OFFICIAL thread de Jefe's HATRED

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#1 Edited by Hirushubi (109 posts) -

During my weekly bombcast session, I couldn't help but receive unconventional wisdom from a fellow giantbomb denizen...

This thread serves only as a fictive containtment facility for everything that is wrong with the planet Earth...Adversely, any substantial matter worthy of Jeff Gerstmann's hatred.

I'll begin:

The color maroon and/or Regis Philbin

*Jeff has never publicly admonished these two putrid presences, but we can all attest to the probability of abhorrence.*
#2 Edited by Mikemcn (7089 posts) -

These things must be cataloged for future generations!

and i would add anime..... he only said it was for jerks though

and he hates the first transformers movie

Yes... i fail at embbeding pics

#3 Posted by Cube (4366 posts) -


#4 Posted by 71Ranchero (3002 posts) -

I heard he hates Kittens. 

#5 Posted by Gearhead (2251 posts) -
Alliance Starbird
Jeff hates Star Wars. He must be on the dark side....and by the dark side, he must be a Trekkie. Damn Trekkies.
#6 Posted by Apathylad (3067 posts) -

From my understanding, he only liked the first Terminator movie and hated the rest. Oh, and he really hates Star Wars.

#7 Edited by Hirushubi (109 posts) -
#8 Posted by buzz_clik (7053 posts) -

Meatloaf. That's the food, not the musician-slash-actor.

#9 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3107 posts) -

Bufu at the wrong time.

#10 Posted by Hirushubi (109 posts) -

People who act arrogant in high level street fighter competition...

#11 Posted by Death_Unicorn (2838 posts) -

Does this OFFICIAL thread have the OFFICIAL Jeff Gerstmann stamp of approval?

#12 Posted by Hirushubi (109 posts) -
@Death_Unicorn said:
" Does this OFFICIAL thread have the OFFICIAL Jeff Gerstmann stamp of approval? "
This is UNOFICIALLY the OFFICIAL thread of Jeff Gerstmann's hatred...Got it??!!

So, no...not really...
#13 Posted by turbomonkey138 (4957 posts) -
@Fr0Br0: That was fucking hilarious
#14 Posted by Scooper (7881 posts) -

People that still go around saying things are 'Hella tight' and 'money'.

#15 Posted by Artemis_D (817 posts) -

#16 Edited by Kohe321 (3534 posts) -

Coconuts (as can be seen here)


#17 Posted by PowerSerj (987 posts) -

Edgy Sonic.

#18 Edited by Kohe321 (3534 posts) -
@Scooper said:
" @Kohe321 said:
" Coconuts (as can be seen here)

I thought he said "COCONUTS ARE WORTH MORE THEN HUMAN LIFE!!!!" at some point. Maybe he hates the taste but apreciates their value. "
What other value does a coconut have but its taste? Wow this is getting deep...

#19 Posted by MattyFTM (14454 posts) -
@Scooper said:
"I thought he said "COCONUTS ARE WORTH MORE THEN HUMAN LIFE!!!!" at some point. Maybe he hates the taste but apreciates their value. "
Coconuts are worth more than human life is a reference to No More Heroes.
#20 Posted by TwoOneFive (9459 posts) -

damnit, i love maroon, had a nice fender strat that was maroon once. i love seinfeld. and coconuts are my favorite!!

jeff is like my enemy now. 
#21 Posted by VilhelmNielsen (1750 posts) -

Jeff hates happiness. And probably Unicorns.

#22 Edited by RipTheVeins (1546 posts) -

he hates Vince Vaughn (but really likes Clay Pigeons), and hates people who really like things.

EDIT: to quote Jeff "Jesper is a SCUMBAG!"

#23 Posted by Hirushubi (109 posts) -


#24 Posted by GregIsRad (168 posts) -

Jay Leno

#25 Posted by Bigandtasty (3208 posts) -

Jeff es el jefe.

#26 Posted by Win (541 posts) -

He hates the terminator movies (except the original).

#27 Edited by Keyser_Soze (1186 posts) -

Jeff hates Ben Stiller and Zach Braff. In fact Jeff seems to hate a lot of Hollywood/popular Jews? Is Jeff a self hating Jew?

Touchy subject, don't go near it. LEAVE IT ALONE! LEAVE IT ALONE!

#28 Edited by ch13696 (4582 posts) -

Ill add the PS3. I know he hates the PS3. Its a given. Flame all you want people. And PC

#29 Edited by EvilTwin (3324 posts) -

Mustard and Resident Evil.

Look at it, disgusting.

#30 Posted by Hirushubi (109 posts) -

Jeff possesses a quasi/passive hate towards Jack Black.(He was originally a fan of tenacious d and Black's earlier career)

#31 Posted by TheFreeMan (2712 posts) -
@Win said:
" He hates the terminator movies (except the original).
That heretic! The second Terminator movie is amazing!

This is indeed disturbing news.
#32 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

This fall... Jeff Gerstmann IS.... El Jefe.

Coming soon to a theater near you.

#33 Posted by Hirushubi (109 posts) -
@TheGreatGuero said:
" This fall... Jeff Gerstmann IS.... El Jefe.Coming soon to a theater near you. "
#34 Posted by TripMasterMunky (2403 posts) -

He hates Turtles in Time AND Super Metroid. Say what?!

#35 Posted by Dan_CiTi (3705 posts) -

I don't see how someone can't like Street Fighter III, it's probably the most fun I've had with a fighting game, but everyone is entitled to their own opinions. 
There are somethings on the list he legit hates and some things he just doesn't like I think, but there is no reason to get so specific.

#36 Posted by Hirushubi (109 posts) -

the offspring

#37 Posted by Red (5994 posts) -

The word "gamer". 
I wholeheartedly agree with him. 
Also: anything on a sandwich that isn't cheese.

#38 Posted by PureRok (4236 posts) -

This thread.

#39 Posted by Bubahula (2197 posts) -

#40 Posted by Themanohall (397 posts) -

Rock Revolution and the terms "casual" and "hardcore"

#41 Posted by ch13696 (4582 posts) -

Jeff hates you. And me. Tell me something that Jeff doesn't hate.

#42 Edited by Damian (1538 posts) -
@PureRok said:

" This thread. "

Haha! Probably.  

 Too obvious?
#43 Posted by Breadfan (6590 posts) -
  • Hospitals
  • Planes
  • Airports
  • Cops
  • Elevators
  • Lawyers
oh wait that's Francis
#44 Posted by punkxblaze (2993 posts) -

Duke Nukem Forever.

#45 Posted by Tearhead (2241 posts) -

#46 Posted by dopeman (387 posts) -


Jeff hates communsim
#47 Posted by buzz_clik (7053 posts) -
@Damian: Jeff hates Greco-Roman columns?
#48 Posted by Bigandtasty (3208 posts) -
@buzz_clik: No, he hates blood-stained cuffs.
#49 Posted by Damian (1538 posts) -
@buzz_clik: @Bigandtasty: er, I was going for "Jeff hates homosexual innuendoes mixed with violence as the message only serves to confuse an already conflicted public", duh!
#50 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18954 posts) -

why are we discussing what another human being hates ? just because he's the owner of the website, the things he hates are important and special? 
he's just another guy, with his personal likes and dislikes, stop being this fucking stupid

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