortable returning any favours received...

"

Well I'm moving to Brighton (gay capital of England for those who don't know) for Uni so I could take the opportunity to experiment if the mood takes... 

 Although I'd imagine it would be uncomfortable returning any favours received...

"

"

Well I'm moving to Brighton (gay capital of England for those who don't know) for Uni so I could take the opportunity to experiment if the mood takes... 

 Although I'd imagine it would be uncomfortable returning any favours received...

"

Mmmm, I'm so glad that I just get quiet and insanely sober. Since most of the time I'm a loud, sarcastic douchebag (which I am perfectly fine with *smirk), it's probably for the best methinks.

" @sjhujh said:

"

Well I'm moving to Brighton (gay capital of England for those who don't know) for Uni so I could take the opportunity to experiment if the mood takes... 

 Although I'd imagine it would be uncomfortable returning any favours received...

"

Yeah that's.... fucking weird. Being unsuccessful with women is not a valid reason to go gay. You won't go through with it. I don't even know you but you won't look to date men. Trust me.  "  

" @sjhujh said:

"

Well I'm moving to Brighton (gay capital of England for those who don't know) for Uni so I could take the opportunity to experiment if the mood takes... 

 Although I'd imagine it would be uncomfortable returning any favours received...

"

Hey, some guys don't mind not receiving sometimes, you know, they might be just in it for the fun of getting you off, to help you with your little "experiment" :p "  

Something about evolution, sorry mate, this is the end of the line.
 
*jk

" @Ragdrazi said:

" Why do fit girls turn you into a fool? Because you dislike yourself on a fundamental level, and because of that dislike, you fear her rejection of you. Here's a trick. Don't tell a girl you're doing this, but it's good to do. Imagine she's completely comfortable with you. Imagine you could just ask her to dance if you wanted to. When you approach a woman as a jabbering moron, at no place outside of the movies do women think "Oh! He's attracted to me." Instead, they think "Oh! He's a jabbering moron." But the thing about girls is that they want to feel like they inspire in you emotions that big. So, you see, it's all in what you do with it. A woman wants to feel like she is so lovely that you simply cannot help yourself but ask her to dance. So what you need to do is channel that jibbering energy into a sort of polite controlled fowardwardness. I'm not talking about aggressiveness. There's a difference between that and this. But you should know that aggressive men really do very often get what they want out of women, because women are as confused about men as men are about women. Women think they've inspired a huge amount of emotion in an aggressive man. Really she's just inspired something huge to happen in his pants. With women, emotions and sex are so bound up together, they have no idea how we as men operate. The idea that emotions and sex can be different entities is just not where women are based.  But see, that's the thing. A person like you is the sort of person a woman is looking for but has no idea how to find. And you know why she can't find you? Because you're too busy throwing her drinks on the ground, dumbass. Stop being, a dumbass, dumbass. Be polite, but be forward. Give yourself permission. I guarantee you will get what you want. "

Explain how you know all this. Are you a girl? Besides, you act you know every single girl in the world is like this and you know it. People are different. 
 
Most girls like assholes though. That's the bottom line. 
 
I really wish bold would turn off when I want it to. 
 
Anyway, I'm not a jabbering wreck, just quiet. I usually don't say anything until "she" says something (or makes a gesture) to me first. "

Imagining them naked never helps.
 
Heres a thought. Sing. It keeps you occupied, happy, and in control. If you aren't a good singer, THEN you have a problem.

" @Ragdrazi said:

" Why do fit girls turn you into a fool? Because you dislike yourself on a fundamental level, and because of that dislike, you fear her rejection of you. Here's a trick. Don't tell a girl you're doing this, but it's good to do. Imagine she's completely comfortable with you. Imagine you could just ask her to dance if you wanted to. When you approach a woman as a jabbering moron, at no place outside of the movies do women think "Oh! He's attracted to me." Instead, they think "Oh! He's a jabbering moron." But the thing about girls is that they want to feel like they inspire in you emotions that big. So, you see, it's all in what you do with it. A woman wants to feel like she is so lovely that you simply cannot help yourself but ask her to dance. So what you need to do is channel that jibbering energy into a sort of polite controlled fowardwardness. I'm not talking about aggressiveness. There's a difference between that and this. But you should know that aggressive men really do very often get what they want out of women, because women are as confused about men as men are about women. Women think they've inspired a huge amount of emotion in an aggressive man. Really she's just inspired something huge to happen in his pants. With women, emotions and sex are so bound up together, they have no idea how we as men operate. The idea that emotions and sex can be different entities is just not where women are based.  But see, that's the thing. A person like you is the sort of person a woman is looking for but has no idea how to find. And you know why she can't find you? Because you're too busy throwing her drinks on the ground, dumbass. Stop being, a dumbass, dumbass. Be polite, but be forward. Give yourself permission. I guarantee you will get what you want. "

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Hitch! "

I think the topic creator is going through puberty.

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Well I'm moving to Brighton (gay capital of England for those who don't know) for Uni so I could take the opportunity to experiment if the mood takes... 

 Although I'd imagine it would be uncomfortable returning any favours received...

"

" Just wait till you find the girl of your dreams and after a night of everything going your way, it turns out she has a boyfriend. Makes being a fool feel great. "

What does "ft" mean? As in... Bulging muscles and monstrous thighs?  Or does it mean flat stomach toned legs and such?
 
Be specific...

Maybe you're always a fool, but being around an attractive girl makes you notice your foolishness more?

Because you're a kid. Trust me.

this thread has gone horribly wrong

" I suggest you start getting gay right now. "

The advices from jakob187 and Ragdrazi are good too, depending of your objective, a night or a life. "

The advices from jakob187 and Ragdrazi are good too, depending of your objective, a night or a life. "

" What does "ft" mean? As in... Bulging muscles and monstrous thighs?  Or does it mean flat stomach toned legs and such?  Be specific... "

" It's because people who are in shape are rare now-a-days.  In ancient Greece it used to be the other way around. The chubbier girls where deemed hot and the thin ones, not so much. "

" @Trylks said:

The advices from jakob187 and Ragdrazi are good too, depending of your objective, a night or a life. "

I don't know. I've found my approach as worked well when I was getting my one night stands, too. Politely forward. And sometimes... just sometimes, a little impolitely forward.
 

@ahriman22

said:

" What does "ft" mean? As in... Bulging muscles and monstrous thighs?  Or does it mean flat stomach toned legs and such?  Be specific... "

It's chav slang meaning "hot". "

Lulz. "fit"

" @Ragdrazi said:

" @Trylks said:

The advices from jakob187 and Ragdrazi are good too, depending of your objective, a night or a life. "

I don't know. I've found my approach as worked well when I was getting my one night stands, too. Politely forward. And sometimes... just sometimes, a little impolitely forward.
 

@ahriman22

said:

" What does "ft" mean? As in... Bulging muscles and monstrous thighs?  Or does it mean flat stomach toned legs and such?  Be specific... "

It's chav slang meaning "hot". "

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