Post your hamburget haikus right here. It is a 5-7-5 syllable poem incase you needed refreshing here's mine...

Beef Burger Tasty.
Tofu Burger is a lie.
Beautiful Angus.

I eat a burger
This makes me very happy
Now to eat the fries

Wow, there is a lack of creativity on these boards lol

Should I use the grill

Burgers taste the good
They are extremely awesome
I want a burger.

Burger burger bur
ger burger burger burger
Bur burger burger

You give me burger
I give you green cash money
I get better deal

Burger you seem round
Your taste makes me love you so.
Now I need some fries.

Hunk of beef in hand
Slap some cheese on that meat chunk
Now get your grub on

Glistening grilled patty
Caressed with sauce, gooey cheese
Moist mouth explosion

Burgers Are Tasty
I love to eat them alot
Burgers Are Tasty

Hot fire burn burger
Readying my condiments
Cause I spit hot fire

Delicious Burger
It has a yummy flavor
nom nom nom nom nom

Burgers Are Good
I like to own them
Burgers are Great

Buns like fluffy cloud.
Lettuce like the leafy tree.
Meat like tasty cow.

A burger in my hand
invokes in me
much pleasantness and bliss

"Burger burger bur
ger burger burger burger
Bur burger burger "

I once ate a bun
with meat in the middle, dave.
I'll order two more.

Cheese is your best friend
I am your worst enemy
Because I eat you

Beef sandwich delight
In the dark, you will fear me
Step into the light

Big chunk of meat
Slapped between two buns
Tasty with ketchup

Wow, a book should be written filled with these.

Sizzling beef between
sliced white bun.
Relish.

Heart attack on bun
With tasty bacon and cheese
Die a happy man

Burgers are very good.
I would have a burger now.
But it is Breakfast.

Hamburgers I love,
Peter Lugar completes you,
A good hearty meal.

beef bacon and cheese

Thank you spicy meat
between two buns of bread
you make me happy

"A beef sandwich delight
In the dark, you will fear me"

"lordofultima said:

"A beef sandwich delight
In the dark, you will fear me"

I'd like this on a bumper sticker.
Just those two lines."

I am a big clown,
upside down, that is my frown,
I eat my burger.

I want burger bad.
Wisdom Teeth sores do remain.
Burger come again.

(Inspired by the removal of my wisdom teeth yesterday. I can't have a tasty burger until I heal. I am in such a dark place right now.)

                                                                                                                                     WHY DOTH THOU
                                                                                                                          YONDER DEEP FRIED SAMMICH,         
                                                                                                                               CLOGGETH MY ARTERIES?

This hamburger bun
Embraces the juicy meat.
Eat until I puke.

Pick up my burger.
Oh shit, a cockroach within.
Gonna fuckin sue.

"Pick up my burger.
Oh shit, a cockroach within.
Gonna fuckin sue."

Veggie Burger is
A total waste of time
Go eat meat sissy

I like Hamburgers
As much as the Frankfurters
But Berliners RULE.

a free burger for me,
tasty but saw it was off,
"curse you!" says stomach.

Cheese on my burger,
Makes it taste good in my mouth.
Where is the bacon?

Vegetarians
We see burgers and we sigh
Desire, have not