What do you want your last words to be?

Meaning, what do you want your final words to be before you take the dirt nap?

Did I leave the stove on?

Cheese IT!!!!

uh...BYE.

"Is that all you've got?"

Keep the coloreds far from my funeral.

wtf hax

""Is that all you've got?""

I regret nothing.

BTW, mine would probably be along these lines:

"Oh noes! Mah healths meter has been run dry! Activate god mod nao."

..................................................................no u!

I would want my last words to be "son of a bitch" or "ah son of a bitch again". 

(Fixed)

"Thank you (friends, family) for always being there for me."

Depends on the situation. Dieing in the hospital or dying saving somebody, or dieing in a fight, or dieing so on. All have different responses.

Oh, "yippy ki-yea, motherfucker" would be equally awesome.

"It's okay, I'll respawn later!"

"Jayge, your my bitch."

One of the two.

""It's okay, I'll respawn later!"

"Jayge, your my bitch."

One of the two."

"I'm not wearing any pants"

"Karmum said:

""It's okay, I'll respawn later!"

"Jayge, your my bitch."

One of the two."

On a side note, Jayge is about to overtake you, marking the first time your not overall top poster.

"

"Karmum said:

""It's okay, I'll respawn later!"

"Jayge, your my bitch."

One of the two."

On a side note, Jayge is about to overtake you, marking the first time your not overall top poster.

"

"Why did I not use protection?"

"Karmum said:

""It's okay, I'll respawn later!"

"Jayge, your my bitch."

One of the two."

On a side note, Jayge is about to overtake you, marking the first time your not overall top poster.

"

I don't quite understand why I would care. :/

"I have to take a shit"

"LiquidPrince said:

"Karmum said:

""It's okay, I'll respawn later!"

"Jayge, your my bitch."

One of the two."

On a side note, Jayge is about to overtake you, marking the first time your not overall top poster.

"

You forgot to mention on how I honestly couldn't give a shit. I take bigger shits daily than the shit that is "losing overall top poster.""

"Karmum said:

"LiquidPrince said:

"Karmum said:

""It's okay, I'll respawn later!"

"Jayge, your my bitch."

One of the two."

On a side note, Jayge is about to overtake you, marking the first time your not overall top poster.

"

You forgot to mention on how I honestly couldn't give a shit. I take bigger shits daily than the shit that is "losing overall top poster.""

That was a little much, don't you think? kthnxbai"

"shouldve done a barrell roll"

"Rosebud"?

"Oh, "yippy ki-yea, motherfucker" would be equally awesome."

Something will have to go-me, or the curtains.

First, I would tell what song I want to be played at my funeral and than I would say

"Tell "" I said Hi"  And than whoever was there would go looking for this strange person...or so I hope. >_>;;

You fuck wit me you fuckin wit 'he besst!  I send you all to fuckin hell.

"You fuck wit me you fuckin wit 'he besst!  I send you all to fuckin hell."

"You fuck wit me you fuckin wit 'he besst!  I send you all to fuckin hell."

"I knew I really shouldn't have done that"

I'd buy that for a dollar.

"natetodamax said:

"Karmum said:

"LiquidPrince said:

"Karmum said:

""It's okay, I'll respawn later!"

"Jayge, your my bitch."

One of the two."

On a side note, Jayge is about to overtake you, marking the first time your not overall top poster.

"

You forgot to mention on how I honestly couldn't give a shit. I take bigger shits daily than the shit that is "losing overall top poster.""

That was a little much, don't you think? kthnxbai"

Yeah, I think the defensiveness of the statement speaks louder than the statement itself."

"It`s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum"

(Why the fuck do people care who has more posts? the top posters must have there face glued to the monitor having a cyber war of who can post the most on GiantBomb.)

^lol

I want my last words to be a spell that turns me into an all powerful immortal.

Vinny Caravella, what are you doing with that knife?

"I hope that isn't going to smell."

I love (insert wife's name)

"I want my last words to be a spell that turns me into an all powerful immortal."

I'd find it funny if I was dying in my wife's arms and I said "Honey I've been fucking your best friend for 4 years".... probably wouldn't do/say that in real life though.

Glorious death!

"Oh my". 

Has anyone seen the pin to this grenade?