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#1  Edited By ArchScabby

seriously  this might actually become the worst movie ever.
It kinda makes me embarrassed to be human.
 
 

 
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#2  Edited By beargirl1

what the fuck? are you serious?  
oh..what the rock has become.. 

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#3  Edited By Karl_Boss

Hobgoblins....fuckin terrible.

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#4  Edited By eroticfishcake

The worst movie I've seen in the past few years was Cloverfield. I know, I know. A lot of people liked it but I just hated it for everything that it stood for.

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#5  Edited By teptom

Come on, it didn't look that bad...

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#6  Edited By ninjakiller

Any movie with Shaq as the lead.

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#7  Edited By ArchScabby

Guys, I'm not asking what the worst movie is.  I should have titled it, "this could be the worst movie of all time."

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#8  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers

I'm The Tooth Fairy. . . Oh Yeah!

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#9  Edited By ninjakiller
@ArchScabby: Thread has been hijacked, INCOMING!
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#10  Edited By Turtlefuzz

This looks pretty shitty.
But the worst movie of all time?
Unlikely.
 
That honor is still held by Manos: the Hands of Fate.

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#11  Edited By superfoot
@eroticfishcake said:
"The worst movie I've seen in the past few years was Cloverfield. I know, I know. A lot of people liked it but I just hated it for everything that it stood for. "

What did it stand for?
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#12  Edited By GunstarRed

I like The Rock  he has great comic timing and  charisma, I don't understand why people are so against this kind of thing. It looks fun and you and most on this site are obviously not the intended audience. If anything its great that he didn't just go the action movie guy route that most ex wrestlers take. 
 
I'm pretty sure this isn't going to win any awards but i'm also certain that it's not even close to being the worst movie ever.
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#13  Edited By ververdan0226

Baseketball

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#14  Edited By SpecTackle

That did look pretty bad. But, my worst movie ever title still goes to The Passion of the Christ.

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#15  Edited By ArchScabby
@marioncobretti said:
" I like The Rock  he has great comic timing and  charisma, I don't understand why people are so against this kind of thing. It looks fun and you and most on this site are obviously not the intended audience. If anything its great that he didn't just go the action movie guy route that most ex wrestlers take.  I'm pretty sure this isn't going to win any awards but i'm also certain that it's not even close to being the worst movie ever. "
you're wrong.
 
a five year old me would beat the crap out of any other kid who actually liked this movie.  
If by intended audience you mean people in comas then you would be correct, because I can't see anyone else actually being able to sit through this entire movie without slitting their wrists.
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#16  Edited By FrankCanada97
@ArchScabby: I didn't even watch the trailer and I know it's going to be bad. I mean what the hell kind of a tagline is "The Tooth Hurts"? I hate puns.
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#17  Edited By ArchScabby
@FrankCanada97: You should watch it.  Just to see how literal the title and tagline really is.
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#18  Edited By natetodamax

What happened to the Rock's career? Seriously

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#19  Edited By dopeman
@ninjakiller:  wouldn't that be the best movie of all time.
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#20  Edited By eroticfishcake
@superfoot said:
" @eroticfishcake said:
"The worst movie I've seen in the past few years was Cloverfield. I know, I know. A lot of people liked it but I just hated it for everything that it stood for. "
What did it stand for? "
I'm not even sure why I said that. It was bad though. No. It was shit. (Sorry to disappoint you.)
 
 
Why am I not getting notifications yet?
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#21  Edited By Whisperkill

 
Your biography: The movie

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#22  Edited By chstupid

This movie looks so bad it offends me
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#23  Edited By beargirl1
@eroticfishcake said: 
I'm not even sure why I said that. It was bad though. No. It was shit. (Sorry to disappoint you.)   Why am I not getting notifications yet? "
sometimes i'm not even getting notifications at all.  
 and yeah cloverfield sucks shit 
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#24  Edited By superfoot
@ArchScabby said:
" @marioncobretti said:
" I like The Rock  he has great comic timing and  charisma, I don't understand why people are so against this kind of thing. It looks fun and you and most on this site are obviously not the intended audience. If anything its great that he didn't just go the action movie guy route that most ex wrestlers take.  I'm pretty sure this isn't going to win any awards but i'm also certain that it's not even close to being the worst movie ever. "
you're wrong.  a five year old me would beat the crap out of any other kid who actually liked this movie.   If by intended audience you mean people in comas then you would be correct, because I can't see anyone else actually being able to sit through this entire movie without slitting their wrists. "

Is this the first movie a five year old  version of you would have beat up a kid over? 
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@ColumnBreaker: Haha I have no idea why but i laughed for 2 minutes strait when i read your post , so thx for that.  
 
Btw that movie doesnt look any different then the recent movies the rock has been in, and those movies arent even close to being the worst movies of all time. Transformers 2 comes closer to getting that title than this.
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@ArchScabby: AAAAAAAAAH IT BURNS!!!!!

