seriously this might actually become the worst movie ever.
It kinda makes me embarrassed to be human.
Worst movie of all time?
The worst movie I've seen in the past few years was Cloverfield. I know, I know. A lot of people liked it but I just hated it for everything that it stood for.
Guys, I'm not asking what the worst movie is. I should have titled it, "this could be the worst movie of all time."
This looks pretty shitty.
But the worst movie of all time?
Unlikely.
That honor is still held by Manos: the Hands of Fate.
I like The Rock he has great comic timing and charisma, I don't understand why people are so against this kind of thing. It looks fun and you and most on this site are obviously not the intended audience. If anything its great that he didn't just go the action movie guy route that most ex wrestlers take.
I'm pretty sure this isn't going to win any awards but i'm also certain that it's not even close to being the worst movie ever.
" I like The Rock he has great comic timing and charisma, I don't understand why people are so against this kind of thing. It looks fun and you and most on this site are obviously not the intended audience. If anything its great that he didn't just go the action movie guy route that most ex wrestlers take. I'm pretty sure this isn't going to win any awards but i'm also certain that it's not even close to being the worst movie ever. "you're wrong.
a five year old me would beat the crap out of any other kid who actually liked this movie.
If by intended audience you mean people in comas then you would be correct, because I can't see anyone else actually being able to sit through this entire movie without slitting their wrists.
" @eroticfishcake said:I'm not even sure why I said that. It was bad though. No. It was shit. (Sorry to disappoint you.)"The worst movie I've seen in the past few years was Cloverfield. I know, I know. A lot of people liked it but I just hated it for everything that it stood for. "What did it stand for? "
Why am I not getting notifications yet?
" @marioncobretti said:" I like The Rock he has great comic timing and charisma, I don't understand why people are so against this kind of thing. It looks fun and you and most on this site are obviously not the intended audience. If anything its great that he didn't just go the action movie guy route that most ex wrestlers take. I'm pretty sure this isn't going to win any awards but i'm also certain that it's not even close to being the worst movie ever. "you're wrong. a five year old me would beat the crap out of any other kid who actually liked this movie. If by intended audience you mean people in comas then you would be correct, because I can't see anyone else actually being able to sit through this entire movie without slitting their wrists. "
Is this the first movie a five year old version of you would have beat up a kid over?
Btw that movie doesnt look any different then the recent movies the rock has been in, and those movies arent even close to being the worst movies of all time. Transformers 2 comes closer to getting that title than this.
" @marioncobretti said:Are you suggesting that this film is for emo kids?" I like The Rock he has great comic timing and charisma, I don't understand why people are so against this kind of thing. It looks fun and you and most on this site are obviously not the intended audience. If anything its great that he didn't just go the action movie guy route that most ex wrestlers take. I'm pretty sure this isn't going to win any awards but i'm also certain that it's not even close to being the worst movie ever. "you're wrong. a five year old me would beat the crap out of any other kid who actually liked this movie. If by intended audience you mean people in comas then you would be correct, because I can't see anyone else actually being able to sit through this entire movie without slitting their wrists. "
" The worst movie ever is The Wickerman, starring Nicolas Cage. "Nah, nah.
Bangkok Dangerous...also a Nick Cage movie.
Pretty sure " Stan Helsing" is going to be far, far worse than Tooth Fairy, since Tooth Fairy will at least be written by someone trying to be funny, while it is very likely that, like its wretched predecessors, Stan Helsing will consist entirely of scenes lifted directly from other movies with dick and fart jokes added.
The only film I have ever wanted to walk out on was
BLADE
man I hated that film - sooooo bad. Hated Wesley Snipes ever since.
Worst film I HAD to sit through
BEACHES
Bette Midler when not doing comedy can kiss my fat ass. I actually like chick flicks, but this ..... aaaaaaahhhhh
" I find myself posting this over, and over, with every new thread asking what you thought was: "Teh worst movie evah!"As bad as B&R was, it still gave me the opportunity to witness Alicia Silverstone in skin tight leather/spandex. All the rubber nipples in the world are worth that.
Granted that trailer was pretty bad. But c'mon. Will it be worse than this? Will it be worse than this???
Seriously. "
The worst movie ever made is one called 'The Room'. People watch it in theaters just to yell and throw shit at the screen. Here is my favorite line.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc&feature=player_profilepage
Dude, Disney is paying The Rock a huge amount of money for flicks like this, Race To Witch Mountain and that flick where he's the big shot NFL player who finds out he has a daughter. Plus there's next to no physical toll or a constant travel schedule.
I'm afraid this is the future :(
Few things entertainment-wise would make me happier than to see The Great One returning to the People's Ring to tell all those jabronis to Know Their Role And Shut Up before he proceeds to shine his boot real good, turn it sideways and stick it straight up Their Roooty Poo Candy Asses and then sending the m packing to the Smackdown Hotel
I mean check out the sheer charisma the man exudes and with the stuff right off the top of his head without the writers butting in.
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