Jeff Gerstmann
Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.
Political advert with Jeff's long lost sister?
"You try taking care of two Chinese babies and see how much free time you have.Day 2 and STILL no official word from Jeff Gertsman...
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I really don't think this thread should exist. There's just certain things the internetz doesn't need to see.
"Ok so the video is awesome. But I can do better than that photo. watch me now....I was beginning to wonder if we'd ever see them together, and perhaps she was his alter-ego.
ok...
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I love the fact Jeff looks like the crazy uncle figure in this picture, wrecking the family portrait with an inappropriate facial expression.
"Ok so the video is awesome. But I can do better than that photo. watch me now....That looks like an ad for Jeff's Big Baby BOGO Bonanza. "Swing on by, grab one of these fuckers, we'll throw in the second for free!"
ok...
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We're rearing up on 6 days now, and still no official word has come from Giant Bomb staff member Jeff Gerstmann on the possible relations between him and Tracy McGarry.
"We're rearing up on 6 days now, and still no official word has come from Giant Bomb staff member Jeff Gerstmann on the possible relations between him and Tracy McGarry.I'm hoping he'll says something on the Bombcast tomorrow.Guys, what can we do to make Jeff come out of his little video gaming hole to help clarify this whole debaucle?"
"We're rearing up on 6 days now, and still no official word has come from Giant Bomb staff member Jeff Gerstmann on the possible relations between him and Tracy McGarry.I think there's a point where we can figure 1) Dude is busy 2) We've entered the creepy / awkward fan zone and it is best we just move on 3) All of the above.Guys, what can we do to make Jeff come out of his little video gaming hole to help clarify this whole debaucle?"
"jakob187 said:That's foolish talk. We all know that Jeff is just playing Mega Man 9 again. lol"We're rearing up on 6 days now, and still no official word has come from Giant Bomb staff member Jeff Gerstmann on the possible relations between him and Tracy McGarry.I think there's a point where we can figure 1) Dude is busy 2) We've entered the creepy / awkward fan zone and it is best we just move on 3) All of the above."Guys, what can we do to make Jeff come out of his little video gaming hole to help clarify this whole debaucle?"
"This is the most missed up shit that I have seen in a long time.
Woah...
Even Jeff looks surprised.
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after years of drinking hemp milk looking for any pictures on the side of the carton for his long lost sister, Jeff can now rest easy thanks to politics and adoption agencies
This is almost disturbing... No wait, this is DEFINITELY disturbing.
So does this make Brad and Vinny akin to the Chinese babies in this promo? And if so where does Luchadeer fit in? Perhaps there is a deleted scene from this commercial showing the family's beheaded pet.
We need answers!
[EDIT] I don't think I've ever laughed this much in a forum in my life.
"Jeff needs to respond."And needing is an adult thing. Jeff, do the adult thing. = D
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