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#27  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@ArchScabby said:
" @marioncobretti said:
" I like The Rock  he has great comic timing and  charisma, I don't understand why people are so against this kind of thing. It looks fun and you and most on this site are obviously not the intended audience. If anything its great that he didn't just go the action movie guy route that most ex wrestlers take.  I'm pretty sure this isn't going to win any awards but i'm also certain that it's not even close to being the worst movie ever. "
you're wrong.  a five year old me would beat the crap out of any other kid who actually liked this movie.   If by intended audience you mean people in comas then you would be correct, because I can't see anyone else actually being able to sit through this entire movie without slitting their wrists. "
Are you suggesting that this film is for emo kids?
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#28  Edited By Mardoosh

I can't handle the tooth.

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#29  Edited By blair

The worst movie ever is The Wickerman, starring Nicolas Cage.

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#30  Edited By ArchScabby
@TheMustacheHero: No.  Not enough black or death.  Sorry for the confusion.
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#31  Edited By iam3green

ha that looks stupid. what happened to the decent movies that he use to make? it looks like a bad movie to see. 

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#32  Edited By Lind_L_Taylor
@Blair said:
" The worst movie ever is The Wickerman, starring Nicolas Cage. "
Nah, nah.
 
Bangkok Dangerous...also a Nick Cage movie.
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hahahahahahaha. fucking terrible. Probably worse than Disaster Movie

ok maybe not.

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#34  Edited By Deusoma

Pretty sure " Stan Helsing" is going to be far, far worse than Tooth Fairy, since Tooth Fairy will at least be written by someone trying to be funny, while it is very likely that, like its wretched predecessors, Stan Helsing will consist entirely of scenes lifted directly from other movies with dick and fart jokes added.

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#35  Edited By StarFry64

That Tooth Fairy movie is a masterpiece compared to...
 
Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Disaster Movie.

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#36  Edited By ArchScabby
@Deusoma:@StarFry64:   Well since those are such abominations that they don't qualify as movies I don't count them.
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#37  Edited By gingertastic_10
@Shini4444 said:
" Come on, it didn't look that bad... "
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#38  Edited By oldschool

The only film I have ever wanted to walk out on was 
 
BLADE 
 
man I hated that film - sooooo bad.  Hated Wesley Snipes ever since. 
 
Worst film I HAD to sit through 
 
BEACHES 
 
Bette Midler when not doing comedy can kiss my fat ass.  I actually like chick flicks, but this ..... aaaaaaahhhhh 

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#39  Edited By vidiot

I find myself posting this over, and over, with every new thread asking what you thought was: "Teh worst movie evah!"
 
Granted that trailer was pretty bad. But c'mon. Will it be worse than this? Will it be worse than this???
 

 Seriously.
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#40  Edited By SpecTackle
@vidiot said:
" I find myself posting this over, and over, with every new thread asking what you thought was: "Teh worst movie evah!"
 
Granted that trailer was pretty bad. But c'mon. Will it be worse than this? Will it be worse than this???
 
 Seriously. "
As bad as B&R was, it still gave me the opportunity to witness Alicia Silverstone in skin tight leather/spandex. All the rubber nipples in the world are worth that.
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#41  Edited By Black_Rose

Meh it looks like a fun kids movie, no need to bash it just because of that.

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#42  Edited By ToadRunner

you cant handle the tooth!

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#43  Edited By luckybruciano

The worst movie ever made is one called 'The Room'. People watch it in theaters just to yell and throw shit at the screen. Here is my favorite line.   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc&feature=player_profilepage 

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#44  Edited By me3639

OMG WTF has the Rock done to himself?
 
There are so many bad movies, but the last one i remember i fell asleep watching was The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. Horrible, and i like Will Ferrell, sometimes.

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Dude, Disney is paying The Rock a huge amount of money for flicks like this, Race To Witch Mountain and that flick where he's the big shot NFL player who finds out he has a daughter. Plus there's next to no physical toll or a constant travel schedule.
I'm afraid this is the future :(
 
Few things entertainment-wise would make me happier than to see The Great One returning to the People's Ring to tell all those jabronis to Know Their Role And Shut Up before he proceeds to shine his boot real good, turn it sideways and stick  it straight up Their Roooty Poo Candy Asses and then sending the m packing to the Smackdown Hotel
 
I mean check out the sheer charisma the man exudes and with the stuff right off the top of his head without the writers butting in.
 
 

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#46  Edited By raegunz_

High School Musical.
 
But really? The worst movie ever made has to be Army of Darkness.
It's bad in an enjoyable way, though. Kind of?

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#47  Edited By LiquidPrince

Meet the Spartans?

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@raegunz_: Fuck you. No, wait FUCK YOU! no wait, FUCK YOU WITH A RUSTY RAKE!
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#49  Edited By raegunz_

I may be bad, but I feel goooood.

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#50  Edited By teptom
@raegunz_: I would hate you, but I like your avatar too damn much. 
 
Welcome to the site by the way.